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Miss Mamie Simpson, who has been in Chicago for some time, taking instructions in painting, returned home last week. She will renew her class in painting here.
Harry Pinkney has had his first case in "moot court" and was successful in winning the case. We bespeak for Harry a bright future as a limb of the law. Peabody Gazette. Mr. Pinkney, who was a student here last year, is now in a law school at Albany, N. Y. His many friends here will be glad to hear good news of him.
Mr. and Mrs. A. W. Benediet, of St. Louis, who were in Kansas City attending the State Congregational Convention of Missouri, held in that city, came up to Lawrence to visit Prof. Spring and other friends. They looked over the University while here.
Glen Miller, '84, our local editor, now has charge of a class in book-keeping.
A. E. Curdy, 84, enjoyed a visit from his mother Mrs.W.W.Curdy, of Humboldt, last week.
Miss Hattie McFarland went down to Kansas City last week. She expects to make quite a protracted visit in that city.
F. H. Clark, of the Normal Department, was elected President of the State Convention of the Y. M. C. A., held at Topeka last week.
C. A. Casmire, a well-known student of a few years ago, passed through the city on Thursday on his way home to Iola. He has been spending some time in Las Vegas, N. M.
Nellie Grover, 87, has been confined at home for some time by sickness.
Hon. T. Dwight Thacher, of Topeko, made a short address to the students in chapel Friday morning.
Miss Nellie Thacher, '81, attended chapel Friday morning.
Mrs. Mary Brown, widow of the historic and heroic John Brown, sat upon the rostrum in chapel Friday morning.
MONKEYTEMS
Patronizing Senior, speaking of temporary laboratory to Instructor in Chemistry: "Well, Mr. B., I see you have a fine new barn here." Experienced Instructor: "Yes, I guess I shall have some ponies in the room, too."
Professor.—"The real meaning of a word is often lost sight of when applied to some object. We may take an example: Mr. M., what is the color of a blackberry when it is green?" Mr.M.-'I think it is red." The class was fully satisfied with the illustration.
Miss Nellie Neill, formerly a sweet singer of Lawrence, now of Topeka, visited the University one day last week, in company with a friend.
"Ocean me not," the lover cried. "I am your surf—to you I'm tide, Don't breaker heart, fair one, but wave Objections thine—this sand I crave." "Oh, billow Bill," she blushed, "I sea You would beach osen shore by me; But I'm mermaid not yet in seine, And shell for years that may remain."
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As he sat on the steps on Sunday night he claimed the right to a kiss for every shooting star. She at first demurred, as became a modest maiden; but finally yielded. She was even so accommodating as to call his attention to flying meteors that were about to escape his observation. Then she began "calling" him on lightning bugs, and at last got him down to solid work on the light of a lantern that a man was carrying at a depot in the distance, where the trains were switching.
"No one loves me," said she shyly,
And her blushes came and went;
"Some one loves you," said he softly,
As he nearer to her bent.
"Who?" she murmured with quick glances, That from marble words might fetch,
Nestling close, the maiden waited:
"God, He loves you," said the wretch.
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