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SUMMER SESSION KANSAN
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FRIDAY, JULY 7, 1939
Summer Session Kansan
Address All Communications To Summer Session Kansan
William Fitzgerald ... Editor
Walt Methinger ... Assistant Assistant
Staff Members
Gene Coleman
Maureen Mong
Frieda Cowley
Raymond Derr
Bill Mills
Business Telephone K.U. 66
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Now That It's Gone
Some 160 years ago some patriotic colonial gentlemen signed a document cunningly called a "Declaration of Independence" which paper was to make forever free these United States of ours. It has been recorded that the main reason they signed the thing when they did was because the flies were biting their legs so badly through their thin hose that they put down their signatures to the questionable document in order to be able to leave the fly-thick scene.
Be that as it may, as our pastor says every Sunday, ever since that great day youngsters usually between the ages of 6 and 16 have been raising a hullabaloo on the Fourth of July shooting off firecrackers. Firecrackers, incidentally, that have been manufactured in the Orient much to the profit of our yellow brothers.
No home-loving Madridian ever faced the bombing of his beloved city with more fear and disfavor than some of us—including most dogs—look on the Fourth of July. Not until the fourth comes around do we realize how wide-spread insomnia is becoming among children, or why else would the rascals get out of bed at 4 o'clock in the morning. And, since misery loves company and they can't sleep, they proceed to wake up the rest of the world with a barrage that sounds mildly reminiscent of the battle of Argonne, or the shelling of the Merrimae.
How many hours, we wonder, did Chinese and Japanese scientists put into the development of a little powder that, when exposed to fire, would burst with such a loud, resounding, ear-breaking explosion. Then we try to figure how much profit they could have made out of 100 of those little powder filled tubes at five cents. By the time you add materials, labor and transportation you find that they could not have made a bit of profit, in fact they probably lost money on the deal. Why then, you ask yourself, did they bother to put them out? There is only one reason. It is an effort on the part of the Yellow Peril to ruin the morale of America. These annual explosive onslaughts on the Fourth of July are, then, part of a series of attacks to make us gun shy. Then some year the orientals will make bigger, louder, stronger explosives than any yet seen and our children will set them off at four o'clock some fourth of July morning and blow all of us to bits.
This fourth of July morning as we lay in our sleepless bed, between blasts from our neighbors-on-the-left and the kids across the street, we looked up into heaven to see if the signers of the Declaration of Independence were pleased with all this noisome fol-de-rol. There they were on the observation platform, present to a man, looking down on Earth.
"This displeasen me exceeding," we heard Benjamin Franklin say. "They'd be better off with the English."
"Amen," was the solemnly quiet, but unanimous reply from the other signers.—K.E.P.
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apartment with a sign announcing "Air Conditioned Rooms"—with all the doors and windows open.
Definition of a professor as unearthed in an old copy of Reader's Digest. A text book, wired for sound.
DIRECTORY OF 1939 SUMMER SESSION
As Given by Students on Registration Cards
WOMEN
Phone Name, Home Address
2314R Lemon, Jessie M., Lawrence 306 W. 12th
2877 Lesser, Mary Ellen, Topeka 304 W. 14th
2906J Lewis, Bethlea Evlyn, Kan. City, Mo. 812 Miss.
3054 Lewis, Eugia Ann, Kansas City 1212 Ohio
212N3 Lula L. Linwood Commuting
112N3 Margaret Eloise, Lawrence Route 4
600 Lewis, Roene Ferne, Emporia Corbin Hall
2696W Linsdale, Dorothy, Lawrence 1827 Barker
2424J Litchen, Ruth E. Lawrence 1630 Ala.
950 Little, Rheка Kathleen, Emporia Watkins Hall
2235 Lock, Mrs. Ethel D. Columbus 612 W. 17th
950 Lofgren, Mabel T. Kan, City, Mo. Watkins H.
888 Longbeam, Evelyn, Herington 1144 La.
2789 Love, Lorraine Maxine, Oberlin Miller Hall
2082W Ludlam, Mrs. Edith E. D., Lawrence 200 W. 12th
950 Luther, Eilea M, Kansas City Watkins Hall
1789W Mansur, Mrs. Avis S. Richmond, Mo. 1125 Miss.
