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THE SUMMER SESSION KANSAN
Published Tuesday and Friday mornings by students in the Department of Journalism from the press of the Department of Journalism.
Entered na 2a second class mail matter
September 19, 1876, in Kansas City,
Kansas, under the Act
March 3, 1879
Honorary member, fifty cents for
the last week's session.
Phones: K. U. 25 and K. U. 100.
Address all communications to the
Summer Session Kansas, Lawrence,
A. W. Reynolds.
Editor
A. W. Reynolds  Edito
Lloyd Ruppenthal  Business Manage
FRIDAY, JULY 1, 1921
AN OLD FRIEND PASSES
Can it be that Ye Old Cookie Jar is now extinct?
That big brown jar filled with warm spicy cookies which one ate to satisfy his after-school hunger and whose contents never grew stale for want of appreciation. Those rough ill-shaped oatmeal cakes that helped pass a rainy Sunday away while one read a thrilling detective story. Those crisp sugar cookies piled high on a plate, to crunch when seated under a June sky, with an *alm tree* for protection and a frosty glass of lemonade to accompany them, those crusty sugared doughnuts fresh from the hot stove, to enjoy on cold snowy days after a long walk from town, seated on a high stool in the kitchen. But best of all were the little bumpy rocks filled with walnuts at night (any time after twelve) when having returned from a strenuous
having returned from a strenuous dance the cooky jar raider supplied himself generously and wended his necary way upstairs.
SUMMER DREAMS
But cookie jars must have genius behind them, and with Grandmother out rounding up the vote in the city election and with Mother striving to win the prize at the Wednesday bridge club there seems to be little hope of their survival. Anyway, the butler's pantry is entirely too small—B. C.
"Lives there a man with a soul so
did never to himself has said,
'How I wish I could go back to my boy-
hood days and fish and roam the country
as I did when a youth.'"
At the beginning of the warm summer months the old swimming hole and fishing trips of yore are memories that stir the most grim man of business and make him want to go out to his home town and see all the old gang, and learn how they are getting along. To see Smitch, Smith, Brown, Williams, and the rest of them often takes such a strong hold on the man who has been too busy for years to keep track of his old friends that he finally decides to take a little vacation and go home and renew all his old acquaintances.
But what a different story he find when he arrives on the old "two-ten." 'he old gang is scattered to the four corners of the world. Smith is in Alaska running a mine; Smith is in London at the head of an American exporting house; Brown is in the fruit importing business—left a short time ago to take a trip through Europe and the Orient; and Williams is in the hardware business. So our visitor calls on Williams, only to find that he is doing fine but has no time for fishing or swimming.
The business man stays around the home town for a few days but in the end he gives the trip up as a complete failure and goes back home. The vacation has served only to emphasize the fact that the past lives best in memory, and any effort to reconstruct in actuality ends in the realization that it is gone forever.-C. D. S.
SHOPPING
From the standpoint of the newspaper sport page the great American sport may be baseball or golf or what not, but as every woman knows, the greatest of American sports is Shopping. How many men, in the face of a boiling July afternoon, will devote an entire afternoon to the puruance of some hobby? Yet a woman, with no thought of singular courage, her most intent interest being on her powder-puff, will spend hours buying
a spool of thread and matching a sample of silk.
The first qualification for an expert shopper is a pure and unadulterated imagination. What but a fantastic conceit can enable a woman, who knows that her bank book shows a balance of $6.45 to her credit, to wall into a shop and try on fur coats by the dozen, only to come to the realization that it is so hard for her to deceive which she seems to like. O course, she'll be back to look at then farther and to make up her mind That time will probably be the next year when her bank account is it much the same condition,
To see a group of lovely dresses it the window is but a cue for the shopper to go in and look at all of them. Necessarily at times it is a severe temptation to keep from buying one—but the game of shopping says nothing of buying.
Another requisite is patience. I takes so long to stand one's turn to be waited on when there is a crowd. Then after one has finally received some attention it is miserably exasperating to find that there is no cambogue crepe-de-chine in stock; only a deep heavy yellow that would not do at all. Persistence is also required. One ought always to be sure of getting exactly what was wanted. "Accept no substitutes" has become more than a byword.
The only disadvantage of this sport of shopping is that there has not yet been enough agitation among the leaders to warrant the establishment of a
"shoppers' league" wherein a number of competitive games might be scheduled. So far it has been a game played solitaire. It is hoped that under the present administration steps may be taken to organize the game in a proper manner and have it placed in the same exalted position as bestowed upon the regular sports of the sporting pages. —S. J. B.
The downtown picture show receipts have a tendency to vary inversely to the number of quizzes announced for the next day on the Hill.
Some years ago a fire at Columbia University destroyed a lot of valuable manuscripts. Would it not be advisable to have a fireproof vault in each building on the hill, in which to put the ungraded quiz papers.
The plumbers still remain the autocrats of the labor situation. A course in plumbing might fill a long-felt financial need among the teachers attending the summer session.
Whether Dempsey or Carpenter wins in the fight on Saturday, a lot of people are going to say "I told you so."
A pair of sixes won the pot in a crap-game in western Kansas. A couple of bums, each possessing a six gun, held up the game.
"Bums are failing the Kansas harvest," says a headline. Where are the tar-famed K. U. "Bumaders?"
New York and Jersey City hotels are full of prize-fight devotees, and "standing room only" signs are out. There was plenty of room for lovers of fighting in the Argonne about September, 1918.
