THE COLLEGE WORLD. ANOTHER "WHO IS IT?" ANOTHER "WHO IS IT?" There's a young man in our school And he is very, very cool. To wears all. He wears a flat hat from coat. A stiff collar round his throat. He is quite tall. He is quite tall. He looks so wise. A rich brown is his hair, It is always curled with care. He is very nice. His eyes are large and brown. And when he casts them down, He looks so wise. To know him is to love him, He is perfectly divine; And a niecer youth than be is Twould be a job to find. Now guess him if you know him, O, kind friends one and all. His name it is not Paulus, Nor is it Cain or Saul. Yale's new gymnasium will cost a quarter of a million and will cover half a block. Fifteen colleges are annually represented at the State Oratorical Contest of Iowa, and two more have applied for admission. A college Hospital will soon be built at Cornell. A gift of $3,000 has already been received for it from an unknown benefactor. Whenever the Harvard college paper makes a good poke, the editor is banqueted. The last banquet took place in 1883.—State Journal. The American Bureau of College Publications has been organized in Chicago for the purpose of supplying information to and about the World's Fair. The Bureau will keep a record of the college students, alumni, and professors in Chicago, and will keep on file all the college publications and catalogues. — Cornell Era. The Juniors of Buchtel College, Akron, Ohio, recently gave an "Exhibition," evidently somewhat against their wishes. They appeared upon the stage all dressed in black. When the eighth oration was being delivered the audience were seized with violent coughing. Investigation showed that red pepper was burning on the stairs near the door. After this little episode, all went smoothly until at the end of the last oration, four black robed figures appeared and deposited upon the stage a casket bearing the words "Junior Ex" Into this casket the Juniors deposited their several productions, then marched in a body upon the campus, and burned them with mock ceremonies. Commencement. The program for the coming commencement as now arranged is as follows: June 4th, Sunday. 8 p.m.—Baccalaurate sermon, by Rey. Charles B. Mitchell, of Kansas City, Missouri. June 5th, Monday. 10 a.m.-Commencement exercises, Schools of Pharmacy and Engineering. Monday, $ p. m. — Annual University address by Horace E. Scudder, Cambridge, Massachusetts. June 6, Tuesday, 10 a. m. —Commencement exercises. School of Law. Tuesday, 8 p. m.-Annual Alumni Oration by Mrs. Clara M. Perkins, Lawrence, Kansas. June 7th, Wednesday, 10 a. m.—Commencement exercises, School of Arts, conferring degrees in all schools.' Kirmess. On Friday and Saturday of next week, May 26 and 27, there will be a Grand Kirmess, or Dance of Nations given at the opera house by the members of Miss Georgia Brown's 'dancing classes and others. More than 200 will take part in the dances, and many new and unique features will be introduced. The costumes will be rich and appropriate, the music of the best, and Prof. Blake will assist with some wonderful electric light effects. It is safe to say that no entertainment like it has ever been given in Lawrence, and all may expect a rare treat. Mime, de Stael always carried a bit of stick in her hand and played with it as a aid to conversation. OF KANSAS CITY, MO. Medical : College UNIVERSITY NOS. 911 AND 913 E. TENTH ST. FACULTY. J. M. Allen, A.B., M.D. President, Professor Prainciples and Practices of Medicine, Liberty James P. Jackson, M.D., Eugene R. Lewis, A.M. MD., Professors of the Principles and Practice of Surgery and Clinical Surgery, Journal Building. 1604, Helley, M.D., Professor of Clinical Surgery, 8th and Lydia. Flavir B. Tiffany, M.D., Professor of Diencease and Microbiology at Histology and Microscopy 125 Grand Avenue George W. Davis, M.D. Treasurer and Curator, Professor of Chemistry, Veneral and Medical Journal. James E. Logan, M.D., Professor of Diseases of the Nose, Throat and Neck, Ninth and Wail Femory Lampear, M.D., Ph.D., Professor of Orthopedic Surgery, 1899 E. 8th Street. Lyman A, Berger, A.M. M.D., Secretary, Pro- tagonist of Distinguishes, 12th and Grand Avenue. Robert L. Greene, M.D., Professor of General Descriptive and Surgical Anatomy, 14th and John H. Dumean, A.B., M.D., Professor of Physiology, 11th and Walnut. B. E. Fryer, M.D., Professor of Pathology, 9th and Cherry. W. F. Kutuki, A.M. M.D., Professor of Mattein Rodgers and The College of Medicine, 1 E. 14h. RH. SUBROSA Grantal R. Hewitt, M.D., Ph.D., Professor of Obstetrics, Ilium (Grand Aventa). - Claude G. Hamilton, M.D., Ph.G., Professor of Analytical Chemistry College Building. of Xianyu No. 4, Jacob Jackson, A.M., M.D. Demonstrator of Journal Building. C, F. Wadhight, M.D., Professor of Clinical Medical and Mental Diseases 116 Main St. WHIS C. Cowford, LL.B., Professor of Medical Jurisprudence. John Wilton, M.D., Professor of Hygiene, N.Y. Life Building. Clay S. Morrigan, M.D., Professor of Dissas children, 5314 Forest Avenue. S. Goodwin Gaill, A.M. M.D., Lecturer on Rectal Surgery, 1301 Grand Avenue. John Punton, M.D., Professor of Mental and Nervous Diseases, 11th and Main. Jalitne G. Klapper, M.D., Ph.G., Den. *operator of Microscopy, and Walmt*. A. M. Wilson, A.M. M.D., Adjunct Professor of the Philosophies and Practice of Medicine in New York City. S. C. James, M. D., Assistant Professor of the Theory and Practice of Medicine, Times Build W. C. 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