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The first Gloe Club ever organized it Utah University has just begun practice The Senior contest in oratory at Princeton for the Bayard prize was won by Alexander McGaffen, of Ireland. At Ullam University, "trizzen" give the young ladies so much concern that they have started a hair dressing parlor in a convenient room of the building. College Wit—The man who dropped a lighted match into a benzine barrel hasn't benzine since, and the who stepped on a banana peel, hasn't banana where since. Extensive work is being done in fixing up Harvard's athletic field. It will contain over 100 acres, giving ample space for tennis courts, cricket grounds and practice fields. The faculty of Hillside College, Mich., have just decided that no more students shall get married while undergraduates upon pain of expulsion. There results a kick among the students as it had become quite the thing to marry while in college. The faculty of Cornell University has decided upon a series of radical changes. After this term there will be no examinations held at the end of each term. The student's knowledge will be decided by the character of his daily recitations and by short examinations during the term. Among our exchanges, we receive for the first time, the University Review, published at New York City. We are pleased to be among its list of exchanges, which aims to include every college paper of note throughout the United States. Thus it makes a special feature of its "College World." The January number which we received, represents forty-nine universities in this department. The January Comp' D'Eat of Knox College, contains an interesting article in regard to a very valuable gift which it received from Col. Clark E. Carr, an alumnus of Knox. After an interesting address, he presented the library of the college with a facsimile copy of the famous Danish "Flatey Book." It is one of two copies which were received from the Danish government, after an unsuccessful attempt to secure the original for the World's Fair. The one now at Knox was on exhibition at the Fair and is of unusual value as a souvenir. The other is now in possession of Col. Carr. The following is the wording of the preface of the book given to Knox: "The Flatey Book, written between 1380 and 1400, for John Hakouson, was in the seventeenth century in the possession of John Finsson, of Flatey, in Breedafirn, (deeland) from whom, through Bishop Brymiel, it came in 1662 to the Royal Library in Copenhagen, where it has remained ever since. This book is the most perfect of all leecladine manuscripts, in 1905 columns it gives the history of the northern countries until the end of the fourteenth century; but in the present reproduction only those few pages are presented which concern the discovery of America by the Northmen in the first years of the eleventh century." We are pleased to congratulate Knox. Student's Laundry The Freshman Chemistry class is still being taught. CHEMISTRY BUILDING AND SNOW HALL. Dr Williston moved into his new house this week. The Organic Chemistry class is the largest on record. Springe, of Clay Center, has entered the Junior Pharmacy class. Four line antelope were received from the western part of the State this week. Prof. Sayre will give two lectures a week in Physiological Chemistry during this term. Hen Hugo Kohl, of Unisula, Sweden, has begun his week as assistant curator of the museum. Work called for on Monday afternoon and delivered on Friday afternoon. All work guaranteed to be first class BLACKMAN & OLINGER, Agents for Jackson's Laundry. Prof. Carruth repented his lecture on "Kansas Poets" before the Unity Club last Wednesday evening. Nelson Seiler, of '33, talked to the Pharmaceutical Society last Friday. His subject was homeopathy. Robt, J. Curdy, a graduate of K. U. several years ago, is pursuing a course in the St. Louis Medical College. The Fiveshman Chemistry class has been divided into two divisions, one to work in the laboratory on Wednesday the other on Friday afternoon. Miss Wellman is making a series of drawings and paintings of injurious in sects in their various stages for display in the general museum. Mr. Will Snow and assistants are rearranging the butterflies and moths according to the latest fliess, and are also getting out exchange lists for collectors, Mr. Will Snow is compiling for publication a list of the dives and diptera of Colorado as collected by Chancellor Snow on the various Kansas University scientific expeditions of past years. NOTES FROM THE CHANCELLOR'S OFFICE Prot. Bailey has had bromide pictures of the noted chemists made. These will be hung in the chemistry lecture room and a biographical history of one of these will be given by a member of the class each day. OFFICE. A copy of the cassel of '92 "Quivira" will soon be sent to every High school library in the State. The Chancellor gave a reception yesterday evening to the members of the faculty and their wives. The new catalogue will show that there are 328 students in the school of arts 76 in the law school; 101 in engineering 52 in pharmacy; and 128 in the school of music. Chancellor Snow has for several months been delivering lectures