PAGE TWO SUMMER SESSION KANSAN FRIDAY, JUNE 30,1939 Summer Session Kansan Address All Communications To Summer Session Kansan William Fitzgerald    This Is Not An Editorial To call the paragraphs that follow an editorial would be a stretch of both the writer's and the readers' (if any) imaginations. But every so often, every editorial writer feels called upon and considers it his sacred duty to place in the public eye his thoughts on the subject of liquor. Through the ages Americans have built up a remarkably large vocabulary of synonyms for the word, "drunk." It indicates that even the most enthusiastic drunkard dislikes calling himself intoxicated and hence substitutes less sinful-sounding terms to describe his condition. Benjamin Franklin started a collection of the names while he was a boy: boozy, cogey, tipsy, foxed, merry, mellow, fuddled, groatable, confoundedly cut, see two moons, among the Philistines, in a very good humour, clip the King's English, almost froze, feverish, in their altitudes, pretty well entered. To this list we moderns added: oiled, tight, creat, high, plastered, stewed, skunky, stinko, blotto, on the ball, boiled, seeing double, and full. Only when we want to cover a person with the blackest opprobrium do we come right out and say, "drunk" Franklin said: "In short, every day produces some new word or phrase which might be added to the vocabulary of the tipplers. But I have chosen to mention these few, because if at any time a man of sobriety and temperance happens to cut himself confoundedly, or is almost froze or feverish, or accidentally sees the sun, he may escape the imputation of being drunk, when his misfortune comes to be related." That's the editorial we had in mind. If you must have a moral though, we'll give you one just in case you can't deduce it from the above. Liquor is bad. We're against it. Slip-Ups (Continued from page one) McClellan we were talking about it's Mary Bell McClellan that is so noisy across the hall. (She took us to task about it personally. It seems only fair to print a retraction.) \* \* \* And the only man we ever saw get more out of the reporters in an interview than he gave out himself is the new Chancellor. * * A tribute to the printers downstairs—the boys with the dirty fingernails. No odder (odor) group exists on the Hill from the standpoint of scents of humor. They're responsible for those little squibs that descrate these well-conceived pages, such as, "I regret that I have but one wife to send to the country." It's not lack of copy; it's just the type boys' idea of a good time. We shudder to think of what they will do to this now but anything would be better than Schiller Shore's "Tree Itty Teachers." \* \* \* Spitsbergen is the most northerly inhabitable land in the world. Ain't this a good bud. UnBul. 