PAGE THREE FRIDAY, JULY 9, 1937 THIS and THAT BY KENNETH KITCH Science has just discovered, the public prints tell us, that darkness is necessary to the development of plants. It may be true, but we have always felt that the only plants which demanded darkness for their development were home-brew plants. SUMMER SESSION KANSAN Experts are now working on methods for varying French dressing. Judging from the annual announcements of Paris fashion dictators, there is entirely too much of that already. After looking over a batch of advertisements for Billy Rose's big girl-show at the Fort Worth exposition, one can only hold his breath and mutter: "Fair and Warmer." Extracts from a medical column, "When It's Hot:" (1) wear sensible clothes; (2) avoid hard physical labor; (3) take naps in the afternoons; (4) choose the shady side of the treet; (5) watch out for sunstroke, and should it occur, quit promptly and call for help." And even a common- garden-variety columnist might add: (6) Spend your summers in the mountains. Kansas folk ought to get down on their knees and thank Providence for grasshoppers. Residents up around Aberdeen, Wash., are having to get out and save their flower beds and gardens from deer. Just imagine the necessity of having to spray your plants with epsom salts to keep the deer away. Topekans have been furnishing their youngsters with free pony rides this summer. . . probably just to get them in shape to accompany the old folks the next time the town presents a Presidential candidate. New York now has a hospital for "joint diseases." Maybe the Keeley sanitarium finally sold out to the city after all. Things: Mose Neis has been figuring out how many square miles of territory can be covered by the navy planes searching for Earhart. There are ninety planes and if each averages 100 miles per hour, they can cover 9,000 miles of straight territory per hour to say nothing of the water they scan from side to side . . . Some of the boys are wondering why in tarnation the University decided to paint the interior of the library right during the middle of the summer session . . . How many folks know that most of these big moths which have been getting in the butter are simply adult army worms . . . Some of the summer school boys are signing up with the South Park softball teams that are short of players, but it seems that most of the teams are filled up now . . . Someone tells this one on Doctor Bert Nash—A woman around the hill had been hearing of "Doe" Nash so often that she finally became determined to find out who he is. She asked another lady who wasn't exactly sure. "But," the second lady replied, "I think he's a horse doctor of some kind who lives just down the street." Ailing Schools Continued from page 1 rious other systems of operation. He recommended that the Barnes law be extended to every county to include every high school. He admitted, however, that many counties doubtedly would object to this through fear of their being handicapped. While this might not prove absolutely and permanently practical, it would mean that the state would equalize elementary education and the counties would equalize high school education—a system which Doctor Sheffer believes would be much more desirable than the one under which the state is operating at present. Still another remedy to be administered should be the consolidation of one-room schools—but, the speaker warned, this can't possibly come quickly. Phone K. U. 6 6 CLASSIFIED ADS Phone K. U. 6 6 ONESTOP CLOTHES SERVICE STATION SCHULZ the TAILOR 924 Mass. TAXI HUNSINGER'S 920-22 Mass. PHONE 12-987 THE EVANS' HEARTH 1941 Mass. St. A distinctive dining place Lunches Dinners Special Parties Moderate Prices AIR CONDITIONED for your comfort! Shampoo and Fingerwave 50c and up We feature Marie Earle VANITY BEAUTY SHOP Phone 1372 7 W. 11th St. Experienced operators only Shampoo and Wave ... 