3曼tele, Jeanne Lorraine, Halstead 1000 Mo.
3123 Markwell, Martha Hays 530 La.
2789 Marshall, Elizabeth L. Ottawa Miller Hall
Marshall, Frances L., Elk City Commuting
Marshall, Nancy D., Stanley Commuting
2031R Martin, Grace Arlene, Kansas City 1529 Ky.
Martin, Mary E. Kan, City, Mo. Corbin Hall
Marvin, Mrs. Ethel Olathe Commuting
1969 Madison, Gladys L., Fort Scott 1234 Head
1844M Matson, Mannie C., Mcpherson 1337 Vt.
1950 McAdoo, Irene r. insley 1409 Tenn.
1608 McBrier, Maxine, Ottawa 1409 Tenn.
1608 McCleran, Ona Odessa, Olathe Commuting
860 McCoid, Margaret Anne, Niotaze Corbin Hall
McConn, Nila Byrli, Fort Scott 1816 Me.
860 McCormack, Mrs. Milda K.C.Mo. Corbin H.
2964 McDermond, Mrs. Ewinchester 1333 Tenn.
3209W McElwain, Milford Cameroon, Mo. 1201 R.I.
1677M McEdel, Ruth R., Lawrence 542 Tenn. WD.
McIntyre, Doris Elaine, Olathe 1185 McIntyre, Doris Elaine, 745 Ohio
225 McIntyre, Mrs.Jename A, Lawrence 1602 Mass.
McMillan, Frances H, Noatak Alaska Haskell
1564 Mullen, Leois G, Oberlin 1236 La.
2674W McNair, Mrs. Ruth E., Lawrence 1624 Ala.
McNeel, Barbara E, Ottawa Commuting
3043 McNown, Mary Louise, Lawrence 1734 Ill.
1772W McQuay, Verena, Belvidere 1652 Ill
1564 McTaggart, Alice C, Augusta 1236 La.
960 McVay, Mary A. St. Joseph, Mo. Watkins Hall
860mekine, Eva Ruth, Loring Corbin Hall
Melander, Laura K, Osage City Commuting
950 Mendenhall, Bertha L, Leavenworth W. Hall
Metecaver, Neva Maxine, Burdick 1122 Ohio
Metcalfe, Violet F., Lawrence Route 5
2537M Johanna L, Leavenworth 1924 La.
2305 Meyn, Alice Marie, Lawrence West Hills
1658R Mister, Hester I, Alexander 1037 Tenn.
655 Mills, Margaret E, Wichita, Commuting, Eudora
Mize, Mrs. Mabel, Harper 1234 Oread
860 Mong, Maurine Anita, Neodeshea Corbin Hall
2788 Montzing, Ruth M., Attica 1238 Miss.
2537M Moore, Mrs. Eleanor L., Lawrence 1924 La.
Moore, Lora Beth, Olathe Commuting
3028M Muhlenbruch, Juana, Argonia 1128 Tenn.
1Mulvihil, Celia E, Lawrence 1047 R.I.
Myer, Mabel Malep Topeka 1046 Ohio
2032M Nanning, Margaret E, Lawrence 1037 N.H.
1043W Nash, Bernice, Lawrence 945 Ohio
804 Naylor, Lois Aline, Wellsville 1221 Oread
860 Neill, Patricia Jane, Topeka Corbin Hall
2651 Nelson, Lois M., Lawrence 545 E. 19th
Neugebauer, Mrs. Olga
860 Nichol, Jessie E, Concordia Corbin Hall
2268 Nichols, Ernestine John, Osawatome 1216 La.
810 Nielson, Eunice, Atchison 1409 R.I.
1132 Noble, Mary Lou, Oskaloa 707 W. 12th
950 Nolan, Genevieve A, Chanute Watkins Hall
1915 Norby, Marian Olene, Cullison 1218 Miss.
2326M Nordstrom, Irene W, Randolph 1008 Vt.
