F F I N T I O N i r p w w h s e w — SUMMER SESSION KANSAN COMMENT The Yardstick The Tennessee Valley Authority's long delayed report on the allocation of the cost of its dams has finally been made public. It reveals that the TVA directors have decided to charge up to 52 per cent of the cost to power, 28 per cent to navigation and 20 per cent to flood control. Nothing is debited to national defense or to fertilizer production. The report is immensely important, because interest on the investment in power producing facilities is one of the main items supposed to be covered by the TVA power rates. On the fairness of the TVA allocation depends the honesty of the TVA yard-stick. Most of us needn't be ashamed to admit it if we don't fully understand this report. None but experts can know what it is all about, and even the experts are likely to disagree, just as former Chairman Arthur E. Morgan does disagree with the other TVA directors about the yardstick's honesty. Fortunately there is a public agency which has the authority to dig into the question with the help of the qualified experts. That agency is the TVA investigating committee created by congress. And we are glad that Francis Bidle, one of the committee's chief experts, has said that whether the yardstick is honest or not is "one of the most essential" things the committee should determine. It is the most essential thing. Campus Opinion Editor Summer Session Kansan: It's a good thing that President Roosevelt and other officials who have been creating projects for the unemployed will probably never read a recent letter to the Kansan; the shock would be too great for them. Here they've been wasting all that energy and money when it was entirely unnecessary; all that was needed was a good course in HOW to get a job and all of the 15 million unemployed would have magically become the holders of fine positions. It's even possible that Mr. Dale Carnegie would have been willing to teach that course and then things would have been perfect. We always thought that all that was necessary was to polish one's shoes, wear Arrow collars and use Lifebuoy in order to P.S. he got the job. It even seems that the right course in college will do away with these elementary requirements. It's certainly a wonder that the fundamental truths expressed in the letter have never been brought to light before. For example, it never dawned on us before that employees don't make any effort to do enough for their employers. Here are men such as Ford, for instance, who take the trouble to build great factories just so Joe Smith can have a chance to turn a screw eight hours a day, and Joe really doesn't show his appreciation. Now if at the end of the day he were to offer to mow Mr. Ford's lawn or wash his car, or take Mr. Ford's dog for a walk there would certainly be an improvement in employer-employee relationships and things would be just too, too, divine! We would like to point out that a Pollyanna attitude toward our chaotic economic situation simply helps to keep it chaotic. Instead of facing the unemployment problem squarely and recognizing the true significance of the crisis which has thrown 15 million people out of work, many prefer to hide their heads in the sand. They still believe in the Horatio Alger formula for success; well, we hope for their sake that they will continue to live in that blissful state because if they ever wake up reality will give them a none-too-gentle kick in the face. There is just one question we would like to ask. If all the millions of unemployed were to take that course that he advocates would our employment be solved and everybody live happily ever after? A. D. Featist. Contributor's Column "Have you seen Al?" "Al who?" 