THE SUMMER SESSION KANSAN
What will the sport writers use to fill their columns after the prize fight is over?
Not a single rally yet, and the University has three baseball teams in the Twilight League!
Mrs. E. L. Buchanan, who was the sole survivor of an Arabian massacre, has shattered another of our pet ideas concerning the "mysterious East." She says that haraens are not places of ease and but of indescribable filth, like our tenement districts.
An entertainment by the dancing classes has been announced for Friday evening. The question is, will it be comedy or tragedy?
Many students are worried over whether they will have a concrete stand to sit in for the Missouri game fall, when they haven't paid their first stadium pledge yet.
"Women will rule the world." Can there be anything more than an anterior motive for the interest that men are now showing in the Dempsey-Carpentier bout?
Times that try men's souls: When you arrive at the box-office of a show with your girl, discover that you have left your bill-book at home, and find that your pocket contains exactly $.00 in small change.
A phenomenal discovery has been made on the Hill. A young man who was not in the service during the war has admitted that he didn't care much about going, and didn't try.
A prominent baseball umpire says that the lot of the umpire is not so hard as pictured. Umph! That mcv we 'e so, but their ivory's mighty solid.
We often wonder how the boys used to make their dates when there were no telephones.
be so, but their ivory's mighty solid.
Concerning the controversy over the eight-hour day, it might be said that eight hours a day is not enough, when working for one self, and too much when working for someone else.
There is plenty of skirt length on the campus but it is not altogether impartially distributed.
The Symposium
Random Paragraphs on Topics of No Great Importance About Mount Oread
SOME POINTER FOR NEW STUDENTS
No, good people, you who are here for the first time, neither Van nor John Shea teach any chasses.
University of Kansas students are not called Jayhawkers, because they eat at the Jayhawk Cafe.-A. E. G.
That board walk in front of the Ad building, is not temporary, it is permanent. Or at least it begins to look that way.
PERHAPS EDISON WAS RIGHT
The fact that Tom Edison believes the average college graduate is unusually ignorant may be the reason why students are returning to summer school.
We must admit, in spite of the pessimists, to the contrary, that education seems to be in full sway.
Yea, verily, Tom may be right. So if you call a familiar number and get chilled by the reply, don't blame anyone but remember that the fall is yet to come and the world is not bad after all—A. F. N.
Brick's, the paradise of the sociable youth, is closed at 7 o'clock. "Cluck" and his band no longer endure the crowds and last, the porches, familiar hang-outs for the lounge lizards, have been deserted by the "sweet young things" and replaced by the stern school-marsh who is searching for the fourth
After a glimpse of the carnival at Woodland Park, those of us who have lived in this vale of tears for twenty-three or more years can look back on the good old times when we were little shavers, and went to the carnival—or "street fair," as it was sometimes called—with thirty-five or forty cents in our pockets and had a g-l-o-r-i-o-u-s time!
THE CARNIVAL
Those 'were the days when Bo-Be, the wild man, Boscop, the snake-eater, Annie Redline, the fat woman, the giant and the dwarf, the educated horse, and last but not least, Fatima, the Oriental, held undisputed sway and gathered in the nickles, dimes and quarters of the gray boys.
In breatheless we awe watched the high-dive make his daring leap; we stood around under the flaring and sputtering gasoline torches and listened to the bally-hoos; we tried our luck at the roulette wheel where the prize was not all of us, and when some time to go home we were happy and tired, and convinced that we had seen some of the wonders of the big world.
The carnival carried an atmosphere of romanticism to us, it was a breath of the outside world—which we knew only in our geographies and storybooks—brought before us. The kids of today seem harder to fool than we were, but, we may be getting old and just imagine it. At any rate, we'll
never forget the days when the "greatest show on earth" came to town, and when our most popular sport—other outdoor or indoor—was to talk about science. So we all went forward to stimulate the actors to stimulate the articles and articles of the剧—C. L. S.,
In my Enjoyment Stables there are several stalls wherein I keep my hobby saddle-horses. Some of them I ride quite frequently and others only occasionally, but all are fairly well-roomed and looked after.
My Pet Hobby Is—
SEVERAL THINGS—WHAT'S
YOURS?
This little animal in the first stall I call "Hyacinthin." I only use him in fine weather of fall and early spring. About October there comes a never-falling trill in puttering around with tin cans, black loam, leaf mold and the dull-looking bulbs. Then comes the spring-water planting, the thick furrowing, and lastly, the flowering—great waxy spikes of creamy white, pink, and purple, filling the furnace-heated air with heavy, sensuous sweetness.
The next stall is "Jazz's," but she got so fractions I couldn't keep her in it, so had to get rid of her. Her place is, "to let."
And now we come to my favorite team of hobbies—I can't decide between them because they work double so well. The first 1 call "Habit" because I had such a hard time breaking him. However, he is now the most docile and useful or all my hobby-steeds. Having once been accused of "being hard to get acquainted with," I determined to overcome such an objection, and to make a hobby of making friends.
"Habit's" team-mate I have named "Scribbling." He is a vicious, jealous, selfish little brute, who requires lots of time and won't be put off for any other. I have even mounted him at midnight and come back exhausted. This particular hobby has a fascination that none of us can resist. Without him I could never have satisfied rhetoric teachers, diaries or this "col'mor," So, I'm tempted to call him "favorite" and say, "What's yours?"—A. L. C.
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