2550M Norrie, Mrs. Loretta W, Sabeha 1321 Ohio
North, Midldred Violet, Topeka Commuting
1699 North, Mollie L., Lawrence 946 Miss.
1778 Nusbaum, Sara E., Lawrence 1312 Ohio
1287 OBrien, Gertrude L., Lawrence 612 La.
804 Olinger, Davida C., Lawrence 1221 Oread
2690R Oliver, Irene Anne, Lawrence 627 La.
950 Otto, Pearl Willis, Kansas City Mo. Miller H.
860 Overfield, G.E. Hiwaiah Corbin Hall
1996J Oyler, Doller Loise, Lawrence 1346 Ohio
860 Page, Dorothy Agnes, ELDorah Corbin H.
701 Paldi, Ruth M. Snowar, Mich. Bowerton, W. 8th
860 Park, Luela Beryl, Cunningham, Corbin H.
1098R Parker, M.A., Lawrence 1130 Emery Rd.
1994J Parkes, Rachel M, Topeka 1105 Ky.
804 Parry, Norma, Kansas City 1221 Oread
1334 Patterson, (Ada) E, Stillwell 1339 Tenn.
2501R Patterson, (Bertha) M, Lawrence 245 Maine
1323 Payne, Patti V., Lawrence 530 La.
2178M Peak, Forestine Melba, Topeka 1236 N. J.
Peak, Ione Vesta, Topeka 1312J
1312J Penfold, Lois Faye, Lawrence 220 N. 6th
Perney, Doris Gwenette, Topeka Commuting
1731 Phelan, Edith Elnora, Americus 1343 Tenn.
2722 Phillips, M.L., Lawrence 721 Ohio.
2876 Pierce, Doris L., Lawrence 1340 Vt.
2876 Pierce, Helen Vera, Lawrence 1340 Vt.
1140 Pinneo, Martha Ann, Salina 1110 Mo.
1677M Plummer, Nellie Blanche, Perry 542 Tennis
569 Polson, Lorraine, Lawrence 1129 La.
569 Polson, Louis, Lawrence 1129 La.
1131M Poos, Retha Pearl, Beverly Sta, Mo. 1331 Vt.
1658J Porter, Maryland, Council Grove 1041 Tenn.
1203 Pratt, Zaida, Topeka 1406 Tenn.
1733J Putnam, Carolyn L, Spearville 1219 K.
Rasmussen, Mrs. Annabel, Lawrence, Route 1
1091R Reade, Wanda Jo, Lawrence 1406 Conn.
950 Redpath, Mary L, Olathe Watkins H.
Rees, Elizabeth Mary, Topeka Commuting
Rees, Virginia Louise, Topeka Commuting
860 Rees, Northern El dorado Corbin H.
Rees, Healner, Hannah Christina, K. C., 1829 N. H.
1365 Iris, Isabel, Wathena 1000 Mo.
1472J Ridley, M. H. St. Louis, Mo. 1118 N. Y.
860 Rightmire, Ann Margaret, Topeka Corbin H.
1890W Roan, Matthew Hansel, K. C. 1712 K
2643 Robbins, Argen Louise, Dodge City 1528 Tenn
Phone Name, Name, Blame Address
1080 Robbins, Monte E., Lawrence ... 1045 Ky.
2882W Roberts, Flora Frances, Lawrence ... 1106 Ohio
1730M Robinson, Orealia Clara, K. C. ... 745½ Ill.
1131M Rodriguez, (Mary) V., Horton ... 1331 V.
1195M Romary, A. E., Burlington, 1343 Tenn. Ap. 16
860 Rubra, Jean Olive, K. C., Mo. ... 1C2H. 10
2877 Rundell, Freda Lee, Norton ... 403 W. 14th
287R Rutherford, M. J., Lawnworth, Commuting
2789 Ruttan, Gertrude Winona, Ellis ... 1Miller. 9
950 Ryman, Mary E., Dunlap ... Watkins H.
2180J Sager, Flora, El Dorado ... 910 Ohio
308 Sails, B. M. St. Joseph, Mo. ... 1721 Ohio
2448M Samson, J. A. Valley Falls ... 1028 Mo.