'Alcohol. Kerosene him last night. Hain't benzine since, ether. Gasolined against the post and took a saptha." A careful driver approached a railroad crossing; he stopped, looked listened. All he heard was the car behind crashing into his gas tank. --- Let the other fellow talk occasionally. You can't learn much listening to yourself. --- Three Headliners in Sports- Jonny Vander Meer -- He got a record! Babe Ruth --- He got a job! Joe Louis --- He got revenge! Some people are like coffee -- 98 per cent of the ingredients have been removed from the bean. Nothing annoys a woman more than to have her friends drop in unexpectedly and have the house looking like it usually does. Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not. And a sense of humor was provided to console him for what There are always enough people in any community to start a riot, but not enough to get mad at the same thing at the same time. --- The test of patriotism is to love your country when it isn't paying you a bonus or a relief check. Daylight saving time is founded on the old Indian idea of cutting off one end of the blanket and sewing it on the other end to make it longer. --- Summer Session Kansan Address all communications to Summer Session Kansan Richard La Ban ... Editor Muriel Mykland ... Associate Editor Freida Cowles ... Associate Editor Elton E. Carter ... Business Manager Business Telephone ... KU.66 Night Connection ... 2702K3 Editorial Telephone ... KU.25 Night Connection ... 2702K3 Wednesday July 6,1938 DIRECTORY OF 1938 SUMMER SESSION As Given by Students on Registration Cards Phone Name Home Address 251R Sabol, Aliene Peace, Lawrence 930 Ohio 251R Sabol, Mari, Lawrence 930 Ohio 991 Sands, Lillian, Fort Scott 1843 Ky. 60 Sanford, Emma M., Russell Corbin Hall 789 Sheer, Hazel D., White Cloud Miller Hall 431 Schmidt, Lily, Walton 928 Ala. 60 Schrant, Martha, Hutchinson Corbin Hall 953 Scoggins, Lois Elva, Courtland 1011 Ind. 479W Seamans, Lois Anita, Lawrence 1000 Ill. 479W Seamans, Marton Alberta, Lawrence 1000 Ill. Searle, Elisabeth L., Topeka Commutes 307 Sees, Mary E. Huntington, Ind. Eldridge H Seifrit, Mrs. Alice M., Tonganoxie Field Work Shank, Gladys Fern, Hope 1333 Tenn. Shanton, Dorothy E., Linwood Commutes 1730R Shaw, Helen E., Lawrence 808 Ala. 2217 Shaw, Margaret M., Wichita 1701 Ohio 2789 Sheppard, Ina May, Kan. City Miller Hall 1316 Shirley, Ethel B, Osage City 1428 Tenn. 2752 Shockley, Mary Jane, Kan. City 1138 Miss. 550 Siebert, Lela Evelyn, Conway Watkins Hall 60 Sikes, Phyllis, Leonardville Corbin Hall 60 Simmons, Grace, Warrenburg, Mo. Corbin Hall 60 Slentz, Margaret L, Lewis 420 W. 11th 2145 Smart, Sarilou, Lawrence 1104 Tenn. 883 Smith, Alice E., Lawrence 943½ Mass. 1210 Smith, Cleojeane, Moline 1400 Tenn. 830 Smith, Glennys Lucille, Lawrence 1600 Tenn. 1809J Smith, Mrs. Mary Fields, Kan. City 1708 K. 681 Smith, Mary Louise, Topeka 1232 La. 1879W Smith, Muriel May, Kansas City 1227 Ohio 1203 Smith, Velma Pauline, Soldier 1406 Tenn. 1808J Smith, Mrs. Verna, Birmingham, Ala. 910 Ohio 2511 Smurr, Nelliemae, McLouth 1041 Tenn. 1340 Snyder, Ethel Irene, Americus 1343 Tenn. 964 Sondergard, Maudena G., Ramona 1333 Tenn. 964 Sondergard, Welcome, Ramona 1333 Tenn. 1206 Speelman, Gretchen, Wakefield Haskell Inst. 1133 Spurlock, Marijorie B, Valle Falls 715 Me. 680 Stafford, Charlotte P, Neodesha Corbin Hall 1774 Stauffer, Mary