喜 喜 喜 Another weird tale about the grey shack with the shaded windows: They've got a stiff over there that looks like Benito Mussolini; short, fat, bald, and ugly. And the humor-starved freshmen medics have his hand propped up in a Fascist salute. DIRECTORY OF 1939 SUMMER SESSION As Given by Students on Registration Cards WOMEN Phone Name, School, Home Address 2911M Abele, Miriam A., Lawrence 1012 Tenn. 2663 Abercromble, Gloria C., St Joel, Mo. 1200 Tenn. 1809W Askiss, Thelma D., Claremore, Okla. 1712 Ky. 1774 Adams, Alma M., Topeka 1232 La. 860 Akin, Ione J., Richmond Corbin H. 2789 Akin, Dorothy J., Ottawa Miller H. 1789R Akin, Dorothy N., Lawrence 716 McCook 300 Allen, Eleanor, Lawrence 801 La. 2162M Allen, Frances, Lawrence 1144 R. I. Allison, Adeline H, Monmouth, Ill., Com (Merr.)! 2663 Anderson, Ida Louise, Lawrence 1200 Tenn. 3045 Anderson, Leota J., Coffeyville 1721 Ioan Anderson, Teresa C., Lawrence Route No. 1 1691W Armstrong, Amy, Salina 743 R. I. 1844M Arnett, Ila Maud, Lawrence 837 Vt. 1341 Aschcraft, Eldora H; Alton 1028 Ohio 876 Azman, Jean Lee, Lawrence 843 La. 950 Baird, Nora Lucille, Wellsville Watkins H. 1315 Baker, Esther, Derby 1236 Oread 860 Baker, Rebe A., Bonner Springs Corbin H. 1761 Baldwin, L Rose, Lawrence Rural 1652 Miss. 860 Bourbour, Dorothy J., Wellington Corbin H. 860 Barclay, Margaret A., Kansas City Corbin H. 1131M Barland, Rosamond M., Lawrence Rural, 1331 Vt. 950 Barnes, Ruth C, Severance Watkins H. 1928J Barnhill, Mrs Ellis B., Lawrence 935 Maine Bear, Georgia Fern, Lawrence 308 W. 16th Bear, Mary Eliza, Lawrence 308 W. 16th 8777 Beckwith, Ruth Margaret, Hiwatha, 304 W. 14th 521W Bell, Jane Tweed, Larned 1218 Tenn. 1260M Bigelow, Patty, Lawrence 1647 Vt. 1478 Billau, Jeanne, Newton 1030 Ohio 1783 Bitter, Nadine A., Hoisingen 1215 Oread 1783 Black, Margaret Edith, Huron 1215 Oread 1888 Black, Eleanor, Lawrence 1144 La. 860 Blosser, Mae Elizabeth, Columbus Corbin H. 1676J Bodwell, Sarah, K C., Mo. 1729 La. 950 Bohannan, Geraldine, Osakaoosa Watkins H. 2789 Bond, Gladys Marie, Eudora Miller H. 860 Bonham, Naomi Virginia, Horton Corbin H. 1315 Borden, Edith A., Lawrence 1236 Oread 2314R Bradley, Laura Juanita, Thompson, Mo. 306 W. 12th 1203 Brandstetter, Christine, Topeka 1406 Tenn. 1203 Brandstetter, Mabel Ann, Topeka 1406 Tenn. 2750R Braum, Mary Eliza, Denison 1046 Vt. 1520M Breease, Mary Elizabeth, Lawrence Rural, 909 In. 1152 Brewer, Blanche Anne, Leavenworth, 1033 In. 2644J Ermer Erlee, Kansas City 813 La. 2Browway, Esther Maurine, Baldwin City 1860 Brockway, Marian, Topeka 1446 Ky. 1934 Brooks, Wilma Nadine, Yates Center 1339 Tenn. Brosamer, Venice Joyce, Topeca Commuting 1273 Dora (Dora) Juanaita, Lawrence 1240 Tenn. 2199M Brown, Georgiana Arlevia, Lawrence 1725 Tenn. 2199M Brown, Irma Ada, Garnett 1315 Tenn. 1135 Brown, Marie Alberta, Topeca 1225 Oread 2044J Brown, Ruth Endacott, Lawrence 1100 Mo. 1002 Bruchmiller, Stella Anita, Lawrence 1145 Ind. 1718 Buchanan, Betty L., Lawrence 1205 Ky. 888 Buehler, Amelia K, Rockville 1144 La. 1036 Bueker, Beryl K, Rockville 1941 Mass. 2074 Buhler, Dorothy K, Lawrence 733 Miss. 2074 Buhler, Neoami, Lawrence 733 Miss. 1779 Bunce, Mary Kathleen, Louisburg 1005 Ind. 1132 Burke, Wichita 707 W. 12th 1850 Burks, Mary J, Kansas City, Mo. Commuting 1075W Burks, Mary Leota, Jewell 1247½ Ky. 1150 Burns, Mrs I. F McCain, Leavenworth, 1230 Tenn. 746K2 Burns, Ethelyne M, Lawrence Rural, Commuting 1244 Burns, Lucy T, Weston, Mo. 1008 Tenn. 2884 Dusha Jane, Lawrence 1724 Mass. 1185 Butterfield, Francis Naomi, Iola 745 Ohio 1137J Calhoun, Louise E, K. C. 1046 Miss. Callabresi, Gladys M, Oskaloosa, Commuting 1158J Callaway, Gladys Lenore, Topeka 1025 Ala. Campbell, Betty Clifton, Lawrence 607 La. 1774 Campbell, Helen Elizabeth, Downs 1232 La. Campbell, Julia, Richmond Mo. 1801 Mass. 1203 Carpenter, (Loberta) L, Pleasanton 1406 Tenn. 1131J Carpson, Mrs.Doris L, Milaine, Salina 1319 Vt. 956 Carter, Grace, Lawrence Haskell Institute 888 Champlin, (Marian) Jaurey, L. 144 La. 860 Chapman, Mary Anna, Oak Park, III 144 La. 860Christner, Margaret Louise, DoSotu, Corbin H. 1318 Claassen, Sarah E., Ihaca, N. Y. 1545 Uni. Drive 1099 Dork, Doris A, Jamesport, MO. 1244 La. 806 Clark, Lauraine Lizette 1640 New H. 1931J Clark, Ruth Joy, Sprgs, Colo. 1205 N. Y. 860 Clay, Virginic Vickory, Parsons Corbin H. 2228R Clayton, M. M. McVey, Lawrence 1212 Barker 1887R Clodfer, M., Lawrence 945 Ill. 1699 Clover, Betty Adele, Kansas City 1234 Oread Collins, Francis T, Topeka Commuting 2752 Cook, Josephine Amanda, Pratt 1138 Miss. 1504 Cooper, Josie May, Yates Center 1245 Oread 2975 Corwin, Nella Lee, Lawrence 1128 Ohio 2525 Coulson, Janet Louise, Lawrence 1611 Mass. 1193W Cowles, Frieda Eileen, Lawrence 447 Pleasant 2304 Crawford, Jean Anne, Lawrence 1509 Strat. Rd. 2788 Crouch, Ruth Elizabeth, Everest 1239 Rear 1321R Crumrine, Mattie E.; Lawrence 160 W. 14th 3050 Curtis, Zola Mildred, Moscow 1147 Ky. 2922 Custer, Bonnie, Lawrence 407 W. 13th Dalke, Anna Reiss, Hillsboro 1809 Mass. Davis, Joa., Lawrence Watkins Home Davis, Louis, Wichita Corbin H. Demin, Marguerite, Raymond Corbin H. 1934 DeTar, Grace Louise, Coffeyville, 1393 Teen 1098 Dill, Florence E., Lawrence 1006 W. 12th 2689R Doane, Jennie Laura, Lawrence 1147 Tenn. 2789 Dunn, Dorothea Jane, Nickerson Miller H. 2272J Dolle, Margaret Grace, Almena 945 Maine 1490W Douglass, Elva, Lawrence 1300 Ky. 2922 Droll, Mrs. Helen Anderson, Alta Vista, 407 W. 13th 950 Drury, Eda Louise, Toronto Watkins H. 860 Dryden, Margery, Parsons Corbin H. 628 Dugan, Margaret 299 Ustace, Gwendolyn M., K. C. ... 813 Mass. 1137J Evans, Charlotte D., K. C. ... 1046 Miss. 950 Everitt, Martha Louise, Chanute ... Watkins H. 1212 Faidley, Dorothy E., Liberal ... 202 W. Ith 1203 Fanning, Hazel G., Melvern ... 1406 Tenn. 2424J Farley, Barbara E., Hutchinson ... 1630 Ala. 2424J Fetherlin, Evalyn Dolin, Iola ... 1630 Ala. 860 Finch, Mrs. Helen A., Kansas City ... Corin H. 2789 Ford, Edith Agatha, Kansas City ... Miller Hall 2663 Ford, Helen, St. Joseph, Lawrence ... 1220 Tenn. Forney, Edith Mae, Lawrence ... 19 W. 11th Foster, Katheryne S., Walworth, Commuting 3123 Fowler, Tilda Annie, Kansas City ... 530 La. 1774 Fowler, Zenith Mae, Norton ... 1232 La. 1185 Franke, Catherine Ann, Leavenworth, 745 Ohio 2789 Franz, Ella E, Hillsboro ... Miller Hall 2292J Franze, Dorothea S, Hillsboro ... 