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VIVITY, KFKU has broadened itsope and appeals to a larger audience. One of the most welcome additionsthe station's schedule was Rolla nuckle's dramatic broadcasts. Nuckles, with the aid of the K.U. Dramatic Club, presented several originalplays during the past year. In addition to this they gave previewteasers" of their plays which wereresented in Fraser Theater. Thepublic heard the University thesplanesve parts of "Winterset," "ElizabethCaplie Queen" and several other draim-
matic productions.
Greatest regular following was accorded the news broadcasts. Regularly, once a week, George Church, assistant instructor in the department of journalism, presented his "Spotlighting the News." Mr. Church gave a digest of the week's news and, a group of students, under the direction of Martin Maloney dramatized the more unusual events. This program has received "fan mail" from Chicago, Detroit, Des Moines, Denver and all over Kansas. In addition to this feature, regular news broadcasts were presented daily.
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Bentiamino Gigli, world renowned tenor, in his first and only motion picture "Forever Yours" which plays at the Varsity for one day only.
ball games were broadcasted and other athletic events of national importance such as the Kansas Relays were put on the air waves by KFKU. Each week, Professor Elbel of the Physical education department commented on events in the sporting world and read excerpts from his "Athletic Scrapbook."
The station is still educational to a great extent. The English department supplied many programs under direction of Kenneth Rockwell and Helen Rhoda Hoopes.
The Home Economics and romance languages departments gave regular programs, while the School of Fine Arts win in charge of the musical side of the station's activities.
This, in brief, was the activity of the University's own radio station last. Furnished with power and a wave length by WREN, Lawrence's National Broadcasting Company station, KFKU reached listeners in many states. It's programs were many and varied. It is truly the "Voice of the University of Kansas."
KFKU Is Educational
French instruction was followed the closest, with Spanish next, and German third. Two years ago, German had a strong lead in the interest of listeners. The year that Kiwians went to Mexico City, Spanish was in greatest demand.
Chancellor Lindley, Registrar Foster, and the Deans of seven schools of the University participated in programs. Faculty members from the College of Liberal Arts presented 296 programs; from Fine Arts, 147, and from the School of Education, 68. Education week, and Music festival were featured by KFKU broadcasts.
A series on modern English literature, a prologue to Shakespeare, and a music appreciation course are to be included in the educational group.
Circle: A round, straight line with a hole in the center.
Special occasions included all home football games, the State High School Track meet, Kansas Relays, Commencement and Baccalaureate, and the principal meeting of the Church of the Brethren conference.
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Buller Selects All-Stars For Play-Off
Starting line-ups and pitching selections' for the Jayhawker-AllStar game to be played Wednesday afternoon were announced yesterday. The team which will attempt to stop the champion Hawks was selected from the other five teams in the league by John Buller, manager of the second place Wildcats.
Lyman Corlis will be on the mound pitching to Frink for the Jayhawkers. Either Cunningham or Nelson will hurl for the all stars. Caldwell will be on the receiving end.
ALL STARS
Player Position Team
P. Keeler, 2b Huskers
F. Strickler, 1b Cyclones
L. Stanton, rs Huskers
C. J. Olander, ss Wildcats
V. G. Hayes, 3b Huskers
Miller, cf Wildcats
A. Brooks, If Huskers
Caldwell, c Sooners
R. Tripp, rs Sooners
Cunningham, p Wildcats
or Nelson p Sooners
The Jayhawker players are:
or Nelson, p
B. Stratton,ef; R. Frink; e; R. E. Allen, 3b; L. Corlis, p; D. Harp, 2b; D. Amerine, rs; J. Corlis, 1b; B. Geiger, If; O. Nesmith, ss; T. North, rf.
Two Teachers Secure New Positions
Two new appointments have recently been made through the teachers appointment bureau, according to H.E. Chandler, director of the bureau.
The appointments are as follows: Lucille Roach, A.B.38, will teach English and typing at Easton; and H. G. Mahan, gr., will be superintendent of schools at Oberlin.
Lindsey Stresses Playing Condition
Adrian Lindsey, head football coach of the University of Kansas this week sent to all prospective members of the squad a letter admonishing them to begin getting into condition for the forthcoming season. He pointed out that the opening game of the season, that with the University of Texas here, is a bare two weeks after the season for practice opens. The few men who were in scholastic difficulties are taking summer work on the campus or by correspondence, and will be eligible by Sept. 10, he believes.
