Tourism BUSINES DIRECTORY. DENTISTS. C. E. ESTERLY, DENTIST. Over Woodward's Drug Store A. L. ASHBY. DENTIST. Over Dalley's China Store J. W. O'BRYON, D. H. HORNOR. DENTIST. 845 Mass. Street, Lawrence, Kas DENTIST. Nitrous Oxide Gas given for the painless extraction of teeth. Office 743 Mass, St., over the Fair. A. A. RUSS, DENTIST. Nitrous Oxide Gas given for the painless extraction of teeth. 803 Mass. Nt. E. BUMGARDNER, M. D., D. D. S. DENTIST. Late Demonstrator in Dental Department 1900 Mass St., 900 Mass St. over Barber Bro, drug store DR. WHEELER, DENTIST. **825 Mass. St., Open from 7 a, m, to 6 p, m.** Separate from high prices in favor of the masses. Practice limited to fillin and extracuting. If the usual price: Extracting Teeth, each 30c. Physicians and Surgeons. V. W. MAY, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Member Board of Pension Examiners. Tele- phone 023-762-9855, New Hampshire St. Office 723 Massachusetts St. S. B. & A. J. ANDERSON, PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS, Office and residence 717 Vermont Street. Telephone 124. E. D. F. PHILLIPS. Office 733 Mass. St., up stair; residence 45 Elm St. Telephone 82. A. G. ABDELAL, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, 910 Yarmouth Street, Telephone 80 MINNEY AND MAGEE, A. G. ABDELAL, Practices limited to the Eye and Ear. Office hours:- 9 to 12 a. m., 12 to 4 p. m., Sunday 712 Kansas Ave, Rooms 1, 2, 3 and 4. Topeka, Kansas. G. A.WALL, Practice Limited to Diseases of the Eye and Ear. Residence 627 Taylor St. Hours to 10:4 to 12 a. m., 1:30 to 5 p. m. Sunday 10 to 11, 717 Teacha Topeka, Makas KAW VALLEY STEAM DYE WORKS. Ladies' and Gent's Clothing of all ages. Colored. Cleaned. Pressed and Repaired. A. S. BOOTH, Cor, Berlay & Mass, St. JULIUS BAER, OPTICAN. Fees tested free. Glasses guaranteed to suit. 1900 Mild St. Kansas City, KS 64037 1900 Mild St. Kansas City, KS 64037 COLLEGE OF PHYSICIANS and SURGEONS Cor. West Harrison & Honore St., (Opp. Cook County Hospital) Chicago, 11l. The Winter Term begins September, 1894, and ends April. 1895 with optional Spring Term. Total fees, $105 a year, and a Laboratory Deposit, which is returnable. Four Annual Graded Courses, with Advanced Standing for Graduates in Pharmacy and the University Preparatory Course, prior to the study of Medicine. Clinical and Laboratory facilities unsurpassed. For circular of information, apply to W. E. QUINE, M. D., President of the Faculty. THE COLLEGE WORLD. To ye Exchange Editor upon whom ye STUDENT'S JOURNAL calls for the first time: It is our hope to make our College World a department of particular interest to our readers by giving them the benefit of bits of news, wit and verse which appear in other college publications. We wish to let them know through our columns what is taking place at other universities, especially state universities; and we know that this depends very much upon the number of our exchanges. If you receive our sheet this week we hope you will not fail to put us on your exchange list. We will endeavor to do our part toward bettering the lot of the much abused exchange editor. An interesting and amusing side of the Exchange Editor's task is watching the little squibs and verbs go the rounds in the exchange columns. Some of these seem never to stop rotating. One may first appear in one paper; next week perhaps nearly all the papers we get have taken charge of it; then we may not see or hear of it again for weeks or months. But here it comes again; of all things! Of course somebody must develop the philosopher's lines and scribble off the funny rhymes before they start on their trips; but they soon become common property and excuse us from undertaking to discover who those wise and witty ones are and how outragously fooled is the Exchange man, too, sometimes. He gets hold of some breezy bit of nothing, and smiles all over as he thinks how people will laugh when reading it. But hardly will the paper be out, before someone asks where he got that chestnut and tells him that every other exchange editor before him has put it in the same paper. And he thought it was so fresh. What queer histories some of the Ex's could tell if they would. Four students of Iowa University attacked a society rival last week and "did him up completely," by way of forcible advice to stay away from a banquet to which they had not been invited. The new staff of the Yale Courant offers seventy-five dollars in prizes for contributions. The debate between Wisconsin and Minnesota resulted in a victory for Wisconsin. The Freshmen and Juniors challenged the Sophs and Seniors of Baker to take down a pole to be erected by them May 1st; but fearing the results of such a contest, the upper classmen's answer was a burlesque. This week's mail brought us a very attractive souvenir copy of "The Midland," of Midland College, Atchison, the first acknowledgement of the receipt of the STUDENT'S JOURNAL. We hope "The Midland" will conainue to visit us. The STUDENT'S JOURNAL has enlarged. It represents the "burb" element of K. U. The Courier, the "frat" paper, pretty nearly flunked, butstill combines. — College Life. Noah was the first pitcher; he pitched the ark within and without The game was called on account of rain.