THE SUMMER SESSION KANSAN
Published Tuesday and Friday morn-
mings by students in the Department
of Journalism from the Press of the
Department of Journalism.
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1816, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the Act of March 3, 1879.
Subscription price, fifty cents for the six weeks' session.
Phone:  K. U. 25 and K. U. 159.
Address all communications to the Summer Soonst Kansas, Lawrence,
Kansas.
Ben Hibbs Editor
Chevron Store Business Manager
"It is a man's sincerity and depth of vision this makes him a poet. His poetry is a reflection of his heart of Nature being everywoman music; if you can only reach HI-2-Central Park, it will be worth it."
SPEAK A GOOD WORD
The first session of Summer School closes this week, and you may be leaving the University at this time—perhaps only temporarily, or possibly for all time. But it matters not which; our request is the same. Speak a good word for K. U.
You may be an "old grad" who merely need to assemble a few brief weeks at the University. If that is the case, you know and love K. U., and you have already been doing your part in bringing the right kind of students to the University. You always speak a good word for K. U.
Possibly you are a graduate of some other educational institution, an institution that you revere as your Ala Mater. We could not, or do we wish, to ask you to forsake your own school; we respect your loyalty and devotion to your college or university. But, certainly, as you go out to teach, to sell, or to fill some other niche in the world, you can speak a good word for K. U.
It may be that you are just starting to obtain a college education, and that you have not yet fully decided what institution to attend. Or, finally, it is possible that you never intend to take a university degree, but are here to get a little specialized knowledge in some field. But it is not so much a matter of who you are, whence you came, why you are here, and where you are going; one and all you are now K. U. students, and it will be your pleasure and pride to—
Speak a good word for K. U.
Headline reads: "Grocer and customer robbed." Well, they are at last getting to the bottom of things. Heretofore, the customer had to stand all of it.
WORTH WHILE OPINIONS
When a person forms an opinion the natural thing to do is to voice it; every opinion has an influence, be it great or small.
Obligation may come in the form of advice which is either accepted or rejected. The one offering the advice, however, too often forgets. "It were easier to tell twenty what were good to be done than to be one of the twenty to follow mine own teaching."
Or it may be simply an opinion on some mooted question. When it is uttered, the listener either believes or denies it—all or in part; he does not remain neutral. If deliberately made, opinions are valuable, but very often older people, as well as youths, make the mistake of jumping at conclusions.
Frequently they give only destructive criticism on something they know little about. Big business, men in public office, in fact, any person or thing in a position to arouse envy is harshly and unjustly criticised. If the critic would only realize that he is being judged by every word and act, and that his unwarranted criticism serves only to show his own deficiency, certainly he would proceed more carefully.
The man who offers constructive criticism is worth while; he is the clam serves only to show his own one who is making the world a better place in which to live. He exposes fauxnis not merely for the sake of exposing them, but because he has a remedy to offer. He would not give advice that he would not follow. His opinion is worth while.
Since it has been discovered that only 30 per cent of us are wholly intelligent, no doubt there will be as big a rush on the part of many to get into that class as there has been to claim Mayflower ancestry.
THEY LIKE SCHOOL
The loyal sons and daughters of Kansas like school. Our state has more students in institutions of higher learning in proportion to its population than any other state in the Union. It is true. One out of every ninety-seven persons in Kansas attends some institution of higher learning, according to Dr. George F. Zook of the national bureau of education and chairman of the commission appointed by Governor Allen to make a study and survey of Kansas educational institutions. Last year Kansas had about twelve thousand students in colleges and universities.
But this is only a beginning, for Kansas also stands first in the number of students attending normal school. In this respect, Missouri ranks fourteenth. We are proud and isn't that our right when statistics place us at the top.
In institutions exclusive of normal schools Kansas ranks fourth in the per capita number of students in schools of higher learning.
Then too, the skeptic would ask where Kansas sends her students. Exactly 97.9 percent of Kansas students are in our own institutions.