FAR and NEAR By Billingsley and Snyder
It has been written that the Japs do not want the 1940 Olympics because they are too busy putting the shot in China.
History repeats itself. Columbus started out for the Orient and made a mistake and landed in America. Douglas (non-stop) Corrigan started out for California and made a faux pas and landed in Ireland.
The pet complaint of the married male to the single female on the hill seems to be, "Oh, but why aren't you working on your Mrs. not your M.A. degree?"
Man Is What Woman Marries, --- Or Sumpin'
Man is what woman marries.
Man has two feet, two hands, and sometimes two wives, but never more than one collar button or one idea at a time.
Generally, man may be put into any one of three classes—namely husbands, widowers and bachelors.
The last named class is but a temporary state, for the man in question soon becomes a member of either one or the other of the first two states. This may be attributed mainly to an idiosyncrasy of the species known as constancy.
Husbands are of three varieties: Prizes, surprises, and consolation prizes. There is also the booby, considered by some to be of the first variety, but soon to be found as one of the lesser members of the second. Bachelors are of two kinds: The eligible and the blind date. The latter is generally found to be a mass of stubbornness, entirely shrouded with suspicion, and completely coated with an air of indifference. The latter may be recognized by his blue roadster.
Making a husband out of a man is one of the highest arts known to civilization, requiring sculpture, mathematics, psychology, philosophy, literature, hypnosis, physical culture, common sense, faith, hope, charity and a beautiful woman—mostly the latter.
Certain observations have been made concerning man, and may be
considered as fairly typical of the species. For instance:
If you flatter a man, it frightens him to death, and if you don't, he is bored to the same end;
If you are popular with other men, he becomes jealous, and if you are not, he hesitates taking up with a wallflower.
If you are the clinging-vine type, he wonders if you have a brain. If you are the independent type, he wonders if you have a heart. And if you hit a happy medium between the two, he wonders if you can cook;
If you let him make love to you, he gets tired of you in the end, and if you don't, he gets tired of you in the beginning;
If he does take you out and you decide to have a fing at being silly, he tells you he longs for a brilliant mate; if, on the other hand, you can tell him a thing or two about Plato, you will find that he longs for a playmate;
If you wear red nail polish, rouge and a rakih hat, he hesitates to take you out, but if you wear your little blue hat and no nail polish, he takes you out and proceeds to stare at a woman wearing red, nail polish, rouge and a rakih hat.
In conclusion: Man, the beast, may not respond readily to the chromosomes of your make-up, and man the individual, may try to relieve you of it. Still, with the aid of a moon and other things—well, don't let this dissertation mislead you. E.C.
New Instructors in School of Business
J. BLAND POPE
OLEN B. ROARK VANT W. KEBKER
Phi Delta Kappa Holds Last Meeting
3 Instructors Added To Faculty
Three young men, all ranking as instructors, have been named for the School of Business faculty this fall. They are: J. Bland Pope, with degrees from the University of Texas, who will teach the accounting and auditing courses; Olen B. Roark of Scott City, graduate of K. U. in 1933 and of Yale Law School in 1936, who will have business law courses; and Vant W. Kebker, Minnesota graduate, who will have courses in marketing.
At the present there is no rain or relief in sight. If there was the thermometer would go down and the ground would get wet; the sky would be cloudy and overcast and nice cool breezes would make it delightful to study for coming finals.
Phi Delta Kappa, honorary education fraternity, will hold its last meeting of the summer session in the form of a picnic at Brown's grove at 4 o'clock this afternoon. Tickets may be secured from either Frank Strickler, gr., or Oscar Footes, gr.
There will be "freid chicken and a gallon of punch a piece" promises Mr. Strickler.
Stene's Class Visits Toneka
Stene's Class Visits Topeka Members of Professor Stene's "Public Administration" class went on a tour of inspection Friday, July 22, to the State Auditor's Office and the offices of the State Bank's Commission, the Sales Tax division, and the Unemployment Division in the capitol buildings in Topeka.
The most suspicious student—he checked the carbon copies of his term paper.
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