—Ex. The occasion of a balloon ascension from the college campus at Missouri University last week gave the students a chance to gratify their desire to "get up in the world." "Meet me," she said, "by the orchard wall To-morrow night, as the sun goes down; Baker must be a ghostly place. Some of the girls have seen it again And this is the morrow, and here am I. And there's the wall, and the sun's gone down. YOU ARE INVITED —Harvard Lampoon. YOU ARE INVITED To Inspect the latest styles in STRAW HATS At the MODEL At the MODEL. Remember that you save money by buying of us. Call and be convinced at -THE MODEL- Next Leis' Drug store. I leaned across the orchard gate And held her strutting head A COWARDLY ACT. 745 Mass, St. I can see her even now, Why was I then so cruel, pray, And she so full of dread? She struggled hard, she struggled long; Boston girl's version of "Twinkle Little Star:" And she so full of dread? Scintillate, scintillate globule orifice As I looked into the big brown eyes Of our dear old brindle cow. Seintillate, scintillate globule orifice, Fain would I fathom thy nature speci- fie. Loftily poised in ether capacious. When torrid Phoebus refuses his presence. Strongly resembling a gem carbonaceous. Ex. And ceases to lamp with fierce incandescence. Then you illumine the region supernal. Scintillate, scintillate semper noc turual.—Soubiens. Three times a week with dumb bells big. MY ATHLETIC GIRL. And the tools and knows no ease. And, in some like a rigged gry, She clings to the trapeze. Upon the horizontal bar Upon the horizontal bar Pendulum-like, she swings. Each day she puts the boxing gloves Upon her dainty hands, And, caring not for those she loves, she counters and she lands. And, like some lady circus-star, Sirine wound upon the plaza. Oh, would to heaven she would try A much more peaceful art. And go back to the days gone by, When she took up Delarste. For now I have to use great care And know what I'm about, I kiss her I don't even dare ; The girl might knock me out. —New York Sun. STILL AS OF YORE. In the days of old When knights were bold And barons held their sway, Men got together And swore at the weather, Just as they do to-day. The barbs of Kansas University gave their second annual reception and dance, last week. A banquet was served at the best hotel in the city. This affair has come to be the leading society event of the year at the University. To us, it seems very strange that fraternity guests should be present.—Ariel. —Brunonian. When an editor discovers a miserable error in his paper after the edition is off his only recourse is to shut his eyes and swear.—Ex. Odds and Ends. Referring to the action of the new University of Wales in providing that degrees of music may be conferred on women, one writer says: "Xor need the Welsh, as has been whimsically suggested, have recourse to that awful expression 'Spinster in Musie.' Bachelor is not only a recognized term in University life, but it was formerly applied to an unmarried woman. For example, in Ben Jonson's 'Magnetic Lady' we find that 'He would keep you a bachelor still' * * * without a husband.'" We are relieved to find that the term bachelor is correct, although we never could be persuaded that the word spinster was proper for a co-educational institution. The following appeared in the columns of the Harvard Advocate as an editorial comment on the action of the Faculty in forbidding the use of punch at Commencement celebrations. We suppose, as the west is expected to cultivate the eastern style in everything that we will have to come to this: "It seems necessary to quote * * * * the following pearl from Lord Campbell, Chief Justice of England: 'An occasional booze' (we regret the last word, and suggest that "punch" be read in its stend)—an occasional punch has a favorable tendency to excite the faculties, to warm the affections, to improve the manners and to form the character of youth.' There is much sound philosophy in this, although somewhat hodemonistic." Abe Levy has a fine line of straw hats. Geo. Davies, STUDENT'S TAILOR FAXON. Has received the Kangaroo tured 11 and received the $4 shoes. sas State University, cap- Faxon's offer of shoes for mice is hereby withdrawn. INSTRUCTIONS: BANK OF THE UNITED STATES FAXON. The Shoe Man. 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