THE STUDENTS JOURNAL.
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@COLLEGE WORLD.
A Query.
"What is college spirit?"— She blushing, drew near,- "I know that students like it. Now is it wine or beer?"
Illinois has followed Missouri's plan and introduced a bill to prohibit the wearing of high hats at the theatre. One of its citizens "regards with disgust the spectacle of their state solons going into frenzied flights of eloquence and prolonged disputatation over a bill regarding the dimensions of 'female headgear.'"
About the college may now be seen many with their eyes earthward as if in deep thought; and from the society halls comes tones of thunder. It is the budding and blossoming of our prize orators.—Knox Student
The average weights of the members of the principal college foot ball teams are as follows: Yale, 172 pounds; Harvard, $ 1 7 3 \frac{1}{2} $ Princeton, 172; Pennsylvania, 179.—Pennsylvanian.
The Engagement.
A maid. a man,
An open fan,
A seat upon the stair:
A stolen kiss,
Six weeks of bliss--
Then twenty years of toil.
—Williams' Wee
The High School Opinion, of Ottawa, Kansas, Vol. I, No. I, has come to our table. It's editors are to be complimented on its very creditable appearance.
When you see Wealth and Cupid Run a bitter race. I bet on Cupid ten to one For second place. -Ex.
There are only eighteen college graduates in the United States Senate.
The students of Oberlin are to have a skating rink. The funds will be furnished by J D. Rockerfeller.
A student at the University of Michigan has gone insane from over-study.—Brown & White. Members of the Law school should take warning.
The first college paper was published at Dartmouth college, and David Webster was its editor.
Football both of halfbacks And fullbacks not few. What, with bruised and mangled forms It hath its draw-backs, too.
-Illini.
The Chicago University received a New Year's gift of $175,000 from J. D. Rockefeller.
There's something about my sweetheart That fills my soul with alarm.
And makes my suit seem hopeless- 'Tis the other fellow's arm. Ex.
Hits from the "It."
Where is my cork-screw?
Where is myork screw. Were you ever a cabbage or a beet? I am the missing link Ask Bradbury about that diamond Did you see Prof.Boyce,the opticia
Let me see, what is Prof. Franklin's speciality?
Did you see Prof. Miller's new discovery? Lawsa Marcy! See 'em livin'pitchers! Wind my Waterbury with a little aquatus. Did you see the only living Kuwarmaquatus?
I thought the sandwiches at the fair were thin, but -
Always shoot so as to not injure the animal's hide
Don't forget to examine the new fogaphone.
Get one of Prof. Sayre's indispensible digesting machines.
Did you hear of Prof. Murphy's new department?
Who wore my bloomers last?
How did you say sour kraut was made?
Breaking the pitcher Columbus sighted land and dreamt of home. As seen in living pictures.
Ep. Somersalt carried off the keys to the bake-shop.
Didn't that cod story sound a little fishy? How did you like Prof. Gowell's new theory?
A special number of the Washburn Mid-Continent will be issued again this year, containing the eight orations with pictures and sketches of the orators. All wishing copies of the contest number can obtain them from J.A. Simpson or F.A.Johnson.