✩ KODAK SHOTS. In a contest of Scotchmen last Friday night, Robert Burns, strange to say, did not secure the highest honors. The "who is it?" in the Quivira about the man who loves his class even more than his lass was written after viewing a composite photograph of the class of '93 The silence which is maintained by the decorators of the grand stand is perfectly in keeping with the proverbial modesty of the class of 34. The article on "Clubs" in the Quivira says that in them the "policy has always been adhered to of making the training of the head of more importance than the training of the—toes." In the list of clubs immediately following is the Independent Dince Committee. The Committee will sue for damages. A prominent Junior recently sent to Colchester, Roberts & Co., of Tiflin, O.. "Writers of Literary Productions of Every Description," to inquire the price of a fifteen hundred word oration. The reply was that they would write one for $7.50, "and guarantee it satisfactory." They also said, "send us one of your old orations that we may copy your style as nearly as possible, thereby making your production natural." The oration was belated, otherwise there might have been another entry in the Spring Contest. LEGAL BRIEFS. Prof. Brownell gave the Juntors a quiz in Balmells last Tuesday. There were some Senior laws who did not sleep any from Saturday night till Monday morning, when some obliging Juniors put them to sleep. Under the tender tutelage of Jimmy, the janitor, the law campus promises to become a bad of flowers. The Shakeupspace Club is at present without a president. The Junior are undergoing Mechehm on Agency. The law campus was the scene of a lively tussle Monday morning. Upon the breast of every Junior shone the black and gold. And this had much the same effect upon a Senior, as bass a K. M. barrener upon an infuriated boyne, or a student from Baker. The scene was one of indescribable confusion. The line of battle surged back and forth. Every once in a while some agile Junior would break from the ranks and be pursued by some plethoric, flesh-buried Senior. While fleeing in another direction some slim, cadauerous, attenuated specimen of the class of '03 might be seen striving to elude the grasp of the sturdy ninety-fours. But alas for the Juniors, Humphrey and Or were captured and placed in durance vile, while around the slender wrist of Pliny Theophilus Harmon was placed a pair of handcuffs which some wily Senior had brought for the occasion. But, all in all, the Juniors were mostly successful and when at eye the sun was setting in a flood of gold behind a black horizon. every loyal Junior's breast threw back the colors of departing day. Lewis Morrison. The winter season of '92-93 will close next Wednesday, May 10th, with Lewis Morrison in "Faust." Mr. Morrison is an eminent actor, and his interpretation of the greatest of dramas, Goethe's "Faust," and especially his own "Mephisto," while novel, is an ideal one. Every German student in Lawrence and the neighborhood should see his rendition of the play, and few lovers of amusement will miss it. B. J. Casmire a student of the University about twelve years ago has control of a patent ice cream machine, which makes ice cream instantaneously. The principle of the machine consists in spreading the cream over as large a cold surface as possible. You can put in the cream at one end and turn it out ice cream at the other. He expects to have 500 of these machines in use at the World's Fair He will return to Lawrence in the near future to educate his children. THE PROGRAM Of the State Sunday School Convention to be Held Here Next Week. Delegates will begin arriving for the State Sunday School convention on Monday of next week. The first sessions are held Tuesday, and then there will probably be a large number on hand. It is expected that altogether there will be 500 or 600 delegates in attendance. All sessions will be held at the first Methodist church. The present officers of the association are Rev. James A. Lawrence, of Wichita, president; Miss Jessie F. Shaft, Clements, recording secretary; J. F. Drake, Topeka, corresponding secretary; Rev. A. P. George, Garden City, secretary; A. C. Merritt, Wamego, treasurer. Following is the program for the whole session: TUESDAY AFTERNOON TOURISM ACKNOWLEDGMENT Meeting of the Board of Trustees of the 教堂, enrollment and assignment of delegates Service of stg. Prof. B. O. Excell; address of welcome, Rev. K. Cordine, D. D; response, Rev. James