What is the matter with Kansas?
Nothing.
EVERLASTING
"It perishes not, this tinted clay we
worn."
It only changes into earth and air
If time destroys not stuff It can
control
CONDITION
Who says time shall obliterate the
**CONDITION**
—Edwin Markham
Dr. C. T. Gray, noted educator of the University of Texas, who is teaching here this summer, is using his own text in one of his courses. It is entitled "Deficiencies in Reading Ability." The following appreciation of the book was left on the editor's desk recently.
Owed
OWED
GRAY'S ELECY TO A CLASS OF BONE-HEADS
I had that book for breakfast,
I had that book for dinner,
I had that book for supper,
For I thought *twould make me thin*
or I thought 'twould make me thinner.
There was no chaff about it,
'Twas composed of sound whole
wheat
wheat
The cream of all the writers,
In this book I found complete.
It was *meaty* with good matter,
And I liked the author, but he
Became so psychological,
It almost made me *matty*.
As an analyst I grew so apt,
I felt, a pal of Plato's.
And I measured the perception span
In the eyes of the potatoes.
They made me mind my *peas* and cues
This part I can't deny.
THE SUMMER SESSION KANSAN
The Reading tests I found a sort Of psychologic pie.
Campus Opinion
Be it vitamine or protein
In which this book abounds,
The wretched book, I found had
made
This part I can't deny.
STUDENT GRADES
Editor: S. S. Kansan—
made Me gain just thirteen pounds.
Why is it that K. U. students must wait two months to learn their grades made during the previous semester? should wish to know their grades as right to me that they should be given they not be bothered to give out It is quite natural that students see such a problem. Faculty members request that grades, and the registrar's office will not give out the grades for two months. Can't something be done for us? A Student.
Official Summer Session University Bulletin
Vol. I.
INROLLMENT FOR SECOND TERM;
No. 10.
July 18, 1922
Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office until
19 days ago. Monday, Thursday and Sunday.
Enrollment for the last four weeks session will take place in Room 11 Fraser Hall. Students now in ridence will be charged a late enrollment fee of one dollar after noon Saturday, July 22nd. Enrollment for those in college will be scheduled thru Monday, July 24th. All classes wd meet as scheduled on Monday.
BOARDING PLACES FOR SECOND TERM:
The University greatly regrets that it finds itself unable to maintain the Commons during the four weeks term. Brickens Cafe will also be closed. Several of the regular student boarding classes will remain open during the term, so refreshments may be obtained by calling at Room 119 Fraser Hall, or telephoning K. U. 140.
ADDITIONAL FRENCH COURSE OFFERED SECOND TERM
The department of Romance Languages will offer courses 1, 2, and 4 during the second term. Course 4 is in addition to those already listed in the schedule and those wishing to take it should enroll for class at the same hour as that indicated for course 2.
Kansan Krackles
R. A. KENT, Director.
A TIP TO W. D. A. F.
Rural radio fans would doubtless appreciate it if the Kansas City Star would include in its daily program a professional "Hog Caller" to perform every evening at 6 o'clock.
Title in movie: Sporting Events.
Sub title: Jack Dempscy waters flowers.
This New York whiskey must have a regular kick. It not only caused a man to kiss three 60-year old women, but he then jumped off a pier. It must have merely made him crazy, or he never would have picked on 30-year old women, in a city like New York.
Ireland's freedom now seems to be only in the form of free-for-alls.
The numerous floods and stranded motor tourists make it possible for a new automobile accessory—a collapsible boat.
The Western Kansas preacher, who plans to increase attendance at his church during harvest season by decreeing that overalls and house dresses shall be worn by all his congregation, will probably be disappointed. Deceased husbands and parents of the deceased excuse to get their husbands shaved and dressed up and they probably won't care much whether they go to church or not.
A 2-year-old boy fell twenty-two feet out of an upstairs window at Parsons the other day and was picked up unjured. The only explanation for her report gave of this phenomenon was that the child fell head first.