208S Sands, Lillian, Fort Scott ... 1745 Ohio
258A Sands, M. E. Elmore, Galveston Tex. ... 1042 Ohio
1915 Savage, Mable, Florence ... 1218 Miss.
860 Scheer, Hazel D., White Cloud ... Corbin H.
2164W Schooling, Mary E., Lawrence ... 814 Ala.
860 Scotter, Bertha Mildred, Topeka ... Corbin H.
1858 Scott, Camilla, Lawrence ... 646 La.
1 segrist, M. M. Manhattan, Commuting (DeSoto)
807 Seiver, Nelle Glen, Salina ... Eldridge Hotel
1504 Seyler, Vallery Evelyn, Wellsville ... 1245 Oread
2877 Shaler, Ruth Olive, Topeka ... 304 W. 14th
600 Sharp, Helen Louise, Kenneth ... Corbin H.
1730R Shaw, Helen E., Lawrence ... 808 Alabama
1950 Shaw, Murree Margaret, Wichita ... 1033 Ind.
1620J Sherbon, Florence B., Lawrence, Crescent Road
1969 Sherman, Pauline, Topeka ... 1234 R. I.
1961 Sherry, Uarda, Burlingham ... 1511 R. I.
1099 Shide尔, G. E., Topeka ... 124 La.
2789 Shirey, Ehlert B, Osage City ... Miller H.
950 Shirley, Meryl M., Osage City ... Watkins H.
1609 Shirley, Margaret Ethyl K., C. Mo. ... 1244 Ohio
2083V Shimley, Margaret Ethel, Osawatomie ... 1233 R. I.
1429 Siebert, Lela Evelyn, Conway ... 1124 Miss.
2977W Sieg, Katheryn B., Greensburg ... 1244 Ohio
860 Sieg, Ruth Marie, Greensburg ... Corbin H.
Singleton, Martha Jean, K. C., Mo., Commuting
2145 Smart, Sarilou, Lawrence ... 1104 Tenn. WD
1504 Smith, Cleojeaine, Moline ... 1101 Mo.
1774 Smith, Eliz, Kansas City, Mo. ... 1232 La.
1324Sm Smith, Mrs. Kathleen M., Olathe ... Commuting
1134R Smith, Lucretia Alice, Topeka ... 1015 N. Y.
1791 Smith, Mary利亚 Fields, K. C. ... 1205 KY.
1809W Smith, Mary Anna Fields, K. C. ... 1712 KY.
3019 Smith, Mary Louise, Topeka ... 1215 Oread
1030 Smith, Mrs. Rose Credo, Lawrence ... 820 Ill.
1801J Smith, Mrs. V. M., Birmingham, Ala. ... 910 Ohio
1731 Snydier, Thel Irene, Americus ... 1349 Tenn.
1733J Spurlock, B. M. Valley Falls ... KY.
2643 Stauffer, Mary Virginia, Newton ... 1528 Tenn.
2910 SteeJe, K. M., Osage City ... 704 W. 12th
950 SteeJe, Signa Elizabeth K., C. Mo. ... Watkins H.
1809J Johnson, K. R., Wadsworth ... 1234 Oread
1521W Snijdier, Gertrude, Minneapolis ... 1218 Tenn.
1709Stotts, Sue Jane, Neodesha ... Miller H.
1767 Stoutser, Jean, Lawrence ... 1019 Maine
2867R Stough, Margaret Ice, Mount Valley, 1545 Mass.
Strange, Vivian Naimi, Perry ...
1083 Stringham, Mrs. M. A., Lawrence ... 845 Tenn.
860 Sturmah, Mary Emil, Topeka ... Corbin H.
1879R Sullivan, Dorothy, Lawrence ... 1220 Ohio
1879R Sunja, Katherine Carolyn, K. C. ... 1216 La.
Talbert, Helen Louise, Olathe ... 1807 Ala.
Taylor, A. R., Langton, Okla. ... 746 Mo.