Virginia, Newton 1232 La. Staimel, Regina R, Emporia Commutes Stechenson, Kathryn Lyle, Kan. City ------------------ 1147 Stever, Carrie Adella, Effingham 1147 Ohio 2707W Stewart, Bertha A, Lawrence 520 La. 2598 Stockwell, Carolyn, Lawrence 1247 Tenn. 2531W Steelzing, Gertrude, Chanute 1218 Tenn. Stoltz, Martha Laure, Ottawa Commutes 2127 Stone, Fordine Alla, Lawrence 732 Conn. 1037 Stone, Juanita M, Vinland 1300 Tenn. 2679R Stone, Ollie Irene, Horton 7 E. 7th 2681 Stough, Margaret Ice, Mound Valley 1232 La. Strange, Vivian Naimi, Perry Commutes 1083 Stringham, Mrs. Mildred, Lawrence 845 Tenn. 1879R Susan, Katherine C, Kan City 1216 La. 2694 Sutton, Phagie R, Kansas City 1333 Tenn. 1203 Swan, (Rose) Eleanor, Erie 1406 Tenn. 1888M Swanson, Esther Helen, Lawrence 107 E. 19th 1206 Talbert, Mrs. Joy K., Lawrence 1413 Oakhill R. 1809W Tatum, Ivor B., Lawrence 1712 K. Taylor, Gertrude贸, Bethel Moody Aphs 2217 Taylor, Lillian D, Kan City 1701 Awts. 860 Terrell, Marion E. St. Joseph, Mo. Corbin Hall 2752 Thacker, Evelyn Lene, Pratt 1138 Miss. 860 Thomann, Mildred, St. Joseph, Mo. Corbin Hall Thomas, Mrs. Margaret B, Perry Commutes 950 Thompson, Treva E, Colony Watkins Hall 1321R Thompson,zelma D,Fort Scott 16 W. 14th 2595M Thumper, Cholla Lily A., Richland 305 W. 23rd 860 Titt, Alice Cora, Kansas City Corbin Hall 860 Torgeson, Therese O, Norton Watkins Hall 3023 Traynor, Lucille B, Lawrence 745 Elm 860 Trembley, Marian, Kansas City Corbin Hall 1489R Trovillo, Thelma C, Chicago Ill. 1224 Haskell 1155 Tubbs, caroline Marie, Washington 1230 Tenn. 1158R Turvey, Nora Esther, Lawrence 1007 Ala. 804 Van Busirk, Alice R., Kincaid 1221 Oread 950 Vanous, Emma, Kansas City Watkins Hall 1969 Varvel, Frances E, Fort Scott 1234 Oread 1263 Vaughan, Portia, Tahlequah, Oaskasl Ins. 2404 Viesselman, Joyce J, Lawrence 1700 Miss 1587R Wagner, (Georgia) Lucile, Iola 1132 Tenn 1520J Wahllin, Vendla, Lindsborg 920 Ind 1564 Wakeman, Erma Jean, Overland Park 1236 La 1722 Waller, Mrs. Dorothy B, Atchison 1336 Tenn 661 Ward, Marjorie Alice, Glasco 704 W. 12th 1137J Watson, Marie Cleola, Kan City 1045 Miss 1252 Watts, Wilma R. Bonner Springs 1529 Kya 1646J Webb, Atherlee, Luther, Okla 813 La 1762M Weber, Alberta E, Lawrence 1308 Oak Hill 2295 Weber, Ms. Miliin M, Lawrance 632 Miss 860 Weir, Jennie, Kansas City Corbin Hall 2242R Wrenrich, Christine F, Lawrence 38 Winna 2385 Wenzt, Joyce E, Burlington 616 Ky 3095 Werner, Dorothy K, Lawrence 937 Ohio 2670W West, Lois Isabel, Lawrence 1604 NH 2731W W whestone, Helen E, Lawrence 1411 Mass 1236 Wiedemann, Ruth Elaine, Lawrence 1947 Vv 1187R Willis, Leone Luce, Lawrence 525 Ind 2789 Wilson, Helen E, Kan City Miller Hall 950 Wilson, Lucille Dante, Larned Watkins Hall 2877 Wilson, Mary E, Ness City 1334 OHla 1777 Wilson, Ruth A, Fowler 643 INc 2598 Wilvers, Edith Ruth, Augusta 1247 Tenn 1722 Winn, Almacie Luce, Turner 1336 Tenn WOMEN Phone Name Home Address 1203 Woodard, Barbara E., Hutchinson 1406 Tenn. 2276 Woods, Ethel M., Lawrence 905 Ohio 1788R Workman, Beula H., Fort Scott 940 Miss. 3045 Wright, Moarie, Kansas City 1721 Ohio 2377M Yeomans, Blanche Mary, Lawrence 932 Miss. 2789 Young, Ethel Mae, LeRoy Miller Hall 1969 Young, Ruth E., Hillsdale 1234 Oread 860 Youngman, Amelia, K.C. Mo. Corbin Hall 1486 Zeller, Sister Mary M, Atchison 1400 Ohio WE6922 Finley, Helen L., Emporia 3730 Bell Pyle, Marjorie M, Kansas City 3705 Springfield MEN 2968J Addington, Harold E., Harveyville ... 1340 Ky. 1825 Akers, Loren W., Centerville ... 121 E. Ithth. 628 Aldis, Henry, Emporia ... 1147 Tenn. 2333M Allen, Marvin B., Lawrence ... 