L. Lawrence, Rev. A. G. George and others; Notes from the Field, Wm. Reynolds. WEDNESDAY MORNING. Prayer meeting, subject, "This Convention," led by M.E. H. Parker; theme, "Our Right to Liberty in the American Secretary, report of treasurer, report of district presidents, report of corresponding secretary, report of one at a time, and over five minutes each"; How far Should "secular Method of Teaching be Ap Ed to School school Work?" led by M.E. H. Parker; theme, "The Imagination, Pr. W. H.Wyman, D. D.; normal drill, Prof. B. M. Hamill; appointment of committees on general business, nominations. WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON. So view of praises, led by Vinton Phoenix; How can We make the quarterly Temperature Lesson More Efficient? A conference of the Sunday School, H. C. Webb; A Conference on Methodics in school school work, conducted by Wm. Reynolds: Sunday School techniques and methods, D. G., D.E.; T. Hallman's manual ddll. WEDNESDAY EVENING. Song service, Prof. E. O. Exosil; "I'm on the boat," Prof. E. O. Exosil; "Jpo irritations, Wo I will avoid" n. THURSDAY M. MORNING. Devotional, led by Prof. J H. Engle, conference of counts and township officers, a county volunteer node, report of the county executive committee on delegates to international warfare convention, oninations, on nominations or offices to committees, to make the offs and committees required in a well managed Sunday School, and deines the duties of each. Presentations of deines, and third n mural drill, Poor, Hamilton. THURSD..Y AFTERNOON. Song service, Prof E. O. Excel 'The Teacher's' Propaganda Work' in the class 'Ch. A. Basshamismum; Primary N.Y.', Rapp; How to Stop a Leak, Wm. Reynolds, A. Hachusman; A Normal Lesson, Prof. Hamil, THUR$DAY EVENING. Service of praise, Prof. Exehl. Better Christmas formal meet with introduction of new ordees. Evening sessions begin at 7:30, morning sessions at 8, and afternoon sessions at 2 o'clock. The chairmen of the local committees are W. E. Hazen, general arrangements; Rev. H. L. Yarger, reception; C. L. Edwards, entertainment and A. E. Saxey, music. At a meeting of the Faculty last Tuesday evening, the hour for chapel was changed back to 8:40 a. m. Mrs. Dr. Cordley went to Great Bend, Ks., last evening. DATENTS. Higdon & Higdon, solicitors of patents, connectors in patent cases, 314 and 315 Hall building, Northwest corner of 6th and 7th floors, Kansas City, Mo. phone (817) 259-5000. Also Washington, O.C. We k-e-p first class draftmen in office; all work approved by inventors becomes its leaves for the patent or money refunded to the inventor or for instructions free of charge; mention this paper. TWENTY-SEVENTH YEAR cast Wing N. Y. Life Blvd. No. 511, Ss. No. 203486, Book-Keeping, Shorten Course for Writing, Eating, Meeting at lowest rates. Vacations, Visit College or send for Free Catalogue, F. I. SPALDING, A.M., President. KANSAS CITY, MO. NICK KUHN, THE WELL KNOWN PRACTICAL TAILOR, Has opened at Glathart's Block, 730 Mass. Street, Up-Stairs, A TAILOR SHOP, DAVIES. Where he is prepared to do all kinds of tailoring by first-class work, carrying a line of samples of the best. English, German and American goods. A call will reply you. The Students' Tailor Call and examine my goods before placing your order. At the Very Lowest Prices. WILLIS PHOTOGRAPHER South Tennessee Street. Be sure to call and inspect my work before living, our photo take. THE DICTIONARY HOLDER THE DICTION Did you know which famous results grew out of the dictionary? Mr. Moore's is an oral command to hold the dictionary! The story reads like a fail, but to tell it one must read the dictionary. If the author wants the dictionary of the Averroes Company, which starts out as follows: Buildup more corrugolo. DIAMONDS! JEWELRY. ART STATIONERY. One Hundred Engraved Visiting Cards and Copper Plate, only $1.50. 841 Mare, Street W. H. H. WHITNEY & SON, PROPRIETORS : Mettner, Send for Catalogue, 130 W 9th Street, Kansas City, Mo. Elizabeth of arundale : Diviner Telephone No.50. Finest Turnouts in the city. Boating Horses a Specialty. Only the Best Photos. -A FINE LINE OF- Mandolins, Banjoe and Cases Kansas City Piano Company, At special low prices until June 30, 98. Address Robt. L. Fluke. 1106 Main Street. OUR NEW Kansas City, Missouri NECKWEAR IS NOW ON DISPLAY. New Shapes! New Designs! W. BROMELSICK. Cady & Olmstead, JEWELERS. 1024 and 1026 Walnut Street. 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