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THE CORRIDORS.
—Call on Menger for E. C. Burt's ladies' shoes.
See Menger's prices on Burt and Packard gent's shoes.
The Seniors are the e-dentical ones to study Webster.
- Latest fall styles in lace and button walking shoes at Menger's.
—Prof. Dyche objects to his students spending so much time after Kats.
The Juniors are talking up the subject of a class party.
-Victor Linley has a handsome new Phi Gamma Delta pin.
A class in parliamentary law would be a great addition to our college.
—Last Thursday the boys of '84 held a secret meeting. The young ladies feel very bad about being left out.
There is to be no more skipping of chapel rhetoricals. The rule is speak or take a zero.
—Our poem, The Serenader's Scare, has been set to music and is now sung in fashionable circles.
Amateur inventors may take a hint from Prof. Canfield's unpatented method of ventilation.
The Choral society has been organized and meets Monday and Thursday mornings in Orophilian hall.
We still anxiously await the Senior plugs (that is the plug hat). The Juniors will probably follow with a class hat.
--Kappa Kappa Gamma is said to have a sub rosa chapter here. If report is true the chapter will be a strong one.
Who is prouder than Joe Curry since he sports the Beta pin?
Dean did not succeed in roping in a prep. this year with his Ohio election game.
Chancellor Lippincott has constituted himself a special police to enforce the rule against loitering in the corridors.
The editor of the Journal has given up county politics and entered the Oread arena where his ability may be better appreciated.
The Betas and Phi Psis were slightly agitated over the Ohio election, as Hoadly and Foraker belonged to their respective frats.
The Oread president needs a horse-pistol to quiet the crowd on election days. The first man who raises a row, shoot him on the spot.
The visits of members of fraternities not represented here, to our college, would indicate that another frat. was a strong probability.
Hallowe'en is rapidly approaching and the old stale jokes will be gone over to the disgust of all concerned. Now, boys, try and invent something new and startling.
Speaker Caldwell, of the Orophilians, duly received his initiation into parliamentary law at the hands (or mouths) of his loving subjects.
By a decree of the Collegiate Dining Association, any member who shall come in late on account of his having gone home with a fair "co-ed," must take his place at the foot of the table and subsist for two meals on bread and water. There were seventeen convicts the first week, but the number is gradually diminishing.