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THE CORRIDORS.
WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW!
Who will publish the Annual.
Who will "get there" in the June programme elections.
And if it wont be warm in the Oreads.
—If a red headed man isn't a bad man to tackle.
-If the State University wont send the state representative to Iowa City.
—If the Amphion quartette can't attend the inter-state contest as our delegation.
-If M-rt-n doesn't make an excellent parliamentarian--out of the chair.
How many times the Gradatim has met on the regular night.
If he shouldn't have had more chairity on those bad conspirators.
How the Orophilians feel over R-- --d's desertion to peaceful, happy Oread.
—Why we don't have some more Tuesday evening lectures.
—If the Freshmen don't show up well on the Chapel rostrum.
How many Courirr editors will safely survive any more unpleasantnesses.
—Why the Sigs don't come out, brace up, show their colors, and have some style about them.
Who will take the Courier Freshmen and Sophomore oratorical prizes.
If there won't be a good many competitors for the Field Oratorical Prize,
-Who will go to the next Gradatim without a girl and if he shouldn't be fired.
-What those cu(e)rious chalk marks mean on the boys' coats.
If those people who got funny in sending valentines are perfectly happy.
How long the colossal combination of Sig and Phi Kap will last in Oread politics.
If the non-fraternity men see they have no representative on the "me too" monthly.
—How many alumni will attend the reunion in commencement week.
-If filibustering is still in order.
How many students were brought into the fold by the late revivals.
-If Bennett and Keys find any one to accept their magnificent offers of contributions to the Oread piano fund.
—Why the long looked for Orophilian piano doesn't materialize.
--With what grace the free trade editors of the Journal write protection editorials.
—If the alumni who never attend the literary meetings of the society will be on hand at the Oread election, as usual.
Who it was who took the money given him to pay his contingent fee to play pool.
If Spangler succeeded in establishing a chapter at the Kansas City Medical College, during his absence.
—Who the literary societies will get to deliver the annual address.
How many students will vote the straight ticket at the congressional election.
—If Riffle doesn't resemble Oliver Twist in the fact that he longs for More.
—If Prof. Canfield caught that severe cold by going to the Gradatim.
—Spangler went to Kansas City last week leaving the mail box in the corridor locked. In the course of a few days it was full of letters mailed at the University in order to get them off quick.
The following officers are now in charge of the Normal Society: President, M. L. Field; vice president, Eva Halstead; secretary, Louisa Rose; critic, Minnie Jay; Chorister, Phebe Ashley; sargent at arms, J. C. Hall.
John L. Sullivan and Geo.W. Robinson are matched for a prize fight. Sullivan is to knock Rob out in four rounds. When Rob was here a couple of weeks ago he neglected to tell us of this.