35c Any Style Waveset ... 25c Permanents $1.50, $2, and $2.50 to $5. End curls $1., $1.50 and $2. Twenty-five words or less one insertion, 25c; three insertions, 90c; six insertions, 75c; contract rates, not more than 25 words, $2 per month flat. Payable in advance and accepted subject to approval at the KANSAN Business Office. IVA'S Phone 533 941% Mass. St. As it is, however," Doctor Sheffer said, "farmers are not being treated fairly. They pay approximately 50 per cent of our educational costs in Kansas, but do not get their share of good teachers. They also need well-trained supervisors and administrators because there is much more to good teaching than the mere meeting of educational qualifications prior to obtaining a job." The banquet was under the direction of N. P. Neis, coffeyville, and C. E. Taylor, Wilson. Fred Howell, Larned, president of the chapter, presided. Initiation services, held Wednesday afternoon in the courtroom in Green hall, were in charge of Fred Toalson, Dodge City, assisted by a sub-committee of eight. Those who entered the organization included: Bernhard Bargen, H. A. Billingsley, Clifford Bowlby, John Buller, Joe Butrum, Wilmot Carr, Jess Cooper, R. L. Dennin, Arden Hayes, William Lynn, Percy Parks and C. A. Sargent—K.K. Group Program Sunday Lists Address, Solo Number Mrs. Mercedes Cole of Lawrence will speak at the Union Young People's group meeting Sunday at the Presbyterian church. The meeting will begin at 6 p.m., and the program includes a baritone solo by Charles Neiswander, University student. A social hour will follow the Sunday night meeting, when refreshments will be served. All young people of the city, including University students, are invited to attend. The group tonight will hold a skating party at the rink south of town. Those attending will meet at 10th and Vermont at 5:15 p.m., and will go to the rink from there. A picnic supper is planned after the skating party, which will be from 6 until 8 p.m. DIRECTORY OF 1937 SUMMER SESSION As Given by Students on Registration Cards MEN—Continued Phone Name Home Address 1286J Samson, Hugh, Wichita 1620 Mass. 119 Sanders, Geo. Earl, Columbus 940 Mass. 1209 Sargent, Chester A., Portis 1336 Tenn. 2689 Sawhill, Clarence E., Lawrence 1809 La. 2047W Schiffmacher, Jack, Lake Forest Club 927 La. 2021J Schmidt, Alfred F., Canton 904 La. 2040 Schmidt, Dale H., Centralia 1407 Ky. 1379 Schmidt, Frank S., Marysville 1127 Ohio 1788R Schulz, Millard E., Augusta 940 Miss. Scott, J. J., Wellsville Commutes 1555 Senter, Carl Hilton, Harper 1416 Tenn. Settles, Fred L., Ottawa Commutes 2446R Shaffer, Earl W, Bunker Hill 1046 Tenn. 1770 Shannon, William H., Lawrence 1100 Tenn. 1379 Shaver, Vincent O., Lecompton 1127 Ohio Shea, Francis X., Haddam 1614 Ky. 2095W Shelden, Joseph Paul, Gem 304 W. 14th 541 Shell, Neil F., Kansas City 1238 Tenn. 2852 Shields, Ambrese B., Wellsville 1108 Tenn. 1292 Shinkle, James F., Fontana 1333 Tenn. 1700 Shirk, David Lee, ElDorado 1045 W. Hills 1349M Shoemaker, Willard T., Pomona 1701 La. 565 Shook, Kenneth Lee, Pratt 1200 La. 585 Short, Leland L, Yates Center 1021 Tenn. 