PRESS CLUB CONSTITUTION. The University of Kansas Press Club has made permanent organization. The following constitution was adopted: ARTICLE I. NAME. Sec. 1-This organization shall be known as the University of Kansas Press Club. ARTICLE II. ORGANIZATION. Sec. 1—The officers of this organization shall be president, secretary and treasurer. Sec. 2- The duties of the officers shall be: The president shall discharge the usual duties of a presiding officer. The secretary shall keep all records of the club and attend to its correspondence. The treasurer shall collect all fees and assessments and disburse all funds of the club on order signed by president and counter-signed by secretary. Sec. 3-The chair shall appoint such committees as the needs of the club require. Sec. 5-The club shall meet in regular session bi-weekly at such time and place as shall be designated by the club. Sec. 5-Special meetings shall be held on occasion at call of the president. ARTICLE III. Sec. 1—To fi c i t a t e the gather ing of news concerning university affairs. See. 2-To protect and promote the interests of the university as they are affected by press reports. Sec. 4—To promote good fellowship among the members of the club. Sec. 3-To promote community of interest among students engaged in journalistic work. MEMBERSHIP. ARTICLE IV. MEMBERSHIP. Sec. 1-The charter members of the club shall be, Prof. Hopkins, Marvin Creager, Geo. Nutting, Roscoe Chambers, Ralph Ellis and W. A. Keys. Sec. 2-All members of the university who are participants in any form of journalistic work are eligible to membership. Sec. II1—Candidates for membership shall be elected by an unanimous vote of the members present at a regular meeting. Sec. 4 Honorary members shall be elected at the discretion of the club. ARTICLE V. Sec. 2—Such dues and assessments shall be imposed upon the members as the club may determine. See, 1—The initiation fee shall be not less than $1.00 FEES. A paper was read by Miss Borland on "Hawthorne's Use of the Mysterious and Supernatural." The subject was treated thoroughly but lacked summarization. REPORT OF THE QUILL CLUB. Mr. Winton read two original poems, "The Oracle" and "Consolation." The form and style of the first was well suited to the thought, but the sentiment of the second was appreciated more than that of the first. Have you heard the new two step "The Leap Year Girl." It is elatest two step hit. You can hear it at Bell's. Conservatism deliberates at sixty miles an hour and acts at three. ONE THING AND ANOTHER A boarder at the Century Club said she had a member of the faculty for dinner last week. "Do they keep boarders long at your club," asked an inquisitive student of a friend the other day. "No," the friend replied emphatically. "They just keep them thin so that they look long." The fire that destroyed a phono graph establishment the other day was certainly a record breaker. The costt man put a careless arm Around a heartless girl. As over the dustless and mudless roads, in a hoseless cab they whirl Like a headless bullet from a harmless gun, the muscular body adorns Adam. By smokeless powder driven, They fly to taste the speedless joy, Of endless union given. Affords to them the means, of a restaurant must be borrowed out. A tranaselle meal of honey ced, With a "size" of stringless cedns He puffs a tobaccooness cigarette, He laughs a mirtight laugh. When papa tries to cone her back by wireless telegraph. — Progress CLEOPATRA CLEOPATRA Lived in Egypt a charmer of snakes. Who was brought to the king for her fakes. and the groom for the pink But she gave him the wink. Put a neck in his drink. Put a pearl in his drink And he followed the show with the snakes The Princeton professor who says that every married woman should be a wage earner, evidently doesn't expect to teach all his life. If the May Pole fights continue the coeds will have to start a Red Cross Association. Very often it would appear that 'a little nonsense now and then' is not relished by the wisest men. Supt. M. E. Pearson of the Kansas City, Kansas, public schools addressed the Conference in Education Tuesday afternoon. The Snow and X Y Z Literary societies met the debaters at the depot on their return from Nebraska with an enthusiastic reception. Professor Blackmar delivered the commencement address of the Mound City high school Tuesday night. A full line of A fall line of SPRING HAI'S MISS M. E. CAWTHORNE'S 833 Mass. St. Edwin Koch has a good side line to offer boys who will be on the road this summer. It takes practically no time and is a good profit maker. Complete outfit furnished free. Call at 1401 Ky, and talk it over with him. Call and see our Spring hats in new spring styles. Misses Edmondson. 