4. KODAK SHOTS. A SOUVENIR. Tripping lightly down the street Traverse the malloy, dainty, sweet Copy now her way she picks; Visions of ankles, fairy foot, On the fresh meadow she infiltrs She points, and frowns; what can i do? Alas! the mud adhesive sticks. A skip, a jump, and shels through, But leaves a pretty overhoo. Ah, you say, a number two? No₂ 'twain number six!' The silver statue of Ada Rehan at the World's Fair is worth $90,000. Some of the University boys have been speculating on the value of various portions of her anatomy. The man who had to be out of town, and so presented his cupon for the Lotus Glee Club and drew twenty five cents, felt rather blue when told that cupons had sold for seventy-five cents apiece, and parquet seats as high as two dollars a pair. It is not with the kindest feelings that the students have looked upon the movement to dam the Kawat Topeka. The exclusive monopoly of boat riding with which we have maintained our social supremacy over all other colleges in the State, is seriously threatened. A feud is imminent between Washburn and K. U. The University extension movement is proving especially profile in reading matter for the daily papers in Kansas and Missouri. Many columns of reports are published each week. Sunday morning the Topeka Capital had a four column report of Prof. Williston's lecture before the Topeka society. The highest compliment yet paid to Prof. Dunlap's influence upon his classes comes from the Nineteenth Century literature class. A certain member remarked with great enthusiasm lately that he would rather flunk under Prof. Dunlap than get a "one" in other studies, so long as he could get to hear the lectures. There is very little architectural beauty exhibited in the plans for the proposed electrical engineering building which were laid before the committee on appropriations. The artistic element should not be eliminated. A square front, with the appearance of a tenement block, can have no cultivating effect upon the student who is associated with it for four years. The goodness and wisdom of Professor Templin are well exemplified by the care which he has taken to preserve the moral sensibilities of his students. At the top of the black board in his room he has inscribed, in large red letters, the words, bring good. However deep in the mire of sophism they may be plunged in the course of their philosophical studies, his students, with this motto ever before them, can neyer wander far from the straight and narrow path. The young man who said the matrimonial agency was started down town for the express benefit of the college widow, has been ostracised from University society. The gentleman who declared that it did not pertain to University girls in the least, thereby leaving but one conclusion, is now being cut cold by the town girls. On such a delicate question we must fearlessly and fairly say, it is known on the inside that the agency is patronized almost exclusively by University boys and Emporia Normal School girls. There once was a sophomore poet Who did very well as to meter. But all he could say was, "you know it! You don't know, do you?" "What is it to you?" And phrases not very much neater. His poem had nothing but rythm, So at last he couldn't complete her. Forteose slang phrases few Was all that he knew And be could't find words to go with 'e' n Students ! ! Will you let the chance of your life go by? Greatest bargains in books and supplies ever offered in this city. We would be pleased to show you what we have, C. H. Tucker, Rec'.r. Crew Book Store. EXCHANGES. Wabash College has received a bequeat of $60,000, provided the college will admit women. Wabash is the only college in Indiana which does not already admit women. Prof. Edward B. Condon, of Dartmouth College, annually gives a prize of $80 to "that student, who, being a member of one of the athletic teams, shall maintain the highest class standing." It is intended to stimulate the athlete's desire to study. In nearly two hundred years, Yale has had but twelve presidents. The grounds of Stanford University comprise seventy acres. Mrs. Lucilla Cool, of San Francisco, has been given charge of dentistry at Leland Stanford, Jr., University.—Exchange. The Yale eleven will receive as trophies a small gold foot ball and a souvenir picture of each member of the team. —Ariel The foot bill half. back pays his. bills And laughs with infinite glee. or he sees how much easier than before It is to break a V.—Ex. The students of Ann Arbor have been denied the right to vote. They elected their own men to run the town, consequently the state legislature sat on them. -Buchatelite. Columbia College won the inter-collegiate chess tournament recently held by Columbia, Harvard, Yale and Princeton. The little K. S. U. boys who went to Topeka during the late unpleasantness are feeling sore; their Alma Ma went after them with a slipper, and they went home bleeding in heart and blistered in body.—College Life. This may all be true, but when pay day arrived, the K. U. Boys were again on hand. Baker will soon take up the old story of how she slapped K. U. off the face of the earth last fall—College Life. Yes, and K. U. will tell how only one man of the Invincibles played in his accustomed place. An English army officer in Ceylon has sent to Professor Williston asking him to name and classify the Diptera in Ceylon. The Professor was obliged to refuse, as he is now busy naming and describing the Diptera of the West Indies for the University of Oxford, England. Of these there are over 500 species, and 200 of them are new ones. Types of most of them will be placed in the University Museums. Ten yard dash: Kelsey, Sherman, Dumm, Gear, Bedell, Buchan, Gillispe, Chamberlain,Douglas, Stevenson, Askow, Thomas, Matteson, Lutz and Alden. Athletic Contest Twenty yard dash, same as above with the exception of Gear and the addition of A. J. Foster. Half mile walk: Keisey, Harvey, Bowersock, Evans, J. Rush, Riggs, Daniels and Mustard. The following is a complete list of the entries for the indoor athletic contest. Fifteen yard dash, same as above. Hitch and kick: Sherman, Dumm, Armor, Gear, Matteson, Bowersock, Stan- ley, and Fred Champlin. Putting the shot: Armor, Hamill, Matteson, A. R. Champlin, Faulkner, Askew, Sherman, Dumm and Lutz. Standing jamp; Sherman. Dumm, Stanley, Douglas, Stevenson, Faulkner, Hammond and Lutz. Standing high jump; Dumm, Sherman and Faulkner. NEW HATS. Hurdle race: Sherman, Dumm, A. J. Foster and Alden. Wrestling (two weights): Armor, Gillespie, A. R. Champin, Harvey, Evans, A. 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