136 THE CORRIDORS. THE CORRIDORS. —Back —Again. —Poor Turkey! —Two weeks more. —Ritchie is mashed. - Contest is coming. They say the "Sigs" are too. —"Hutch" has a new overcoat. -Gilmore has made a new mash. Ask him. —This is to be a lively winter and no mistake. The literary societies held no meetings last week. The Gradatim holds its second meeting Friday. -Shawhan and Mahan went to Olathe to see Sam Seaton. —Why don't the city fix the sidewalks at the foot of the hill? —Oread Hall at last has a carpet. And it is a veritable daisy. The Phi Kaps have changed their hall to the opera house block. - Thomas Neal is pastor of a church in Harrisburg, Pa. Next! The Freshmen claim to have the best looking class in college. —The lessons for Monday morning were unusually poorly prepared. The last recitations before Christmas will be held Thursday morning. Did you see Fay? The winsome, charming, uproarious, glorious little Fay. If we are to have an annual magazine this year it would be well to agitate the matter at once. The student who asks questions after the bell has rung, ought to be "fired." -Query: How long does a twelve-pound turkey generally last after Thanksgiving? —Who started over to the fortune teller's Wednesday night and turned back? Curry said he was going to have a suite of rooms. (One room and a closet.) —The new rule of three, which ought to be observed in the halls: Let the third person retire. —Fannie Pratt returned from her home at Humboldt Saturday in time to attend the Theta party. -Princeton College will follow in the track of the Kansas State University and have a new "lab." Miss Jean Oliver has been taking lessons in the esquitarian art, and is now quite a professional. Mr. Shawhan enjoyed a very lonely ride from Olathe last Sunday, and he says it was rather cold, too. Dean and H. F. Smith went to Clinton Thanksgiving to attend a church festival, and returned quite full. The Freshman's letter: "Dear Pa, this is a bad climate for money, and worse still for those without it." —W. H. Johnson, our worthy business manager, has returned to study, after a protracted struggle with a "bile." At Williams College the editors of the college papers are excused from essays. Let us emigrate to that favored locality. Now let us have a chess and checkers club. There is plenty of good material for such if some one will make a move.