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S. 9. —The University Herald. Syracuse. The smallest University in the world Of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these, "Ive flunked again." Latest law in physics: The deportment of a student varies directly as the distance from the professor's desk. Ohio strikes the death blow to the football aspirations of that State. It has passed a law to suppress football playing. A Latin play will be produced at Corne noll this year. The participants are to receive a certain number of hours credit in the University. Smith college is about to publish a paper which is to be unique in the college world, from the fact that it will contain no advertisements. The University of Cairo, founded A.D. 973, has the highest attendance of any college in the world, the number of students being 10,000. Since 1881 Yale has won eleven championship games in football, Princeton four and Harvard one. Since 1883 Yale has won 117 games out of a total of 122 played. At the University of Chicago absences are not reported until the end of the year. Anyone having over thirty is required to take an extra study for the next year. A literary Frenchman, after studying English for a few months, wrote to an American friend: "In small time I can learn many English I will come at the American and go on the scaffold to lecture."—Ex. Notro Dame has a college yell which may appear, like the cries of some of the Oxford colleges with saintly names, a little profane to the hyman. It is Razoo, Kazoo! Jimmy blow your bazoo! Wahoo, Raho! Rip, Zip, Bam! Hi-yi, N-o-t-r D-a-m-e.—University Review. She never liked me, and I know it; but she did not seem to know just how to tell me that my presence was disagreeable to her. The other night, however in a dispute, I unconsciously gave her a chance to express herself very forcibly. After we had been arguing for some time, I acquiesced in her view, just for the sake of gallantry, saying, "Well, Nellie, whatever you say goes" Without looking up, she mentioned my name. I went.—Harvard Advocate. The course in the English Literature of the eighteenth century will this year differ from the corresponding course in preceding years, in that the prose and poetry read will be confined to the periods under discussion. As each group of authors is completed in the "History of Eighteenth Century Literature," the writings of those authors will be critically studied. While this arrangement will include fewer acknowledged masterpieces in English poetry, it will make the course more nearly a unit than it has been before. About two thousand five hundred lines of poetry will be read, and a considerable amount of prose. The Course in Eighteenth Century English Literature. ENGINEERING NOTES. The lathe, which the electrical department has been making, will soon be ready to be set up. rotf Blake was not able to meet some of his classes the first of the week to account of sickness. At last the *lonz* expected event has occurred, *Jimmie Kelsey* is back Fred Milder has re-entered the University after being absent during the fall term. The class in surveying will soon begin the oft-repeated task of measuring the height of Mt. Orad. Landis is preparing to illustrate Ewing's theory of hysteresis by experiment before the electrical seminary. The Electrical Seminary did not meet this week, on account of those who were on the program not being prepared. The Freshmen have finished making paper weights and bread knives, and have settled down to work. Coleman and Lolloh have the task of finding how much dirt must be removed in leveling the hill around the library building. Geo. Davies THE Students' Tailor. A. W. CUNNNINGHAM. STUDENTS, He repairs them neater and cheaper than anyone else in the city. Take your SHOES to FRED PULVERMILLER, 107 West St. Willis. South Tenn. St. Photo Artist. STUDENTS CALL AT THE KANSAS BAKERY Fruits and Consectionary It is the best place in the city. GEORGE FLINN, Custom Boot and Shoe Maker West Henry St. LAWRENCE, KAN All work at reasonable prices. Repairing a specialty. Bowersock's Opera House, Week Commencing Feb. 5t "The Spooners" EDNA MAY and CECIL, Suggested By "The Dean" Spooner Concerts In a Box of Comedies and Dramas. Organize The Spooner Comedy Co. Matinee Saturday. On Monday Night, one lady and one gentlemen or two ladies nominated on one site and booked before 7 p.m. On Monday PHICES 10, 20 and 30c. Sale opens Wednesday day morning. Monday Night. Miss Cecil in her original Serpentine OUR SUITS Change of Bill Nightly. OVERCOATS Are equal to Tailor-made in it and makeup, and we are selling them lower than any house in the city. M. J. SKOFSTAD, The American Clothier. Practical piano tuner, has returned to Lawrence after several years' experience in Kansas City and is ready to answer all calls in first-class style. Headquarters 817 Tenn. St. ED. H. HARDING. FRESH BREAD AND CAKE EVERY DAY. 825 Massachusetts St. EASTERN STAR BAKERY. H. JAESCHKE, . PROPRIETOR. CUMMERFIELD & JACOBS, Grocers & Bakers. Students furnished with Wool and Cakes at wholesale prices. 737 Massachusetts St. BOOTS AND SHOES Neatly Repaired. Jas. Edmondson, 915 MASSACHUSETTS ST. STUDENTS. For anything in the line of CIGARS AND TOBACCO. CALL ON HOENE, LAWRENCE. HOENE, 531 Massachusetts St. LAWRENCE, CALL ON A THENS COUNCIL NO.3. Fraternal Aid Association, Has the finest Hall and Dancing Floor in the State. For terms, call on Ed. House, Mgr. Under Selig's. STUDENTS! Go to Chris Epley's Restaurant and Lunch Counter. Oysters served in every style. REYNOLDS BROS. RESTAURANT. Successors to HARRY HUTSON. Board by the day or week at reasonable rates on orders in every style and color. INCLUDES: 7 DAYS AT NETTS FEB. Coal! The best place in the city to order your COAL is . is at Culbertson & Thoburn's. Drop into the basement of the Merchants Nationa Bank and give us an or Remember the place. Culbertson & Thoburn. 1300 MASS. ST. TEL.NO.40. When in Need of GROCERIES STATIONERY, QUIZ BOOKS, ETC. Stop at COR'S WELL Stop at JACOB'S WELL And Load up. A.K.HOGE, J. L. LADD, The Student's Grocer. 1047 Rhode Island Street. Special rates to Students and Boarding Clubs. Call and see me at FOR Students' Headquarers * FRUITS, SODA, ETC. Fresh Gandies. Oysters. Wm. Wiedemann. W. H. BARKER, Tonsorial Artist. Students Trade Solicited -------AND------ Good Work Guaranteed. COAL. THERE IS ONE THING Which a Student should always remember, and that is that A. J. Griffin's is the cheapest, the most reliable and the most convenient place to buy REMEMBER A. J. GRIFFIN. 600 Mass. Street Telephones 80 & 88. Winhrop Street West of Mass. 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