912 Ala. 950 Frazier, Marjorie L, Athol ... Watkins Hall 1210 Frazier, Kathryn V, Lawrence ... 1400 Tenn. 1185 Garcia, Lydia Coffey, Lane ... 745 Ohio 1810W Gard, Rachel Katherine, Iola ... 1210 Ohio 2930M Garnett, Ruth E, Pharr, Texas ... 640 Ohio 1786W Garrett, Helen May, Lawrence ... 202 W. 13th Garrison, Amylee, Wichita ... 176 Ark. Gates, Mrs. Phebe Bailey, Baldwin, Commuting Ghret, Dorothy Maxine, Lawrence ... 1713 Ala. 860 Gengelbach, Alice, Plattsburg, Mo. ... Corbin H. 1690J Gill, Alice, Lawrence ... 1508 M.H. Gillum, Ruth Helen, Lawrence ... 622 Maple 2977W Ginder, Norine Olive, Dodge City ... 144 Ohio 2789 Givens, Edna, Fort Scott ... Miller Hall Glenn, Mrs. Viola H., Lecompton ... Goehring, Imma Mae, Lawrence ... 1040 Vt. Goehring, Marion Lee, Lawrence ... 1040 Vt. Gookins, Barybel Clesta, Inman ... Corin Hall 1969 Gray, Maurine, Chanute ... 1234 Oread 2789 Green, Mary Louise, Pleasanton ... Miller Hall Greer, Alice Berne, Lawrence ... 1733 Mass. 1185 Gregory, Eleanor L, Kansas City ... 745 Ohio 440 Griesa, Elizabeth June, Lawrence ... 401 Mo. 1599J Grossidier, Sister Agatha, Paola ... 1542 Tenn. 888 Hagedorn, Beatrice E., Englewood, N.J. ... 1144 La. 860 Hagen, Clara Lucille, St. Joseph, Mo. ... Corbin H. Hagemerman, Faye Mildred, Vinland ... H 1461 Hall, Bernadine Janet, Lawrence ... 639 Tenn. 1960W Hall, Mrs. Evelyn Peck, Fairview ... 642 La. Hall, Leona Mae, Topeka ... Commuting 1779 Hamlet, M. Frances, S., Joseph M. ... 1005 Ind. 293 Hamlet, M. Frances, S., Joseph M. ... 828 Miss. 2102 Hansen, Mary Elizabeth, Lawrence ... 817 N.H. 1774 Harbaugh, Margaret L., Phillipsburg ... 1232 La. 1137J Harris, Aurelia Isabel, Kansas City ... 1046 Miss 860 Hartley, Katherine M, Kan City, Mo. ... Corbin H. 760K4 Hauser, Mrs. Midred Ruby, Lawrence, Route 2 Havery M, Thelma D, Eudora, Commuting 2470W Hay, Charrié Ann, Lawrence ... 1653 Ind. Hayes, Erma Mray Ross, Olathe, Commuting 2683M Hayes, Margaret, Lawrence ... 1332 Tenn. Heath, Harriet, Peabody ... 908 Ind. 1043W Henley, Urusla C., Lawrence ... 945 Ohio 2789 Henry, Carolyn Murrow, Hillier Hall 1957 Henry, Ethel A., Sterling ... 1805 Miss. 860 Hepler, Elizabeth S., Ausatomie ... Corin Hall 1185 Hess, Eleanor Mary, Clay Center ... 745 Ohio Hiatt, Mary Farr, Kan City, Mo. .. Field Work Higby (Frances) Harriet, Hoyt ... Commuting 2977W Higgins, Genevieve, Cawker City ... 144 Ohio 2048M Hill, Winfred, Lawrence ... 1232 R.I. 2789 Hinshaw, Virginia Faye, Lyons ... Miller Hall 770N3 Ester Bernice, Lawrence ... Route 4 1137J Hobs, Eda H, Okla, OKla ... 1046 Miss. 2950 Hodson, (Thelma) Yavonne, Lawrence ... 520 Ohio 1599J Hoffman, Sister Mary Regina, Paola ... 1542 Tenn. 1890W Hollis, Edna Mae, Kansas City ... 1712 Ky. 1203 Holste,Laura Louise, Ludell ... 1406 Tenn. 860 Hopkins, Ruth E., Emporia ... Corin Hall 3082M Hotz, Louisiana, Smith Center ... 1126 Tenn. 1203 Hudson, Julia Mee, Smith Center ... 1406 Tenn. 1203 Hudson, Mary Ellen, Smith Center ... 1406 Tenn. 860 Huff, O'Theila, Mulvane ... Corin Hall 75K5J Hughes, Marion Frances, Lawrence ... Route 2 800 Hunt, Dorothy D, Kan City, Mo. ... Corin Hall 1625M Hude, Margaret, Lawrence ... 