THE CONTEST.
We went to the contest last night,
We didn't get home till daylight. We went on a tear That made the "cops," swear,
And discounted the Sullivan fight.
The Oreads glorious
Were very uproarous,
And then they, victorious,
Loud shouted in "chorius,"
"The Orophilian,
Is now completely busted;
We bang the loud tin pan,
That we their jackets dusted.
And now we think they'd go,
To the LAWRENCE BUSINESS COLLEGE,
Where they can get, we know,
Some very useful knowledge.
There penmanship they'll learn,
And to draw both checks and orders,
And of mighty sales they burn
To be excellent recorders.
They wish to earn a living,
So they days and nights are giving
To gain some useful knowledge
At the LAWRENCE BUSINESS COLLEGE.
Then let us now commend
Unto these Orophil——
Our poet is now under the hands of four physicians. Scarcely any hopes are entertained of his recovery.A mob of Or-ph-l-ns entered the office and left the poet a total wreck. But we commend the Lawrence Business College to the patronage of all students.
BUSINESS MANAGERS.