SUMMER SESSION KANSAN Official Summer Session Publication of the University of Kansas VOLUME XXVII LAWRENCE, KANSAS, FRIDAY, JULY 21, 1939 Summer Session Picnic To Be Held In Quadrangle The second picnic of the Summer Session will be given Monday night at the Quadrangle instead of the regular informal Monday night mixer. There will be plenty of food, games for everyone, community singing and three five-minute plays The five minute plays, to be given after the picnic at the band stand, will feature members of Dr. Forrest C. Allen's class in Community Recreation under the direction of Prof. Allen Crafton's class in Play Direction. - Second Picnic to Take Place of Mixer; Five Minute Plays Will Be Presented Play facilities on the Quadrangle will be avalable at 5 o'clock with the picnic proper starting at 6:15. In case of rain Robinson gymnasium will be the srene of festivities. Directions: Reservations should be made by tomorrow at the Union building, the Education office, or the Physical Education office. Food will be prepared only for those who have made reservations. All students, faculty members, university employees and their families, and any townspeople who wish to attend are urged to do so, by the committee. so. by Due to the picnic there will be no mixer this Monday evening. Last week's party broke attendance when nearly 350 persons turned out. Dancing to music furnished by the Mid-Western Band Camp musicjans took up most of the evening. The girls swing trio from Emporia stole the show however, and were called back again and again by the crowd. The trio is composed of Dorothy Kent, Marcia Hurt, and Charlotte Lewis, and were accompanied by Ruth Hopkins. SUMMER SESSION Slip-Ups by Walt Meininger Due to the libelous stuff the Funny Fellows downstairs turned out when they should have been working there has appeared a statement, supposedly signed by me, to the effect that I shall discontinue this column. Also there appeared an insert in the want-ad column which asked that a literate person apply for the position. This too, is the work of the boys who practice their trade in our basement. (That ad will have to be naid for, too, I hope) To make it a hey-day the boys went off the deep end and stuck Snitsbergen in this column. Realizing the extent to which they carried their little joke, ha ha, the boys have been begging me for the past two days not to continue the legal action I have taken against them. I have agreed to drop the action since I realize that their day laboring incomes would hardly compensate me. We ask our readers to please bear with us in helping our printing staff to learn the ropes. After, all these (Continued on page two) Chancellor's Home Will Be Remodeled By End of August Remodeling of the new home of Chancellor Deane W. Malott is well under way, according to C. G. Bayles superintendent of buildings and grounds. grounds. The home was connected with the University's service lines yesterday, similar to the set-up provided for the three women's dormitories. the three women's desk. The biggest portion of the job is the redecorating of the interior, Bayles added, and so far no painting has been done. Some papering has been completed. been completed. The home of Chancellor and Mrs. Malot will be ready for them when they return to Lawrence late next month, Bayles added. Crafton To Read Allegory To Church Group Sunday Prof. Allen Crafton, of the department of speech and dramatic art, will be the speaker at the union service of the young people's groups Sunday evening This service is held in the basement of the First Presbyterian church, beginning at 6:30 o'clock. Professor Crafton will read "The Hunter," an allegory on the search for truth, by Olive Schreiner. Boarding House Check Progresses ★ Leonard Expects to Have Most of the Houses Inspected by Aug. 10 Inspection of men's rooming houses under the new set-up is progressing rapidly, according to information given the Kansan yesterday. Wilbur Leonard, chief investigator for the University, has been working about two weeks on the inspection. He is checking heating facilities, floor coverings, closet space and bathroom facilities. The inspection