FRIDAY, JULY 21, 1939
SUMMER SESSION KANSAN
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Announce Civil Service Exams
★ Applications Must Be Filed by Aug. 14; Many Positions Are Open
Competitive examinations in a number of governmental positions have been announced recently by the United States Civil service commission. The filing of applications for the examinations must be done before August 14.
Examinations will be held for educational and technical consultant in curriculum problems, government office of education; federal agent for home economics education, government office of education; principal extension agriculturalist, senior extension agriculturalist and senior home economist, in the extension service of the department of agriculture.
Other positions open include forest ecologist, forest economist, assistant industrial counsellor, department of justice, and certain types of engineers.
Further information regarding any of these examinations is available at the Lawrence postoffice.
Graduates' Wives Have Party Mrs. H. E. Chandler entertained wives of the graduate students enrolled in the School of Education at a bridge party Wednesday afternoon. Mrs. F. O. Russell, Mrs. Bert Nash, and Mrs. Gilbert Ulmer were assisting hostesses. About forty-five were present.
Fee Itty Teachers
Oh the fee itty teachers
    They sang and they sung
Over back of Fowler
    And the mighty valley rung
"Oh the fee itty fishes In a itty bitsey pool Said one itty fishies, 'Etts go away to school.'
Now the fee itty teachers
From a itty bitty school
Followed three little noses
And the Golden Rule.
Until one night,
Twas the middle of July.
When the stars were bright
And the sun wasn't high.
Foo razzle dazzle
    Razzie dazzle phoo
Two hungry Betas
    And a superintendent too.
(To be Continued)
Anderson To Discuss Problems and Values Of Speech Education
Miss Margaret Anderson, assistant professor of speech, will give a series of lectures in the second division of the Teaching of Speech and Dramatic Art. The lecture will be given at 11:30 on the days scheduled in room 103, Green hall. Any one interested is welcome to attend.
The complete program: July 19, Speech Development in Individuals; July 20, Social Value of Speech; July 21, Objectives in Speech Education.
July 24, Speech Problems in the Elementary School; July 25, Speech Training Techniques in the Elementary School; July 26, Speech Problems in the Secondary School.
July 27, Planning Speech Courses for Secondary School; July 28, Criteria for Evaluating Speech Literature; July 31, Teacher and the Speech Defective Child.
Aug. 1, Some Common Speech Defects; Aug. 2, The Child Who Stutters; Aug. 3, American Pronunciation; Aug. 4, Pronunciation Study in Public Schools; Aug. 7, Choral Speaking: An Aid in Speech Improvement; Aug. 8, The Useful Speaking Voice.
The "Rock Chalk" yell of K. U. was adjudged the typical American College yell at the Antwerp Olympics in 1920.
Accuses Barbers---him in time, the customer is likely to get his money's worth, as far as hair clipping goes, for by this time your barber has gone into his work, heart and soul. Starting in the vicinity of the left ear, he has clipped and clipped to a point he considers sufficiently high, then duplicates the operation on the opposite side. Completed, he surveys the job and starts all over again, for alas, he had clipped the right side one-sixteenth of an inch higher than the left. (It always happens—just why, I do not know.) So he proceeds to go back over his work, raising the proportion on the left side, and before the job is completed, he has finally balanced it, but only after two or three adjustments, always higher, on both sides of the head.
(Continued from page one) and down toward the forehead. But he doesn't, he reserves that for the next operation—the scissors.
Unless the customer has stopped
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BRESETTE (two pants) were 25.00- 18.75
COOL SPUN SUITS, were 20.00 now 15.00
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ALSO SALE OF ARROW SHIRTS AND TIES,
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He compliments you upon your fine head of hair when you first step into the chair; but as he progresses
further he may suggest, and generally does, that your hair needs some "Elixir" tonic, or perhaps has a tendency to be full of danruff, for which he has some remarkable preparations. He never fails to inform you that washing might help—how about it?
Having done all of the damage he dares, he then proceeds to lather the neck vigorously, and proceed to a finishing touch. The touch usually a pulling one, for never in my long and varied experience as a victim of the tonorsorial arts, have I ever found a barber who had a sharp razor with which to shave the sideburns and down the neck. This lathering business is an art, too, for some of it generally finds its way into the ears and into the hair, and ultimately, after the entire performance is over, onto the coat or shirt collar.
"That Is All, Sir?"
The shaving operation completed,
your artist next dips his comb into the scalp, and draws it forcibly through from forehead to neckline. —No matter if he has previously dug his fingers into your scalp and twisted the hair into a jungle of tangles. That being done, ignoring the tears in your eyes brought from the pain of untangling, he smiles benignly, whisks the overgrown apron from your lap, steps aside and inquires "That is all, sir?" in a tone implying that after all, you had better decide to take a shampoo or a tonic.
Why the inventor of the "cut-your own hair" tool found no great following has always been a mystery to me. Surely, just as Frederick Gillette is entitled to adduction for emancipating men from bloody and dull razors, so should this other inventor be made the subjection, in our opinion, be brought to light, and honored with acclaim and rejoicing.
What to
DO
DO DO
things that are different! Swim, dance,
play tennis, golf . . . do new things . . .
things you've never done before! Be a
Vagabond and know what relaxation is!
what other Summer Students are doing! Play badminton, shuffle board, croquet, and deck tennis . do all these things right on your own University campus!
things that interest you! Listen to the Sunday Concerts . . . pitch horseshoes . . get in the softball competition . . use the University Golf Driving Range!
DO
these and other things during the Summer Session! Remember you have facilities for almost anything you have in mind . . . The Campus is yours to enjoy all summer.
Whatever You Do---Be Sure To Make This Summer Session The Best Ever