The new chimney at the power plant will give the freshmen next fall more worries, wondering why the University needs so many silos.
from the market reports corn futures are advancing. Now the bootleggers are wondering how much it will be worth a gallon.
--s giving special attention to Hay Fever. Bring in that old case and let's clean it up.
A report says strike sympathizers took out the United States Deputy marshals and flogged them. They probably wouldn't have punished them thus had they known that part of the war was over, and such treatment just reminds them of the time that they forget their freshman caps.
Even though astronomers could prove that the white spots seen on Mars recently are clouds, the information should not excite us unduly. Haven't we had all the rain we need for a while?
If we have just a few more ten-
rials rains, some of these enterprising
young lawyers should make a fortune
defending the farmers' riparian rights.
Yes we have your favorite perfume. Rankin Drug Store. —Adv.
WANTED—Two ladies and one gentleman of education and refinement to take up educational work biennially and generally. Salary guard salary. Permanent position in factory. B. G. McFall, General Delivery. 6-7-8
BOARD—Breakfast and six o'clock dinner served at 1126 Tenn. Will serve during the four weeks of Summer Session.
TYPIST, experienced in manuscript editing and revision for publisher wants theses and other typing work. Call Park — K. U. 9.
WANT ADS
FOR RENT - Large, cool, airy rooms
and first-class meals at the Logue
for next session. 1241 Tenn. Phone
1799.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DR. J. I. PAYNE (Exodontist). Practices and surgical lesions of the mouth, Gase-Oxygen and Conduction Systems, 305-308 Perkins Building, Phone 988.
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 228. 1027 Mass. Street.
CHIROPRACTORS
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS, WELCH & WELCH, CHIROPRACTORS, graduates of Palmer school. Phone 115. Office over Houk's
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP.
Rubber heels in 10 minutes any time.
1017 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Mass.
BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY. Stationery-printing of all kinds. Bowersock Building.
DR. A. J. VANMINGLE, Your Osteo-
path. 1292 Ohio. Phone 1031.
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (exclusive Optometrists) Eyes examined; glasses made; office, 1025 Mass.
Across Street From Courthouse
STUDENT
HOE
HOP
Shoe Repairs Shoe Finding
R. O. BURGERT, Prop.
1113 Mass. St.
When Down Town Take Your Meals At The
Supreme Cafe
A Nice Cool Place
NEW COLOR
Meal Tickets, $4.40 for $4.00
$2.20 for $2.00
STUDENTS ALWAYS
WELCOME
Crimson and the Blue
The singing of "Crimson and The Blue" at the convolution last Thursday brought out the fact that many of the Summer Session students here do not know the song of K. U. Feeling that no student should leave the University without learning the music and words of "Crimson and The Blue," we are printing the song complete. The song is always followed by the "Rock Chalk" yell. University men remove their hats while the "Crimson and The Blue" is being played or sung.
Lift the cho . -rus ev . er on . ward, Crim . son and the blue.
THE REXALL STORE
B. M.COLLLOCH, *Druggie* Eastman Kodak
L. E. Warner and Conklin Fountain Pens 847 Mass. St.
PROTCH The Tailor
Private Lessons
Your Osteopath Dr. A. J. VANWINKLE
Office, 1329 Ohio St. Phone 1031
Private Lessons in Social Dancing Call 2509 for Appointment.
HOT?
Peerless Garage Phone 100 Opposite Post Office
Call up Williams and he will deliver you a Ford — Drive-it-yourself. Rates reasonable.
"Suiting You"
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
WM. SCHULTZ
917 Mass, St
Thomas Shoe Electric Shop 10174 Mass St
1017 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Mass. St.
A. G. ALRICH
A. G. ALRICH
Printing, Engraving, Binding
Rubber Stamps, Seals, Stencils
Office Supplies
736 Mass, St.
This is the last Kansan but we will still be doing the best cleaning and pressing for years to come.
Phone
75
NEW YORK CLEANERS 836 Mass. St.