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THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY COURIER.
PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING.
SUBSCRIPTION FIFTY CENTS PER YEAR.
UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS.
No. 1.
VOL. III.
LOCAL.
Courier forever!
Poor old consolidation!!！
Where are the whangdoodles?
Hurrah for M. J. Keys.
Politics, politics, everywhere.
Shoot the white plug hats.
This is an extra fine year for mous
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This is an extra fine year for moustaches.
New students are numerous and fine looking.
The ladies are all working for the Courier.
The academy of science has a good attendance.
Since Prof. Brownell has a furnace, he will not make it such a cold day for chapel orators.
Miss Lizzie Woodcock was married on the 2d of September, to Presley W. Budd, of Fairmount.
Young ladies will bear in mind that we still have one unmarried prof. Don't all speak at once.
Students of the University are cordially invited to visit the Business College.
The library has been greatly improved this summer, and Prof. Miller has spared no pains to perfect it in every department.
The Oread society will have an exceptionally fine program for next Friday. All new students, as well as old ones, will be welcomed.
The faculty are certainly increasing. During the summer two of our most popular professors have doubled their number, and Dyche and Brownell never tire receiving congratulations from their many friends. Who will be next?
At the Business College you can study all or any of the following branches: Book-keeping by single or double entry, Actual Business, Business Penmanship, Mental, Practical and Commercial Arithmetic, Letter Writing, Commercial Law, Spelling, Reading, U. S. History, Grammar, Composition, Physical and Intermediate Geography, Algebra, Telegraphy, Short-Hand Writing, Ornamental Penmanship.
If you wish or expect to do business, a business education is what you need.
WANTED.—A girl who doesn't eat ice cream, oysters or candy, doesn't dance, sing "Sweet Violets," flirt. talk politics, study or indulge in any other frivolities.—Soph, care this office.
LAWRENCE, KANSAS, SEPTEMBER 12, 1884.
Let us have peace in Oread. The Senior class will probably number twenty-two.
Will some one please shoot Riggs' and Preston's hats?
There will be few to take the optional, Anglo Saxon.
The college building presents its customary bright appearance.
'86 should have a row over class color, to keep up their reputation.
It was a Baldwin man who 'bucked the tiger'' at Bismarck, and walked home.
Those students who wished to stand high in chapel rhetoricals serenaded Prof. Brownell.
Some students came back early to see the fair. Others came back later and also saw the fair.
The Freshmen are enjoying the roller coaster. The Sophs would, only they are financially embarrassed.
It is quite the thing to recognize the moustaches and sideburns which have developed during the summer.
"And still they gazed, and still the wonder grew, that one small face could carry all my moustache." —Harry Riggs.
Board was never so high and boarding places never so scarce as this year. This fact revives the clamor for a students' dormitory and boarding house on the hill.
It now becomes our extreme pleasure to report the happy union of our esteemed professor of elocution, to Miss Sarah Furniss, of Waterloo, New York, on the 25th of August. In the short time he has been with us, Prof. Brownell has won the regard and esteem of faculty, students and citizens, who will all unite in welcoming him and his bride to Lawrence and the University.
Prof. Dyche and W. H. Brown made up the usual University scientific excursion, and this year camped upon the Pecos river, near Las Vegas, New Mexico. The expedition was a great success, and many valuable specimens were brought back. Two cignamon bears will ornament our museum, and bear witness to the truth of Prof. Dyche's well known bear stories. Ten deer, two martins, nine foxes, eighteen hundred specimens of plants, bugs, and other insects without number, and an extensive collection of minerals attest the good work. Our laboratories are now quite large, and are being added to. N. B.—Prof Dyche captured one dear after his return.
John and Will Findley have bidden K. S. U. good bye.
