THE CORRIDORS.
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WHAT THEY WANT.
—A girl, apply to Bl—r.
-A pony, address W. L. L—ttl.
—A little style, by the Gradatim.
—A new deal, call on M. J. K—ys.
—A "lock of your hair," by C. Q.
---W -- d to brace up and get a girl next time.
—A dancing room, address "H. J. K," this office.
—A ticket that will resemble Eli in Oread, B-nn-tt.
—To go on a "toot," Harry Hubert, Showhan.
—The mumps, by students who don't like to study.
—Inquirig beauty : —Use Belladonna for the eyes (c.)
—A few less boys to go it alone to the dancling club.
--To find out who M--lv--n is really mashed on.
--- And if the dancling can't get along without him.
---And that Rockwell is a delegate to the Y. M. C. A.
—A few serenaders, by M-h-n. And he wants them bad.
---A piece of your neck tie for my crazy quilt, "you know."
—A dude, to keep up the otherwise high standard of K. S. U.
---The reason the Kappas don't come out from under the rose.
—Another University lecture, by the boys who go to "free shows."
---To know if P-rry thinks "H.P." means he has struck hard-pan.
--To ascertain the reason why S--rg--nt looks so pensive and sad of late.
---And without whom he really thinks he can never attend the dancing club.
---And if hard study always has this effect on delicate constitutions.
Money, by the boys who go to "pay shows," (this includes nearly all.)
—A seat in the Senior's parquette for Uncle Tom's cabin, by Br-tt-n.
-To know a bigger man than Harry Riggs since "we are running for Congress.
---Some more good resolutions, by the many who swore off, "just to please my girl."
---To see a little man that grew more than Oln - y when he was elected Orophilian Speaker.
-To know what the "me too'' local was suffering under when he attempted his alleged goaks.
---The next meeting of the Gradatim will be held Saturday evening instead of Friday. Fridays are the appointed dates for the club but they usually avoid them as unlucky.
A subscription paper ought to be started to procure a suitable testimonial for Prof. Courtney for his vigilance in protecting University property.
---The irrepressible Sullivan thinks seriously of giving up the newspaper business. He says he has discovered his true vocation, and is going into politics. He tries hard to emulate David Davis, and succeeds in speaking on both sides of the question.
—We are pained to chronicle the death of Mr. E. D. Goodin of'83. He entered the Senior law class in the Fall of'82, and during his course endeared himself to his classmates and college aquaintances, so that his death was severely felt. He graduated last June with the honors of his class, and en- etors. gaged with his father in the practice of laat Wyandotte. His ability was already tracing notice and a bright career opened up before him, and Death came and and sty. his seal on the rising youth. YLE.