903 Muss, St. Professor Johnson is visiting high schools over the state this week. Misses Laura Davies and Maude Marshall, students at Baker University, visited K. U., friends Monday. Dr. Strong delivered the high school commencement address at Horton Friday night. Miss Charlotta Clark has left for Vermont to visit relatives. Wm. Haldeman of Lehigh visited friends here last week. Call and see what we can do for you on rates. PHOTOGRAPHER Misses Inez and Florence Cross ara visiting friends in Lawrence. Miss Bessie Tabor of Chicago is visiting her cousin, Miss Sadie Cleland, and Miss Helen Alder for a few days. Mrs. Charles Van de Mark is visiting her son at the Sigma Nu house. Go to Smith's News Depot for fine Cigars and Tobacco. Bruce Cater of Marceline, Mo., is visiting his parents here this week. Mrs. Newson has taken one of the classes in differential equations and will continue to teach it the rest of the year. Leap Year Girl two step is the most popular two step in the east Ask to hear it at Bell's. A deluge was caused in the gym Tuesday by the bursting of a water pipe. Harry Allen has quit school and gone to his home in Independence. J. Arthur Harris, 01, now an instructor in botany at Washington University, is visiting his sister and friends. Manley Michaelson has left school to work for the Santa Fe He will be back next fall. Go to Lindseys for fine shoe repairing. Muss, street. Give me a call for YOUR NEW SPRING HAT Everything new at MRS. SHEARER'S Professor Cone was a judge in the Oklahoma-Kansas Normal debate at Emporia Monday night. The Regents of the University have made application to the city council to close Adams street and Oread avenue where they lie within the limits of University property. A K. U. student stepped into the Weekly office and requested that this issue should say that the Lawrence city council had hired the same old men on the police force for next year. I have a chance to turn a business enterprise over to some energetic student that will enable him to earn $30.00 a month. He will have to put in four hours work everyday except Sunday. Cornelius Gant, 845 Miss street. Professor Wilcox lectured at the Kansas City Central high school Tuesday night. C. K. Houdyshell, 03, has completed his teaching work in the Le-coupton high school for this year and is back at K. U doing graduate work. M. W. Blackman, instructor in zoology, has secured a $500 fellowship at Harvard for next year. Professor and Mrs. McClung went to Kansas City last Saturday. Mrs. McClung remained to visit relatives. CALL AND SEE THE Spring Hats MRS, E. E. MENDENHALL'S. S23 MASS. ST Professor Bailey has been doing some statistical work in his general chemistry class and the results are interesting. They show especially a large increase of native born Kansans in the University. Of the total of 150 students, in this class 68.7 per cent were born in this state Indiana, Illinois and Ohio come next in order. See Major, The Barber, at 910 Mass. St. We are not the Best but just as Good as the Best. Give us a call and if you are not satisfied don't pay a cent. All kinds of Barber Supplies for sale—just what the boys all need—made by the Koken Barber Supply Co. of St. Louis Plenty of Baths. Lots of Hot Tow, els after Shaving and a good free rub, neck shaved all for 10c. Your business solicited. C. A. Major. Spring Millinery, Misses Hutt. 837 Massachusetts Street. When you buy a Fountain Per See that it bears the label of WATERMAN'S IDEAL. New stock just arrived. They make a valuable present for all occasions. See them at Wolf's Book Store. Fine Millinery. 814 Mass.St. Lawrence.Ks We carry the largest line of up to date millinery in the city. Special prices to Students. Mrs W.H. ELDER, 921 Mass. 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