of houses this year is free to the householders. The money for the purpose has been granted by the state, the M.S.C. and W.S.G.A. Leonard expects to have most of the rooming houses inspected by Aug. 10, when the first approved list will be issued. A second group which will be inspected by Sept. 1, will be issued later. Guest Conductors To Have Charge Of Music Camp - James Robertson, George Keenan, John Francis, Sol Barbakoff, to Be Here For Sunday's Concerts Derr Claims-chokes his customer with an inferior grade of soft paper, allegedly to keep stray hairs from getting down one's neck, then swings his huge apron over chair, customer and all. Talks About Weather They are James Robertson, director of orchestral music at Springfield, Mo.; George Keenan, director of instrumental music at West Park High School in Kansas City, Mo.; John Francis, director of the Shawnee Mission band at Marion, Kansas and Sol Barbakoff, director of instrumental music at Fort Scott High School, Fort Scott, Kansas. Accuses Barbers of Cutting Up in Their 'Clip Joints' School, Fort McKay. The band concert will begin about 8:30 Sunday evening in Fowler's Grove immediately after the All-Musical Vespers, while the Orchestra will play in Hoch Auditorium at the usual time of 3 o'clock Sunday afternoon. A feature of the orchestra program will be a piano solo by Marshall Butler with orchestra accompaniment. The fifth of the series of the six concerts to be presented by the Mid- Western Music Camp will be presented Sunday. Four guest conductors will have charge of this week's program. This morning an all-camp recital made up of solos and music ensembles, both vocal and instrumental, will be held from 8 to 9 o'clock in Hoch auditorium. One gets into the chair with misgivings, and gets out with the kind of a haircut and the amount of hair which the barber decided to leave. With sweeping gestures he first By Raymond Derr, Gr. I do not like barbers. By Raymond Dev. I do not like barbers. I do not like them individually or collectively. The radio broadcast will be handled for the most part by Prof. Russell L. Wiley, director of the camp, and David T. Lawson, director of the Camp orchestra. This broadcast is from 1 to 2 o'clock every Monday afternoon at the Memorial Union ballroom. Plans have been made for an all-camp picnic at the Tonganoxie lake Monday afternoon after the radio broadcast. Entertainment has been provided for, according to Wiley. Perhaps I am a rugged individualist, but somehow I have always clung to the precept that a man's hair is his own, at least that part which he does not care to have taken from him in a barber's chair. There may be barbers who do not attempt to take more than is rightfully theirs, but I have not found them. The visiting instructors on the Summer Session teaching staff of the School of Education will entertain the regular teaching staff of the School of Education and their wives with a dinner tonight at the Elks Club. A surprise program has been planned. Hold Dinner For Education Staff --He's No Barbarian NUMBER 10 As a feeler, he invariably starts a conversation about the weather; greeting cheerfully to all volunteer statements by the customer—if any; and if there be none forthcoming, he furnishes his own rebuttal. Then stealthily, he slips up behind your neck, armed with his trusty electric clippers, starting cautiously and working his way lustily upward until you wonder if he means to come on over the "dome" (Continued on page three) Featured Pianist- Marshall Butler, young University pianist, will be a featured performer in Sunday's orchestra concert. Butler, who hails from Hopkinsville, Ky., will be a sophomore in the School of Fine Arts this fall. His work has drawn praise from Camp Director Wiley. John Ise To Lecture At Baptist Church School Prof. John Ise, of the department of economics, will be the speaker for the Summer Session group of the First Baptist church school next Sunday, from 10:30 to 11 o'clock. His subject will be "The Church and the Drift toward Fascism." This is a continuation of a special series arranged for Summer School students. Editor To Speak At Banquet Here ★ Tom Collins, of