2731J Shuss, Jack L, Larned 1447 Vt. 1527 Siebert, Niles R., Canada 1232 La. 2554 Siemens, Curt, Mounridge 917 Ohio Simpson, Frederick W, Garnett 1623 Simpson, Lawrence R., Blue Mound 1414 Tenn. 628 Simpson, Ronald A., Hutchinson 1147 Tenn. 301 Skidmore, John William, Welda 1336 Vt. 175le Slease, Robert P, Topeka 1409 Tenn. 2615 Sloan, Ted Val, Lawrence 1341 Ohio 2488M Slocombe, Robert J, Peabody 804 Mo. 1504 Smith, Charles Ora, Cassoday 1245 Oread Smith, Edward Allen, Ottawa 1024 Commutes Smith, Harold James, Eudora 1039 Commutes 721 Smith, Harry J, Kan. City, 1439 Tenn. 2828R Smith, Herbert E., Lawrence 1020 Ill. 2828W Smith, J. Harold, Hesston 1108 Ky. 1252 Smith, Kenneth F., Lawrence 1101 Miss. Smith, Lawrence R., Lyndon 845 Ala. 1993 Smith, Russell Dean, Neodesha 1232 Ohio 1632 Sneed, Cleo V., Independence 1332 Lake Sommerville, Caleb John, Lawrence 1807 Ky. 2669M Sommersville, William B., Lawrence 1829 Barker 1789 Spears, Lewis Blair, Kansas City 1111 Miss. 1020W Spong, Clarence Ray, Great Bend 1538 Tenn. 1155 Spong, Lester R., Bend 1230 Tenn. 1152 Spotsville, Clifford M, Ottessa 1101 Miss. 1632 Sproul, Eugene Benson, Chanute 1332 La. Stark, Richard Harlan, Topeka Commutes 138 Starr, Kehl, Edudu 906 Mass. 127 Stater, Mariece, Hymer 1147 Tenn. 1504 Stair, Clair, Arthur W, K.C. Mo. 1245 Oread 1504 Steele, James E, Clinton, Mo. 1541 Tenn. 1542 Steeper, Hubert T, Kan. City, Mo. 924 La. 2637W Steffen, Marvin O, Ellinwood 1704 Tenn. 1155 Stelling, Ernest H, Hillsboro 1230 Tenn. Stephenson, Robert Louis, Topeka Commutes 2435 Stephenson, Wayland A., Lawrence 1151 La. 2683M Stevenson, Isaac Glenn, Parsons 1332 Tenn. 2302M Stough, Charles Daniel, Lawrence 1904 N.H. 1292 Strickler, Frank Ellis, Dighton 1333 Tenn. 1504 Strong, W. Wallace, Olathe 1245 Oread 2577 Sullivan, Joseph M., Kan. City 1229 Ohi Summers, Harold F., Lecompton Commute 2055 Summers, John William, Liberal 1022 Ohi 1914 Swader, St. John 1116 Miss 2446R Swain, Fred M, Hickman Mills, Mo. 1046 Tenn 3125 Swender, Lowell Wesley, Kincaid 1247 Ohi 1858 Swiggett, Loraine Clayton, Iola 1244 La 1902 Taber, Frank A., K.C. Mo. 1233 Oreac 2968R Taylor, Chester E., Wilson 1345 Vt 1738 Taylor, Dewey Earl, Williamsburg 829 Mo 1405W Taylor, Donald Wayne, Abilene 1215 Tenn. Tenny, Theodore Clayton, Lawrence 9274 Mass. 2299R Terrell, Bernec E, Alton 1032 Oh 2165 Tharp, Joseph Grant, Independence 1325 Tenn. 2602M Thomas, Frank, Sparks 1122 Oh 837 Thompson, Duard Lee, Kan. City 1004 W. 4t 1712 Thompson, John Harold, Almae 1339 OH 900 Ohio 1902 Taber, Frank A. K.C., Mo. 1233 Oread 1908 Taylor, Chester E. Wilson 1345 Vt. 1738 Taylor, Dewey Earl, Williamsburg 829 Mo. 1405W Taylor, Donald Wayne, Abilene 1215 Tenn. Tenny, Theodore Cast, Lawrence 9271% Mass. 2299R Terrell, Bernec E. Alton 1032 Ohio 2165 Tharp, Joseph Grant, Independence 1325 Tenn. 2602M Thomas, Frank, Sparks 1122 Ohio 837 Thompson, Duard Lee, Kan. City 1004 W. 4th 1712 Thompson, John Harold, Almenga 1339 Ohio 2725 Thurman, Hill Cook, Lawrence 800 Ohio 1555 Toalson, Ford B. Dodge City 1416 Tenn. 2638R Toalson, Wilmont, Garden City 23 E. 11th Townsend, John Robert, Emporia 2910 Treger, Newman V. Independence 704 W. 12th 2621 Trollman, August Samuel, Fairview 916 Ohio Phone Name Home Address 1285 Trombold, Jack J., Iola ... 740 La. 2512W Trotter, Jack Alexander, Topeka ... 1220 Tenn. 655 Tucker, Henry Vee, Liberal ... 1200 La. 1947J Turner, Arnold, Osawatomie ... 1102 W. 6th 1902 Turner, John Washington, Hope ... 1233 Oread 1902 Tweedy, Ralph Leander, Hays ... 