118 THE CORRIDORS. Increase your value by learning short hand at the Lawrence Business College, or by learning to write a legible long hand. Try Alfred Wright's handkerchief extract of Wild Olive at Straffon's. It is elegant. Do you know who gave the boys away? Why, that dude Senior with a new suit of clothes; spot him. —Hon. James W. Green is slowly improving, and it is hoped he will soon be able to attend to business. —Ned Stevens burned his foot quite badly at the fire at Mr. Green's last week. He will be unable to walk upon it for some time. -A large assortment of ladies and gents pocket books twenty-five per cent. below real value at Straffon's. -80, G. W. W. Yates was one of the vice presidents at the Republican jollification in Wyandotte over the election. Caldwell is the author of the assertion that four young ladies have succumbed to his mashing qualities. OROPHILIAN SOCIETY. There was a good attendance at the last meeting, and one of the best programs of the term was rendered, to the pleasure of those present. The essays were carefully prepared and the debate better than usual. This good work and attendance will be beneficial to the members and will reflect credit on the society. A committee of three was appointed to confer with a like committee from the Oread society in regard to the June program. It is proposed the two societies have a contest instead of each having an evening during Commencement, as has been customary. At the last election of officers, Mr. Chestnut was elected speaker and Miss Gillmore secretary. As the Courier foretold, the Kappa Alpha Thedas will spend Thanksgiving at Junction City with Misses Bartell and Wright. Stout is local editor of the Daily Journal. His dude uniform is now being prepared, and he will soon blossom out in all his glory. The Senior class now numbers twentyfour, and will probably graduate twentyfive, as Miss Bartell, one of 83, will return next session. Would you make your "fellow's" heart happy? Then select something for him from Bromelsick's immense stock of gent's furnishing line. A charter has been petitioned for by four students to establish a chapter here of Sigma Chi. Three others have been "spik ed," and there is prospect of another frat. The absence of sidewalks was very noticeable on rainy days last week. To avoid the exceeding dampness students found it necessary to climb "over the garden wall." -Prof. Snow went to Topeka last week to attend the Academy of Science. -Ex. Pshaw, that's nothing. Plenty of the students take in the "academy of science" every afternoon. OREADThe Oreads had a most excellent meeting last Friday, and their work showed up to good advantage. The program was as follows: Declamation, Miss Jacke; Reading, E.F. Stebbins; Declamation, Miss Moore, and a debate on the subject, "Resolved, that it is not right that representatives in Congress should be residents of the districts from which they are elected." The regular election of officers followed with the following result: President, A.C. Markley; vice president, C.E.Wood; secretary, Miss Erb; critic, E.E.Ritchie.