The popular and esteemed professor, L. L. Dyche, has at last thrown aside the bonds of single life, to assume the higher ones of wedlock. In the city of Sterling he found the young lady whom he thought the one to grace his house, and no longer sighs for a fair hand to soften his grief or heighten his joy. The young lady was Miss Ophelia Axtell, and those acquainted with her are enthusiastic in praise of the professor's choice. Prof. Dyche has been with the University as student and professor for many years, and each succeeding one has added to his popularity. In his favorite sciences he is without a superior among the rising men of the time, and by his energy, push and ability will no doubt attain the highest place. He was the editor of the Courier, who made the scientific department so readable, and the best wishes of his old associates and successors go with him and his bride on the journey of life.
The Facul.y.
Prof. Green is immersed in law and politics.
Prof. Arthur Canfield returned to Lawrence in July.
Prof. Stephens spent a great part of the summer in Boston.
Prof. Carruth spent the summer here, working up his department.
Prof. Sterling has returned from his vacation near Abilene.
Prof. Williams conducted institutes and inspired enthusiasm for K. S. U.
Prof. Brownell went to New York, and—well, he didn't come back alone.
Dr. Lippincott made extended trips over the state in the interest of the University.
Prof Snow, Nicols and Bailey attended the national association for the advancement of science.
Prof. Miller conducted the Burlington institute, so it was the best in the state—so he says.
Prof. Dyche came back from his scientific expedition early, to prepare the museum (?) Some of his stories bear a bare resemblance to poetry He no longer goes it alone.
Prof. Canfield had charge of the Kansas teachers on their excursion to the teachers' assembly at Madison. He then visited in the east, and returned in time to put his classes through as hard as ever.
PERSONAL.
Jep Davis will climb the hill as of yore.
Miss Kate Ridenour is up to see the year open.
Miss Hattie Dunn still stays with '85.
Miss Clara Gilham is in Alton Illinois.
C. E. Hall will not be back this year.
A. F. Yohe is back in the ranks of 788.
S. W. Shattuck studies English as of old.
R. E. Stout is a reporter for a Kansas City paper.
P. J. Fritz again will "have the floor" in Oread.
Miss Mamie Hudson will not rejoin the hosts of K. S. U.
H. F. Smith is visiting in Vermont and will return soon.
C. L. Simpson will attend school in Vermont this winter.
L. A. Gilbert got back in time to take in the fair.
take in the bar.
Miss Lillie Sherman is visiting Miss Jennie Oliver.
Jennie On. Bert Baldwin takes his stand with the boys again.
J. C. Shinn has handed in his V, and carries a ticket.
Claud Holliday is a new student, hailing from Ottawa.
Sam Detwiler is draughtsman in the machine shops at Ottawa.
Fred Bowersock made an eastern this summer.
Geo. Metcalfe has a situation in Fluke's music store.
Miss Ollie Thompson rejoins her classmates of '87.
W. L. Little studied (?) in Lawrence this summer.
Geo. Walker is a "Cyclone,' and a daisy on a horse fiddle.
Miss Fannie Pratt will stand by the Oread carpet fund another year.
Misses Lettie and Minnie Collins are at their home and will not return.
are at their home and... George Lewis, of Wichita, is now a student of K. S, U.
a student of H. John Lindsey paraded as a dude in Garnet during vacation.
F. D. Cornell, of Wyandotte, adds another to the big roll.
C. F. Kinkaid is taking a special engineering course at Cornell.
Barry Hatch, son of General Hatch U. S.A., enters the University.
U. S. A., enters the University.
Sam Forsha spent the summer in Hutchinson, and is on hand again.
Landlady to Prep. in kid gloves, who called Sunday evening to "see about renting rooms," and who is rapping ferociously on front door: — "What a racket you made. Oh! excuse me. I thought you was Mr.
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'76, H. S. Tremper, is a leading lawyer and city attorney of Law-
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Miss Sadie Davis is suffering from a severe attack of malarial fever.
Mr. Robt.W. Rogers of St Joe visited the University Wednesday.
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