Taylor, Gertrude Mary, Bethel ... 1203 Oread
2217 Taylor, Lillian Dorothy, K. C. ... 432 Mich.
1865 Taylor, Mary Isabelle, Lawrence ... 1133 W. H.
860 Terrell, M. E. St. Joseph, Mo. ... Corbin H.
2268 Thew, Mary Jo, Burlingle ... 1216 La.
Thole, Marie D., Stafford, Commuting (Ottawa)
860 Thoman, Mildred M, St. Joseph, Mo. ... Corbin H.
1099 Thomas, Bette Lenore, Topeka ... 1244 La.
1115 Thompson, Dorothy May, Lawrence ... 1209 Oread
2717 Thompson, Laura E., Horton ... 1228 Ohio
1915 Thompson, Treva Emmeline, Colony.. 1205 W. 22d
287MThunter, Corolla Lilia Nance, Richmond, 305 W. 22d
TREZf, Ida Rowena, K. C., Commuting (Eudora)
2761 Trimerolon, Mrs. M. S. K. C. ... 1340 Vt.
86 Ulm, Geraldine, Lawrence ... 715 W. 5th
2444W Busuikirk, Alice R., Kincaid ... 1836 Learnard
1132 Vandenberg, Ruth A., Wichita ... 707 W. 12th
888 Van Nice, Marjorie Routo, Tepeka ... 1144 La.
Varnes, Mrs. Velma May Dill, Olathe, Commuting
2623 Vaughan, P. L., Tilequah, Olaskh, Haskell Inst.
2519W Vette, Darlene Marie, Lawrence, 1353 W. 12D
2519W Vette, Ruth, Lawrence ... 1135 Ohio
2193J Vets, Dorothydean, Lawrence ... 730 Ark.
3123 Wade, Nannie Virginia, Wichita ... 530 La.
2446M Wadhams, Peggy Jayne, Lawrence ... 1041 KY.
2578 Wagner, (Georgia) Lucile, Iola ... 18 E. 13th
1520J Wahlin, Vendla, Lindsborg ... 820 Ind.
860 Wakefield, Nadney, Maryville ... Corbin Hall
1982 Wakeman, Erma J., Parksville ... 1135 West C.
287 Walje, Gladale J., Pleasanton ... 304 W. 14th
309 Wakeman, R. Kansas ... Corbin Hall
2859 Waltom, Mazie Ogurda, Kansas City ... 901 Mo.
1149Warpe, Frances Cowan, Lawrence ... 739 Ohio
1791 Warden, Anita Loreine, Parsons ... 1205 KY.
2272J Watson, Marmild D, Eduora ... 945 Me.
2031R Watts, Wilma R. Bonner Springs ... 1529 KY.
Wear, Mrs. Verna, Topeka ... Commuting
2295 Webster, Lillian E., Lawrence ... 632 Miss.
2295 Webster, Mrs. Lillian M., Lawrence ... 632 Miss.
2295 Webster, Miriam E., Lawrence ... 632 Miss.
907 Weinberg, Mary W, Oskalosa ... 1016 Ohio
2789 W Jennie, Kansas City ... Miller Hall
3028M Wells, Alma Sue, Spivey ... 1126 Tenn.
2484M Wentz, Joyce Ellen, Burlington ... 1028 Mo
2670W West, Lois Isabel, Lawrence ... 1604 N.H
1802 Wetherell, Phyllis E., K.C. ... 1201 West C
2731W Whetstone, Helen E., Lawrence ... 1411 Mass
2612J White, Jeannette Grace, Lawrence ... 1641 W. 9
2246J Whiteford, E. E., Lawrence ... 1717 Ind
1236 Wiedemann, Ruth E., Lawrence ... 1947 Vt
Wiens, Agnes M., Newton, Commuting (Topeka)
2419 Wiley, Marjorie Moureau, Lawrence ... 1720 Ind
1099 Wilinson, Lyria, Argentina ... 715 Ilm
1893 Williams, Mrs. M. G., Lawrence ... 1422 Ohio
1818I Willis, Lella, Lawrence ... 525 ind
278N Wilson, Dora Catheryn, Lawrence ... Route
950 Wilson, Gladley Irene, K., Lawrence ... Watkins H
950 Wilson, Mrs. Helen H; Strong City, Watkins H
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