2100 N.H. 800 Hyde, Margaret Anne, Manhattan ... Corin Hall 2602M Hyre, Mrs. Eunice Roller, Lawrence ... 1122 Ohio 1564 Iden, Gaye, Arkansas City ... 1236 La. 1809W Jackson, Etta Mae, Kansas City ... 1712 Ky. 1122 Jackson, Vera Gertrude, Kansas City ... 1701 Vt. 2848M James, Winfred, Lawrence ... 1202 Ky. 1655R Jantzen, Mrs. Ruil (Patton), Lawrence ... 944 Ala. 1859 Jennings, Heming, Millden, Kansas City ... 901 Mo. 1950 Jessup, Lillian Kae, Kansas City ... Watkins Hall 2248 John, Maria Virginia, Lawrence ... 1846 Barker 1134R Johnson, Hortendse M, Pittsburg ... 1015 N.Y. 1731 Johnson, Ida Pauline, Emmette ... 1343 Tenn. 95J Johnson, Maurel Helen, Topeka ... Watkins Hall 2683 Johnson, Ruth A, Independence ... 1200 Tenn. 1502 Johnston, Beulah, Lawrent ... 1420 Ohio 1982 Johnston, Laura,棉田水果, 1135 West C. 2096R Jones, Alice Ann, Lawrence ... 1642 Miss Jones, Ella D, McLouth ... Commuting 1655J Jones, Georgia Lucille, Lawrence ... 1041 Tenn. 2132 Jones, Madge Elva, Kansas City ... 1137 Vt. 860 Jones, Marguerite F., Topeka ... Corin Hall 2619M Jones, Pearl B, Okla, City, OKla ... 1933 Tenn. 1815 Joslin, Virginia Nelson, Lawrence ... 1819 Me. 1599J Kaumans, Sister Gregory M, Paola ... 1542 Tenn. Kellert, Ruth A, Houston, Texas ... 1201 West C. 860 Kemp, Elizabeth E, Kan City, Mo. ... Corin Hall 2756W Kerr, Eula Ra, Topeka ... 1603 Mass. 2789 King, Eunice May, Hutchinson ... Miller Hall 2309W Klautz, Elizabeth, Kansas City, Mo. ... 1201 R.I. 2522M Klein, Katharine, Lawrence ... 809 Mile. 1915 Kleeper, Edna Mae, Nortonville ... Miss. 2977W Klutz, Marguerite, Goodlaw ... 1244 Ohio 1203 Koeler, Placida R. Eeneca ... 1406 Tenn. 2487M Kopp, Betty, Lawrence ... 2341 Mass. 2777M Krehbiel, Luella M, Lawrence ... 932 Miss. 1774 Krehbiel, Mildred Lula, Moundridge ... 1232 La. 1580R Laing, Gertrude G, Kansas City ... 1411 Ky. 860 Laudenberger, Norma J, K.C., Mo. ... Corin Hall 950 LAwson, Barbara E, Severance ... Watkins Hall 860 Lawson, Joy Hitch, Independence ... Corin Hall 1244 Leibengood, Lavinia, Lawrence ... 1008 Tenn. 1244 Leibengood, Rebekah, Lawrence ... 1008 Tenn. (To be continued in next issue) Classified Ads Phone K.U. 66 LEARN TO DANCE For All Occasions Ballroom - Tango - Jitterbug Marion Rice Dance Studio 927 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Mass. PALACE BARBER SHOP PALACE BARBER SHOP Haircuts — 25c Haircuts and Shampoo — 50c IN OUR BEAUTY SHOP Shampoo and Finger Wave — 50c Permanents — $2.50 up Machineless Permanents — $5 730 Mass Phone 282 730 Mass. Phone 282 Make THE STADIUM Your Headquarters for Barber and Beauty Service STADIUM BARBER AND BEAUTY SHOP Joe Lesch Frank Vaughan 1033 Mass. Phone 310 UNION CAB CO. Phone 2800 When Others Fail Try Us Bagges ge Handled—24 Hour Service TAXI HUNSINGER'S Castle Shampoo and Wave 35c Oil Shampoo and Wave 50c Neck Trim — Free 941½ Mass. Phone 533 920-22 Mass. Phone 12 IVA'S BEAUTY SHOP One Flower is Worth More than ten thousand words. WARD'S FLOWERS 910 Mass. 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