in various parts of the State, but last Friday night for the first time for a number of weeks, he had no engagement. Since the report given in these columns several weeks ago, that the names of ninety-four Academies and High schools would appear in the next catalogue as tally or partly preparing for admission to the University, a substantial increase has been made, the number of preparatory schools now recognised being 108. This number, it is thought will not be materially increased before the publication of the catalogue. The report that fifty students have been dismissed from the University on account of failure to pass examinations has been found, in equity, to be untrue. Only fifteen have had to be dismissed, this being the smallest number of dismissals to several years. Of these two are in the football team and three in the Glee Club. But this can in no way indicate the standing or scholarship as a whole of the remaining members of the clubs. The average studying of the members of the Glee Club is 80 per cent, which is in either case a higher average grade of scholarship than can be found in any other organization or class of equal numbers in the University. The Freshman Social [From the Sophomore point of view.] In order to show its hearty approval to the efforts of the "Freshies" to promote the social welfare of their class, the Sophomores use for their encouragement tendered them the presence of a select representation of its best-looking members. The Freshmen, with characteristic in gratitude, refused to allow the well meaning Sophomores to enter the building, although the Sophs, had previously taken the trouble to decorate the hall with the glorious White and Red emblems of the Class of 96, and to add the spice of variety to the occasion, had covered the floor with a variety of spice known as cayenne pepper. The juvenile of the building seemed determined to mar the enjoyment of the Freshmen as much as possible, and he no sooner discovered the carpet upon the floor than he set to work to sweep it all out again! He did this with an idea that the freshness of the company could be better cured with salt than with pepper; but although his motives were good, the effect was disastrous. In sweeping the floor he impregnated the air of the room with hemoprotein to such a degree that the hemometer rose to 247 degrees in the shade; and when the President of the class and his lady arrived upon the scene, their faces bright with expectancy were suddenly corrigated with sneezes. All the early arrivals at the hall were obliged to "take a walk". In less than half an hour, however, the air had resumed its normal temperature, and the President decided that the program, as he had planned it without consulting the Sophomores, might safely be carried out. But the upper class men had consisted with some of the most eminent pharmacists in the school, and it had been decided that the air of the room was not sufficiently pure for constitutions so delicate as those of the Freshmen. The only remedy they had set hand was a can of carbon disulfide, and they accordingly introduced this gas into the room through the windows, at the same time placing a pan of sulphur in the furnace. It cannot be denied that this was a rather heroic remedy, the effect upon the occupants of the room was such that the kind hearted Sophomores feared they had done the poor Freshmen more harm than good, after all. In fact the gas, which as every one knows, is very pungent in odor and not at all pleasant, caused so great a disturbance that the lady who was just about "to favor the audience with a soprano solo" received a severe shock in her nervous system and was unable to take any part in the program. The poor Frisonen did not realize the heathful effect of breathing these gases, and opened the windows to let in some fresh air. This put the Sophomores to the trouble of introducing another can of the carbon disulfide, and when they they had done this the Freshmen imgrieciously left the hall and went home—with the design, of course, of circulating a report that the horrid Sophomores had broken up their ball. But such is ever human gratitude for favors received! The Sophomores have sternly resolved that never again will they attempt to help the Freshmen out of a difficulty. Geo. Davies Students' Tailor. BOOTS AND SHOES Neatly Repaired. elas. Edmondson. 915 MASSACHUSETTS ST. $1.50 per day. Dutton House. M. H. DUTTON, Prop. EASTERN STAR BAKERY, 825 Massachusetts St. H. JAESCHKE. PROPRIETOR. Grocers & Bakers. SUMMERFIELD & JACOBS, Students furnished with Broad and Cakes at wholesale prices. 737 Massachusetts St. ED. H. HARDING. Practical piano tuner, has returned to Lawrence after several years' experience in Kansas City and is ready to answer all calls in first-class style. Headquarters 817 Tenn. St. Coal! The best place in the city to order your COAL is is at Culbertson & Thoburn's. Drop into the basement of the Merchants National Bank and give us an order. Remember the place. Culbertson & Thoburn. Bowersock's Opera House. Week Commencing Feb. 5th. "The Spooners" EDNA MAY and CECIL, The Spooner Comedy Co. Dramas and comedies Opening Night. 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