THE STUDENTS JOURNAL.
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ON THE SIDE.
Friday evening was a busy time for the University boys who had not yet registered.
When the Kansas City Star has exhausted its file of witicisms (?) concerning the University tribulations of a son of John J. Ingalls, a son of H. B. Kelley, a daughter of Gov. Lewelling, a son of Mrs. Lease and a namesake of Jerry Simpson, the weary, stricken public will sigh a long-drawn sigh of relief.
"The chills,ventured a member of the class,and you could have severed the silence with a stick.
"Wonder" said the professor of philosophy "if there is any way by which we can measure pain or pleasure? If we can offset certain pains by certain pleasures? Now what would compel you to take a spoonful of quinine?"
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"The word bitter," remarked the professor of psychology, seems to have associated with it something objectionable. Now, will some one name something bitter?"
"Beer," suggested a student.
"Yes, beer is bitter. Now how many would care for beer?"
Unanimous vote.
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"To which of the three periods of history do the dark ages belong?" asked the professor of history.
"To the mid-evil period" timidly replied the young man who parts his hair in the middle.
Shaving is an art and hair-cutting a science and the barber who is master of both is deserving of patronage. Believing this you will get your work done at Jess A. Howe's barber shop, 915 Massachusetts street.
LOCALS.
Go to Kansas City and see the Ann Arbor game.
Charles Lease will go to Kansas City tomorrow.
The Ottawa College yell has not much force in it.
Williamson did not go with the foot-ball team yesterday.
One of the Wichita boys is said to have joined the Y. M. C. A.
Go to Schaum & Henshaw for your Books, 917 Massachusetts street.
The astronomy class will view the heavens as as the weather permits.
Al Garrett was in town Saturday and took the county teacher's examination.
FOR SALE. Two mandolins.
C. T. SOUTHWICK, 1407 Kentucky St.
Clyde Miller's father and uncle visited him Saturday and saw the foot-ball game.
Wednesday's issue of the Topeka Capital contains a good cut of the Spooner Library.
The last of our soldier-boys got in town Saturday in time to see the foot-ball game.
A heater has been placed in North College to warm the water used for the shower baths.
Prof. Templin has been trying some interesting experiments in his psychology class this week.
Prof. Dyche's lecture for the benefit of the High School Athletic Association, was well attended.
The Lawrence High School foot-ball team will play the Kansas City foot-ball team on the McCook field Saturday. The game will undoubtly be a good one, as neither team have yet been defeated.