1101 Miss. 2565W Twiehaus, Hobert, Independent Mo. 1319 Tenn. 628 Tyler, William F., Kan City, Mo. ... 1147 Tenn. 1705 Underwood, Dale S., Junction City ... 1132 Tenn. 1632 Unruh, Herman B., Pratt ... 1332 La. 2683W Van Fleet, Jimmie, Lawrence ... 1333 Ky. 2771J Van Sickle, Joe D., Lawrence ... 1515 Vt. 1905 Varnes, George Leo, Lawrence ... 1112 R.I. 1468 Varnum, Walter B., Lawrence ... 717 Mo. 1735 Veitch, William J., Kanopolis ... 1528 Tenn. 3071 Vetter, Ronald, Lawrence ... 712 Me. 3028W Vinette, Darrell Hedges, Howard ... 1126 Tenn. 1018 Vin Zant, Lawrence E, Salina ... 1137 Ind. 1158W Vogel, Richard George, Lawrence ... 1008 Me. 1710 Voss, Arthur W. M., Lawrence ... 1638 Miss. ... Wallace, Theodore R, Kan City ... 1247 Ky. Warehome, Merlin M, Overland Park ... ... Watson, G. Owen, Alexander ... 1045 Ky. 1782 Watson, James Donald, Clafflin ... 637 Ind. 1715 Watson, Robert Lee, Phoenix, Ariz ... 1430 La. 1957 Wayman, Harold A, Emporia ... 1621 Edgehill Weaver, Ernest, B., Topeka ... Commutes 2648 Weekley, Ira C., Kan City, Mo. ... 1139 Tenn. 87 Weimer, Paul Kessler, Wabash, Ind. ... 1527 Mass. 1993 Welch, George Murlin, Colony ... 1232 Ohio 1379 Wells, William S, Asherville ... 1127 Ohio 2325 Weres, Laurence S, Lawrence ... 1425 N.Y. 1502 Weston, Robert H, Kan City, Mo. ... 1420 Ohio 187 White, Paul L, Garden City ... Fire Sta. No. 2 Whitlow, Wayne Berington, Topeka ... 565 Whitlow, Doyle Collins, Salina ... 1200 La. Whitman, Philip Henry, Topeka ... Commutes Whitney, Galley Arthur, Manhattan 1018 Whitson, Claude S, Wichita ... 1137 Ind. 1179 Wiens, Rudolf Peter, Lehigh ... 505 Ohio 2731J Wiles, Harry Gordon, Macksville ... 1447 Vt. Wilkinson, Alva E, Cherryvale ... 1803 Mass. 2173M Williams, Joe Mendle, Lawrence ... 1609 Vt. Williams, Edward, Lawrence ... 1108 N.Y. Williams, Raymond C, Kan City ... 1233 N.J. 2818R Wilmore, Waldo Wayne, Newton ... 1708 Tenn 1379 Wilson, Warren Hutto, Turner ... 1127 Ohio 837 Winslow, Clarence M, Tonganoe wi 1004 W. 4th 2808 Winslow, Robert L, Jr, K.C, Mo. ... 1014 Mo. 995 Wolfson, Charles, Lawrence ... 1435 Ohio Wolgast, Harlie August, Alta Vista ... 355 Wood, Montgomery P, Garnett ... 1541 Tenn. 868 Woodbury, Hilton S, Florence 1245 W. Campus 2297R Woodman, Dale H, Independence ... 1027 Miss. 2671J Woods, Walton Clay, Kan City, Mo. ... 900 Mo. Wray, Harold Matthew, Lawrence ... Route 6 898 Yeoman, Francis G., Chanute ... 1246 Oread 1018 Young, Fred Clarence, Kan City ... 1137 Ind. 2165 Young, Harold C, Osawatomie ... 1325 Tenn. 1053 Young, John Ira, Salina ... 1400 La. 2047W Zimmerman, W. H., Jr, Asherville, N.C. 927 La. 2479 Zimmi, Saul, Lawrence 1001 Miss. At Kansas City Barker, Fred M. Kan, City ...3815 Cambridge Brownell, Thomas S. K.C, Mo...3181 Wabash Clark, Ray A., Kan, City ...4015 Cambridge Davis, Christopher G., Kan, City ...406 State Gilbert, J. Howard, Wichita ...3923 Eaton Hassling, Dean H., Wakefield ...3722 Bell LeVine, Sydney, New Bedford, Mass. 3722 Bell McKibben, Joe Tony, Cherokee ...4441 Highland Robbins, Roy Stone K.C, Mo...3919 Eaton Samuelson, Edward A., Lawrence ...3919 Eaton Shanklin, J. Harold, K. City ..2311½ S.W. Blvd. Siebert, Norman C, Canada ...3559 State Line Statland, Harry K., Mc..427 E. 64th Tern. Va335S Swan, Major M, Thayer ...3821 Bell Va4814 Voorhees, Gordon S, Leavenworth K.U. Hosp. Gr8575 Wade, Fred E. K.C ...1806 Jefferson (Mo.) Lo3859 Walters, Wbyer W., Kan City ..4012 Cambridge We9128 Way, John D, Pittsburg ...1615 West 39th Wilson, Robert B., K.C ...1634 So. Mill