the Kansas City Journal, Will Talk At Education Dinner A program of varied entertainment will be offered at the banquet of the School of Education to be held at 6:30 o'clock, Tuesday evening in the Memorial Union building. Highlighting the program will be a talk by Tom Collins of the Kansas City Journal. Other features will be music by an ensemble trio composed of Louis Maser, Olga Eitner, and Jack Stephenson; and magic tricks by Jack Dalby. Frank Anneberg will lead community singing. C. O. Williams, Kansas City, Mo. will be toastmaster. will be consistent. R. L. Dennen, Colby, is general chairman in charge of the banquet. Other committeemen are: Publicity and sales, Lester Spong, Great Bend; Ella D. Jones, McLouth; and Ina May Sheppard, Kansas City, Kan. Arrangements, L.B. Gregg, Augusta; Robert Campbell, Herington; Mary J. Burke, Kansas City, Mo.; and Ruth Montzingo, Kiowa. Program, Frank Anneberg, Lawrence, Alma Winn, Turner; and Helen E. Shaw, Lawrence. Nickelodeon For Church Party Tickets may be secured from R.L. Dennen, Frank Anneberg, L. B. Gregg, and Lester Spong. A nickelodian will furnish music for dancing at an informal party to be held by the Union Young Peoples' group of Lawrence Churches 8 o'clock tonight at the Episcopal Parish House. All students are invited and urged to wear informal clothes. "This is my story, and I stick to it," said the human fly—EL. Musical Vespers Feature Summer A Capella Choir - Sunday Evening Program To Be Held in Hoch Auditorium; Music Camp Orchestra in Selections The service will include numbers also from the Mid-Western Music Camp orchestra under the direction of David Lawson, a vocal trio, a tenor solo, and an instrumental ensemble. Featured on the annual summer session All-Musical Vespers, which is to be held at Hoch auditorium next Sunday evening, beginning at 7 o'clock is the Summer Session A Capella choir, led by Dean D. M. Swarthout, of the School of Fine Arts. Lawson will direct the orchestra of 85 players in Godard's "Adagio Pathetique," as the opening number. Joseph F. Wilkins, tenor, will be presented in a solo, accompanied by piano. organ. 'cello and violin. Meriabah Moore, soprano, Irene Peabody, mezzo-soprano and Joseph Wilkins, tenor, will be heard in a trio number, with Allie Merle Conger at the piano. Four numbers will be heard in the group offered by the a capella choir, and an ensemble, composed of Karl Kuersteiner, first violin; Edna Givens, second violin; D. M. Swarthout, 'cello, and Ruth Orcutt, piano, will complete the presentation. The Sunday evening concert by the Mid-Western Music camp band, in Fowler Grove, will be heard immediately following the close of the vesper service. Orchestra — Adagio Pathetique, (Godard), Mid-Western Music Camp Orchestra, David Lawson, Director. Dean Swarthout announced the Vesper program as follows: Vocal Solo—O Divine Redeemer (Goumid), Joseph Wilkins, tenor; accompanied by Olga Eitner, violin; Jack Stephenson, cello; Winfred Hill, piano; Laurel Everette Anderson, organ. A Cappella Choir—Hosanna to the Son of David (6 parts). (Orlando Gibbons). 1583-1625; Hear My Prayer, (Prayofo); By Bedemer's Stream, (Old Irish), arranged by Ralph Baldwin; Dark Water. (Will James). Summer Session A Cappella Choir. D. M. Swarthout, Director. Vocal Trio—Ti prego o padre (Nicolao), Meribah Moore, soprano; Irene Peabody, mezzo-soprano; Joseph F. Wilkins, tenor; Allie Merle Conger at the piano. Ensemble -Quintette in C minor, (Dohanyi). Finale --Allego animato, Karl Kuersteiner, first violin; Eda Given, second violon, Olga Eitner, viola; D. M. Swarthout, 'cello; Ruth Orcutt, cutta Announce Five Teaching Appointments Five appointments have been made recently through the University Teachers' Appointment bureau according to its director, H. E. Chandler. Dorothea Franzen, gr., will teach science in the Cunningham high school; Edith Larson, M. A.'35 will teach biology in the College of Emporia; Margaret Curd. M.S.Ed.'39, will teach physical education at Central college at Fayette, Mo.; Warren H. Wilson, B.M.E.'39, will teach msuic in the Burden high school; and Jean Makepeace,'30, will teach art in the Great Bend high school.