THE SUMMER SESSION KANSAN
THE SUMMER SESSION KANSAN
Published Tuesday and Friday mor-
nals by students in the Department
of Journalism from the Press of the
Department of Journalism.
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1916, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kannas, under the Act of March 3, 1873.
Phone: K. U. 25 and K. U. 150.
Address all communications to the Summer Session Kanana, Lawrence Kansas.
Ben Hibbs             Editor
Chester Shore        Business Manager
Subscription price, fifty cents for the six weeks' session.
ANOTHER BIT OF PROGRESS
At last, the most unsightly plot of ground on the University campus is to be made at least more presentable. Ever since the building of the yet uncompleted Administration Building, the plaza and terrace directly in front of the structure have been in a most disreputable appearing condition.
Now comes the announcement from the office of the chancellor that rather extensive landscape work will be done on the campus this summer, and that the ground in front of the Administration Building is to receive attention. Students who have regard for the appearance of their campus are glad that this drab bit of landscape will soon be a thing of the past—glad that the administration is taking an active interest in ridding the campus of "uglies."
It has just been discovered that flappers exist 4,000 years ago. If this criticism keeps up, we will venture to say they will be here 4,000 years hence
A SIXTH SENSE
Do you have a sense of humor?
If you have not, why don't you cultivate one? A sense of humor is a liberal education in itself, while you are struggling for six hours' credit, why don't you struggle a little less and smile a little more?
You have often heard the advice to look for something beautiful each day; take another step and see something amusing each day. You will not have to go far; watch the crowd swarming around the Commons at noon; some one is sure to do something unusual. Your enjoyment of the humor of the situation does not imply that you will laugh at another person's discomfort, for we all remember that the foundation of good manners is kindness.
How many people read the humorous section of a newspaper or magazine as if it were a murder trial? All you have to do is to relax and then enjoy fully the humor of the page.
Ellis Parker Butler says jokes are of two kinds; the joke that is also hotly new and the one we have heard before. Each gives a distinct type of pleasure. The first has the element of surprise added to amusement, while the second has a pleasing sense of familiarity plus real amusement. Only a good joke stands the test of time.
Our sense of humor will help us through many difficult situations; it is often called a "saving sense" of humor. If we are easily amused, we can add our anecdotes, old and new, to help banish the tired expressions from those near us. Thus, our literal education will be complete.
TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL
Luther Burbank, plant wizard, says that no boy or girl should be permitted to see the inside of a school room until he or she is at least ten years old. He declares that the same treatment and care necessary to the highest development of plant life also is essential to the highest development of human life.
At first thought one might think that Mr. Burbank is deviating from his profession in making these statements. Other men who have achieved success along various lines of work, realizing the power of prominence, have taken upon themselves the task of giving advice when, in reality, they
we not capable of doing so. Their advic e to people of their own p rofession is sound but given to the world in general, it is a different matter.
Mr. Burbank's advice appears to be sound for more than one reason. He would have all the boys and girls
raised in the country or in small towns "the nearer to nature the better," he says. He seems to have confidence in the bare foot boy; he says that bare foot boy implies physical stamina. And in addition to this he would have him reared in love. Be honest with the child, is his advice.
This throws some light on the youth. There seems to be too much hurry and not enough worry in the youth of the land who are rushed off to school when they are only five years old, skip a few grades in the grade school, and before they realize the extent and meaning of responsibility, they are pushed out on the world with a college degree under their arm and a bunch of vague ideas under their hats.
Science of the doctors, we foget which, say that the brain registers best on an empty stomach. In looking over the number of flunks last semester we would infer that the students at this University were overeating.
Campus Opinion
AN APPEAL IN VERSE Dear Editor,
I like your school,
I like your Kansas breeze.
I like your busy, hustling folks.
I like your "Rock Chalk, Jay Hawk' vell.
I like your bread and cheese.
But, won't you please, dear Editor,
Just give us some more trees?
Not trees down in the hollow,
Where the bunnies love to dwell.
Put trees up on the Highway
That would help bipeds as well.
Whole blocks of trees, from Fraser Hall.
Extending east and west,
Extending north, extending south
Two columns would be best.
Nice friendly trees, with boughs en twined.
That shake hands overhead, Big trees that grow like Jonah's gourd,
With giant branches spread,
To help the weary pedagogus
On gaining knowledge bent,
Whod rest beneath the spreading
Who'd rest beneath the spreading boughs
Big trees mean big traditions,
As Harvard knows full well
And 'e'n the tail Missouri alms
So give us trees, big bushy trees,
To lock arms with their mates,
And shade the weary, bunk-saved
The Stranger in your Gates.
"Yes," answered Teddy, "too fast. I think water you to me much. Why. I have to take a bath every morning!" -- Merry Moments.
"Why, how fast you are growing!"
remarked, little Teddy's aunt.
Binks: "Say, old man, do you kno of any cure for insomnia?"
Bobbie: "Y-Yes, and th-inn you-
drim-gime a l-iick-l, like you
said: you would i-if you ever h-
inged with me, that k-kind of
l-anguage."—Life
Binks: "Confound it, that's what everybody tells me; but the baby's too young to count." -Tit-Bits.
Father: "I'm ashamed to see you crying because a bee stung you. Act like a man."
Jinks: "Counting one thousand said to be a remedy."
