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SUMMER SESSION KANSAN
FRIDAY, JULY 21, 1939
Summer Session Kansan
Address All Communications To Summer Session Kansan
William Fitzgerald Editor
Walt Melninger Assistant Editor
Staff Members
Staff Members
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Maureen Mong
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Bill Milla
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Safety Courses In Schools
Forerunner of many training schools in safety is one which was held this week at Kansas State Teachers college, Pittsburg, in charge of D. J. Fair, director of the Kansas highway commission.
Mr. Fair predicted the conference would become the first of many similar schools in the middlewest.
The cooperation of the Kansas Safety council, college officials and other agencies interested in safety have joined together in this the first state safety conference.
Some of the subjects were suggested and discussed: How to be a better driver, the chief place of safety instruction in high schools, the duties of the state highway commission, consideration of a course in driver education; place of safety instruction in the senior high school.
Here is a subject which every school man might well take back to his city or town next fall. Every school in the state could well provide such a course of training, for driving and traffic problems have become the consideration of all.
College Education Helps Newsboy
For the graduate who is still looking for a job there might be some encouragement in the recent news items about a Philadelphia who took his master's degree in business administration, then went back to his job of selling newspapers.
"Some of the fellows think I have too much book knowledge," he is reported as having said, "but my course in business administration has helped me in this job."
Surely, say we, if a newsboy can find his college education of value, there should be something for every graduate to apply his newly earned degree.
Does this newsboy intend to go on selling newspapers? Well, no, for he would like a job with some business firm, but "I won't get sour if I don't get one," he adds. "I'll just take some more courses until things pick up."
There is a striking parallel in this young man's statement and that of Lincoln's: "I will study to prepare myself, and some day my chance will come."
President Roosevelt has said that the "Rock Chalk" yell of the University is the greatest college yell ever devised.
Escaped Convict Caught in Arkansas; Denies Murder Charge
Jack Russell, accused murderer of Billy Hamilton, Arkansas City salesman and University graduate, was captured in a tourist camp at Ozark, Franklin County, Ark.
His capture climaxed a man-hunt by police officers of several states, which began more than a week ago.
Sheriff Crawford did not question Russell extensively, but told newspapermen that the bandit told him that he did not kill anyone. Russell was brought back to the Oklahoma state penitentiary, at McAlester, and locked up in a solitary cell.
A federal warrant has been issued in Chicago for Russell under the name of Oliver Lawrence Dressler, alias. Jack Russell, accusing him under the Lindbergh law.
Two University Faithfuls----
Hallie Harris, janitor foreman, isn't always as sleepy as he looks in this picture. He's known as an authority on all the latest stories.
George Snyder, the Campus Cop, speaks to everyone each morning with the same big, cheery grin. The ticket he is putting on that car isn't a pass to the Policeman's Ball.
Campus Opinion5
Editor: Daily Kansan.
The fee ity teachers
Way up at Tay You.
In the alley met a creature
Known as a Boo.
"Let's biff him," said one;
"Let's bopp him," said two;
The other clinked the noggin
Of this horrible Boo.
Moral:
lora:
If you HAVE to write pomes
As the mercury climbs.
Don't make us any hotter
With "itty teacher" rhymes.
A Boo is a perverted soul who concocts nonsensical doggerel about serious minded persons who are too busy and too polite to retaliate.
Second Spasm
The Summer Session Kansan's
The Summer Session Kansan's Brain child, tra-la.
About fee itty teachers Woo-woo, woo-woo.
Has turned out to be, tra-la,
A mental miscarriage, woo,
woo,
Woo-woo!
Signed.
A woman not altogether
Signed:
A person not altogether in accord with previous Itty Teacher verses. ___
The University school of education began as the Normal department in 1875 with an enrollment of 15 students.
(Continued from page one) fellows mean well and are as indispensable as garbage collectors.
Slip-Ups
(Continued from page one)
Printer's Note: What makes you think you have any readers, wise guy.
If summer school hasn't done anything else it proves that the Union Fountain can get along without the Pi Phi's. So can a lot of people.
One of the things we wish we had thought of first: The W.P.A. strike is Mutiny on the Bounty.
Professor Crafton called a bluff in his class the other morning about having class at 5:30 some morning. He had it at 5! The kiddies all got together for breakfast and class.
together for breathing.
Best feature: Crafton singing Memphis Blues in his best "Dynamite" style. Featurette: When Crafton asked one of his "school-marms" "what the class owed her for the orange juice she brought she said, "O nothing at all, that's my treat to the class." Can you feature that?
that Printer laughing—h-h-h-he-e Very funny.
very hard.
The coffee took a long time to heat on the hot plate plugged into a footlight. But it got hot. That's more than we can say for some of the stuff that's come over those footlights. Ham would have been appropriate with that breakfast. (We might as well have Crafton mad at us. Every other department head is.)
Speaking in behalf of the Summer Session Kansan I take this opportunity to apologize for the poor typography which this excellent material (excellent material, ha ha ha ha ho ho ho hoooo hoo. That take a lot of crust bud.) has appeared in. But the tradesmen to whom we
have entrusted the job of setting this up have proven to be so lacking in even the fundamental mentality (he should talk folks) necessary to keep the lead out of the linotype that all of the material must be set by hand.
By far the worst of the offenders has been the bald-headed one who has been honored in the past with the task of seeing that this oh so fine column get on newsprint. (Honored; that's a laugh too bud.)
ored; that's a laugh too! Having equipped this stupid (get that HE calls ME studid) fellow with a book of instructions on fundamental operations of the very simple linotype device and having presented him with a little handy-dandy screw driver to hang around his neck so that it will be near-by when the machine gets all gummed up we feel that he will be able to carry on until the beginning printing student from Lathrop Polytechnic Institute in Kansas City get here to take over the regular positions in our basement.
Our highlight
Back Shop Note—Too bad the upstairs journalists don't know that one of the downstair baldheads came from the Lathrop Polytechnic Institute of Kansas City, Mo.
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sale of dresses Begins Thursday
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Clearance of
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