1407 Ky. 300 Allen, Robert E., Lawrence ... 801 La. Allison, John Lee, Merriam ... Commutes 2330M Allison, Paul E., Lincoln ... 1815 Maine 389 Amberg, Lyle O, Howard ... 1115 Tenn. 726 Amerine, Dick, Lawrence ... 1301 W. Campus 1617 Anderson, Axel W, Jr., Iola ... 1140 Lz. 1530 Anderson, Hugh A, Lubbock, Texas ... 1647 Mis. 270 Anderson, Preston R., Independence ... 1318 La. 1502 Anderson, Robert L, Emporia ... 1420 Ohio 565 Anneberg, Frank J, Leavenworth ... 1200 La. 1437 Arbenz, John P., Lawrence ... 1145 West Hills 1002 Archer, Ellis C, Ottawa ... 1145 Ind. Ash, Edmun A, Kansas City ... Commutes 3120 Ashley, Samuel G, Chanute ... 1231 Oread Austin, Jack S., Wilmore ... 1100 Ky. 547 Avery, Kenneth M., Alta Vista ... 1316 Ohio 612 Avres, William R, K.C., Mo ... 1116 Ind. 2224M Baecker, Marvin A. L. 2326J Bagrowski, Benedict, Milwaukee, Wisc. 1014 Vt. 1660 Baker, Edward W., Lawrence 1737 Ala. 1161W Baker, Lowell B., Lawrence 1126 Tenn. 1137W Bales, Estle, Horton 1017 Ind. Ballard, Louis F., Pittsburg 1045 Ky. 957 Bangs, Frank S., Salina 1621 Edgehill 2411 Banker, Berger M., Lawrence 1154 E. 15th 2292J Bargen, Bernhard Bethel College 912 Ala. 2062 Barker, Fred M., Kansas City 1222 Miss. Barker, Gerald K., Ottawa Commutes Barnard, Ernest E., Sabetha 840 Ky. Barnes, Joseph F., Olathe Commutes 1617 Barnett, Alvin L, Olathe 1140 La. 2726J Bassett, Everett I, Kansas City 920 Miss. Beagle, S. Irvin, Kansas City 1035 Mass. 3122 Behm, Anol W, Bison 1218 Miss. 1142J Beard, Charles A., Lawrence 1316 Ky. 1379 Beard, E. Keith, Fowler 1311 Tenn. 287ie Beatty, Russel H., Lawrence 1805 La. 2888 Beck, Leroi Jr, St. Joseph, Mo. 1230 Oread 2814 Beckner, John L, Colby 1241 La. 1946W Belin, Oscar F, Clay Center 1020 Ohio 2506R Beller, Willis L, Russell 1546 R. I 584 Bellinger, Thad F., Lawrence 1240 R. I Bentley, Herbert M. Jr, Topeka Commutes 2903 Beougher, Edward M. Grinnell 1025 West Hills 1850 Beverly, Oscar D, Burlingame 1001 Ala. 2313W Beyer, Roy R., Lawrence 103 N. H. Bellingsley, Herschel, Kansas City Commutes Bellingsley, Maboy M, K.C. Mo. Commutes 1484 Bistline, George, Downs 1408 Tenn. 1534M Blackburn, Wayne E., New Albany 1309 Ohio Blair, William F. 943 N. Y. 1448 Bliss, Orin M, Oskaloosa 1433 YOhio 102x Bloxom, Ralph W., Pratta 1338 Ohio Bodde, Leo A, Leavenworth Oread Apts. 1788M Bogan, Harvey L, Gas 923 Ind. 2526R Bohnack, Ralph W., Lawrence 1530 Vt. 1985W Bohrer, Keith E, Erie 1211 Ky. Booth, W. E., Axtell Borders, George A., Topeka Commutes 2591 Bordner, Joseph C., Lawrence 1006 Miss. 1712 Bowlby, Clifford E, Belle Plaine 1339 Ohio 565 Bowlus, Thomas M., Coffeyville 1200 La. Bowman, Horace B, Topeka Commutes 1002 Boyd, Arthur K, Hutchinson 1145 Ind. Breitaupt, Henry S, Edgerton Commutes Brinson, Grant, Port Tampa City, Fla. 1034 Miss. 2648 Brock, Claude A, Kingman 1139 Tenn. 1120M Brockett, Wallace J, Atchison 1000 Ohio 2531M Brockway, Sidney M, Topeka 1216 Tenn. 1632 Brooks, Laverne A, Wichita 1332 La. Brown, Claude H, Hays 1028 Mo. 2370W Brown, Eugene J, Langston, Okla. 520 La. 2229 Brown, Louie C, Maize 714 McCook 1902 Brown, Norman V, Troy 1233 Oread 1131M Robert O, Caldwell 1331 Vt. Brown, Roscoe I, Kansas City Commutes Browing, Robert Poca City, Okla.1537½ Tenn. Browning, Roy W, Manhattan 1416 Ky. Browning, William H, Olathe Commutes 1839 Bruce, Dale W, Coffeyville 1521 Stratford 628 Brumbach, Clarence L, Hutchinson 1147 Tenn. 2599 Buchanan, Eugene E, Chanute Emery Apts. 1902 Buckles, John A, Mayetta 1233 Oread Buehler, Joseph K, Claflin 1126 Tenn. 2074 Buhler, Everett E, Lawrence 733 Miss. .