CAUSE FOR CONGREATUATION
“Ahn't仁 one of dose what's always sayin' dut we culled folks neeb gets a fair show,” remarked Shibnone. “Whard' be be today if dar had been any race prejudice when Noah was bookin' passengers 'fo de ark?'—Boston Transcript.
"Yes, ma'mam," replied the polite salesman. "How long do you want them?"
"I want a pair of the best gloves you have," said Mrs. Nurich at the glove counter.
CAUSE FOR CONGRATULATION
"Don't git insultin' young man! want to buy 'em, not hire 'em."-Tit-Bits.
Copy received by Florence E. Bliss, Editor, Chancellor's Office until
12 o'clock noon. Mondays and Thursdays.
June 20,1922
Official Summer Session University Bulletin
Vol. 1.
INCOMPLETE REGISTRATION CARDS:
Some students have not put their local address on their registration card. Any student who knows of such omission, or who has changed his address, should report same at the itegirra's office at once. We have already had difficulty in locating students for telegrams.
R. A. KENT, Director, Summer Session.
STUDENT REGULATIONS FOR THE SUMMER SESSION:
No.3
The rule, which confines parties given by University students or groups of students to Friday and Saturday nights, will be in force during the Summer Session. Permits for these parties may be obtained at the office of the Dean of Women as always, and must be applied for two days before the party is to be held. No University students are permitted to attend unauthorized parties.
Closing hours for University houses are 10:30, except Friday and Saturday nights when the closing hour is 11.
ANNE DUDLEY BLITZ, Dean of Women
OPPORTUNITY TO SECURE TEACHERS FOR NEXT YEAR:
The Appointment Office, Room 121 Fraser Hall, is open from 9 to 12 and 2 to 4 daily and will be confer with any superintendents or principals who may be in need of high school teachers, junior high school teachers, or administrators. There are still a number of excellent candidates for positions for next year.
W. H. JOHNSON, Chairman.
TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY
CONFERENCE ON BELIEVING EDUCATION;
Attend the rest of these important meetings. No registration, no fee. Secure program in Room 119 Fraser Hall.
R. A. KENT, Director.
THURSDAY
RADIATE SEMINAR IN EDUCATION,
 seminar in Education will meet at 3 p'clock Thursday in
1060 LOREN HAIR
F. P. OBRIEN, Professor of Education
PIANO RECITAL OPEN TO PUBLIC:
Professor Iliff Garrison of the School of Fine Arts will give a recital in Fraser Chapel Thursday evening at 8:30. The program will last one hour and is open to the public.
FRIDAY
Professor Dudley Buck's discussion class, which is free to all his students, will meet at 2 o'clock Friday in Central Administration Building.
H. L. BUTLER, Dean
According to Law, the University of Kansas consists of two branches, a male and a female branch. It was intended that the female branch should be taught exclusively by women. This clause was inserted in the bill to appease the conservative element in the legislature. It has been persistently and constantly overridden from the opening of the University in 1866.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DR. J. R. PAYNE (Exodonist). Pract
teeth, and surgical lessons of the
mouth. Gas-Oxygen and Croduction
367-389 Perkins Building
Phone 939.
CHIROPRACTORS
DALE PRINTING COMPANY. First class work. Prices reasonable. Phone 228. 1927 Mass. Street.
DRS. WELCH & WELCH, CHIRO-PRACTORS, graduates of Palmer school. Phone 115. Office over Houk's
THOMAS ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP.
Rubber heels in 19 minutes any time.
1017 $\frac{1}{2}$ Mass.
H. L. BUTLER, Dean
BULLOCK PRINTING COMPANY. Stationery—printing of all kinds. Bowersock Building.
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (2x-
clusive Optometrists). Eyes exam-
ined; glasses made. Office, 1025 Mass.
DR. A, J. VANWINKLE, Your Osteopath. 1239 Ohio, Phone 1031.
Limsades that satisfy at Rankin Drug Store.—Adv.
DR. FLORENCE BARROWS, Osteo phone. Phone 2337. 991% Mass. St.
Eastman Films for your kodak a he Rankin Drug Store.—Adv.
We have your favorite face powder. Rankin Drug Store.-Adv.
"Suiting You"
"Suiting You'
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
WM. SCHULTZ
917 Mass. St.
PROTCH
The Tailor
Keep your summer
things sweet and clean.
Phone 75
NEW YORK CLEANERS
WE are as deeply interested in the repair of a watch or a piece of
jewelry as we are in its sale.
That's why so many bring their watch and jewelry troubles to us
L. A. Gustafson Repair Dept.
Weds. and Thurs.
Shows 3:00 p.m. 7:30 p.m. 9:00 p.m.
Varsity - - - Bowersock
"TheROSARY"
"The hours I spent with three dear heart
"Are as a string of pearls to me.
“Are as a string of pearls to me.
“I count them over each apart,
“我 Rosary. My Rosary.”
That appeal is mirrored in this drama by Lewis Stone, Jane Novak, Wallace Beery, Robert Gordon, Eugenie Besserer, Dore Davidson, Bert Woodruff, Pomeroy Cannon and Mildred June — A Cast of Famous Folk.
Original Story by Bernard McConville. Directed by Jerome Storm.
A FIRST NATIONAL ATTRACTION
Adults 33cts Children 10cts