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The debate between Michigan University and Northwestern University, the results of which some one has several times been so previous as to report before the representatives had actually met, took place last Friday at Ann Arbor. The question under discussion was, "The Annexation of Hawaii" and N. W. U. won. Mr. Herb Hadley was a contestant on the winning side. Yale has a Hawaiian club numbering about a dozen members most of them residents of Honolulu.—Ex. — Ex HIAWATHA UP TO DATE. The University of Minnesota sports a quartet which calls itself the Ski-U-Mah. They say that sometimes they are quite musical. There is nothing in a name. Shady Stringer is a business manager of the University Chronicle. The new board of editors of the "College Rambler" announces its good intentions by starting out No. 1, Vol. 17 in brand new attire. We think the Rambler can be judged by its clothing, which is very neat. Have You Seen THE REGENT? An Illinois man named Storms has named his three sons Hale Storms, Rayne Storms and Snow Storms—Ex. That is about equal to the story of the governor of one of the southern states whose name is Hogg. He named his two daughters Ima Hogg and Ura Hogg. Two new exchanges are The Denison Collegian and The Wittenberg Wasp. The night has a thousand eyes. And the day but one, Yet the light of the bright world dog. When love is done. The Wellesley girls say. As at vespers they pray: ·Help us good maids to be, Give us patience to wait 'Till some subsequent date. World without men—ah me!' Ex. The mind has a thousand eyes, And the heart but one. What a relief it will be when we shall not have to see two-page articles on Plagiarism in every other exchange. College papers are so fond of turning cranks of worn out machines. With the setting sun. And the heart but one. Yet the light of a whole life dies And so my songs are few And when I try the new. The fellows arm themselves with clubs. I cannot sing the old songs. —Ex THE-MODEL. It's the latest Long-cut Frock Coat of the season. We have it in the finest Clay Worsted, and it is merchant tailor-made. Next Door to Leis' Drug Store, The Law Department of the University of Pennsylvania has enrolled its first woman student. They appropriately call her "sister-in-law" College Rambler. A student of Knox College threatens to get vaccinated against the "matrimonial fever" so pervulent in college communities. Mr. Vanderbilt has invited the Yale Glee and Banjo Clubs to take a trip this summer in his yacht, and give programmes at large cities on the coast. If, upon reading this, any rich benefactor of K. U. should be conscious of an unmistakable zeal not to be outdone by Mr. Vanderbilt, it is our private opinion that our clubs might be persuaded to consider bids. It will be exceedingly strange if her relation to some of them does not change to sister. It has become quite a habit among college papers to write mixed Latin and English verses. We've had every variety of these combinations sprung on us, but these are the worst ones yet. Read them. ...Ain't it awful?'' Boyibus kissibus Sweet girilorum. Girlibus likibus, Wanti sumorum. Wireibus fencibus Barbibus tu Scratchibus legibus, While going through Under the heading, "The Hideous Monster is Gone," the "University Chronicle" announces that the military department is to be abolished from U. of Utah. The literary editors of the S. U. I. Quill are Theresa Peet and Julemia Kostomlatsky. Yes; we should think they would be. Lives of poets all remind us We can shine in magazines. If we use the proper means — Discard metre, rhyme and reason. Ex Geo. Davies, THE STUDENT'S TAILOR. AMUSEMENTS JOLLY STARS. On one night only, Monday April 16th. This is a bright aggregation of dramatic and musical tal, ent headed by the well known actor singer and dancer, Miecom Williams three seasons leading man of the Spoon Comedy company. He is a big favorite here. He is supported by Miss Carrie Lamont, late of the "Barrel of Money" company; Ashley Mitter, two seasons comedian with Hoyt's "Trip to Chinatown" company; Mile Antoniette, the world's greatest serpentine and national dancer, a little mite of seventeen summers enfolded in one hundred yarus of slik, a fairy from fairyland. The other supporting company is exceptionally strong a veritable cyclone of mirth and merriment, two happy hours of fun and laughter, Seats on sale Saturday morning at 10 o'clock. Look out for them. Manager Bowersock has secured the Jolly Stars. On one night only, Monday, April 16. This is the brightest and best aggregation of dramatic and musical talent now appearing before the theatre going people of America, headed by the well known actor, singer and dancer, Malecol Williams, three seasons leading man of the Spooner Comedy Company. He is a big favorite here. HELEN VON DOENHOFF Prima Donna Contralto was for four years connected with the Emma Juch- American Opera Company, and in addition to all of this country with imminence success. Miss Doechoff's voice is a rich, full prima donna contralto of exceptional- even quality throughout a large compass, one of those voices which is become rarer and rarer nowadays and is more varied in variety and flexible — New York Times. Miss Doenhoff will take a leading part in the season of Grand Opera at the Auditorium in Kansas City, April 8 to 21st inclusive. FAXON'S The McGibbon Opera company appear on the above date. The "McGibbon Family" were the most pleasing concertists traveling for ten years. 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