min at- ruch e make pictures store. 921 MASS. ST. assage a Iassage home. Bros. Barbers in the letic ENNIS, FIELD BALL IC IM- address. BRO. instruction part phila. inflo. is. Dense highland. GLEE CLUB CONCERT. W. H. Livers went to Kansas City Thursday to complete arrangements for the Glee and Mandolin Clubs' concert which will be given at the Central High School Friday evening, April 22. The two clubs will give a combined concert there on that date. It is probable that a number of K.U. students will accompany the clubs. GERMAN PLAY. Thursday evening, April 21, the annual German play will be presented by students of the German department. The play selected for this year is "Eigensinn" by Benedix. The cast of characters is as follows: Alfred a young married anured, a young married man- Mr. Harry Gowans. Emma, his wife-Miss Louise Bristol. Austarf, Emma's father—Mr. Ben Stelter. Katharina, Emmara's mother—Miss Alas Cambell. Heinrich, a servant-Mr. Joe Kellogg. Lisbeth, a servant—Miss Eva Olin. The scene is laid at the home of Alfred and Emma. Heinrich and Emma quarrel because Emma refuses to say at Heinrich's bidding, "God be praised the table is spread!" Alfred overhears the quarrel and reports it to his wife, suggesting that she would not be so stubborn, but she, too, refuses to say the words and again a quarrel arises, with hard words and tears. Ju't here Ausdarf and Katharina come to visit their daughter and they too become involved in the quarrel. Finally, by means o gifts, the husbands assuage the anger of their wives. Then by chance Katharine gives two the words, "God be praised, the table is spread!" This gives occasion for a hearty laugh, in which all join. Emma and finally Lisbeth, too, yield gradually to the request made by Alfred and Heinrich, and all ends happily. The Mandolin Club met Wednesday night to make final arrangements for their Kansas City trip. They also voted to have a cut made for the Weekly and for the Senior Annual. Watson Sellards, 03, and Philip Jeans, 04, expect to go to Europe next fall for a year's study there. Go to Smith's News Depot for fine Cigars and Tobacco. Dr. Lengi addressed the Y. W. C. A. Wednesday afternoon. The students of music gave a recital at North College Thursday afternoon. There will be a band concert by the Haskell Band next Tuesday night in Fraser hall. The concert will be given to benefit the K. U lecture course. Lee Braerton, 03, principal of Parsons high school, is visiting friends at the University. H. C. Leonard and Cora B. Moore both former university students, will be married at Holton April 20. They will reside on a farm at Perry, Oklahoma. Mr. John MacDonald, editor of the Western School Journal, addressed the Conference in Education Wednesday upon the subject, "Education in Scotland." The juniors held a class meeting Tuesday noon. The purpose of the meeting was to raise sufficient funds to carry on the Junior Prom. A number of K. U. students will attend "Parsifal" in Topeka to night. Tom W. Flory,freshman engineer, has returned to his home at Howard. Frank Carruth came down from Washburn Wednesday to see the base ball game. Mamoru Jio, a Japanese graduate of the K. U. engineering school has been appointed chief electrician of Asaacke, Japan. Asaacke is the second largest city of the Mukado's empire. The K. U. orchestra had a group photo made at the Squires Studio today. W. A. McLain, Superintendent of the St. Louis Provident as-ociation delivered an illustrated lecture in Fraser hall Thursday evening on "The Poor of a Great City." Do it NOW. Have Squires make your photo. The friends of Walter Heineche will be pleased to hear of his recent recovery from serious illness. He will arrive soon to spend a week with friends. Prof. Olin will address the University Y. M. C, A. at the Christian church, Sunday afternoon at 4:30 Chester Cooke is in Leavenworth today. John Sills of Springfield, Mo. is expected in a few days to visit friends. Sigma Alpha Epsilon entertains tonight with a dance at I. O. O. F. hall. Miss Grace King of Holton was on the hill this week. Dr. Richardson of Little Rock, Ark., will spend next week on the hill. If you have not had your cap and gown photos made, go to the Squires Studio. He will be sure to please you. Mr. Simrall of Liberty, Mo., will visit friends over Sunday. Clyde Nichols, '22, was in town over Sunday. W. R. Case of Denver was the guest of the Sigma Chis, Monday and Tuesday. Fred A. Cahill, 95, at present a manufacturer in Chicago, visited friends on the hill Wednesday. Will Mahin has accepted a position with a concert band to play at the St. Louis Fair. Registrar Foster was in Topcka Tuesday reading catalogue proof. Thomas B. Ford of the senior class has accepted a position with the Acme Cement Plaster Co. of St. Louis and expects to leave for Texas the last of this week to enter one of their plants as chemist. Alfred M. Seddon of Kansas City was visiting friends the first of the week. Mrs. Jessie Witter has all the newest and best in fancy needle work. In her new location she is more able to accommodate her customers. Lessons free. 921 Mass, St Roy Winton and Misses Bowersock and Morrison gave a concert at Eudora Tuesday night. The Liquid Air machine was put in operation Friday afternoon for the pleasure of the high school teachers. Squires, the photographer, photographed 128 seniors in the last ten days. W. H. McLain addressed the Conference of Sociology and Economics Thursday afternoon on "The Relief of the Poor in Their Homes." Call and see our Easter hats in new spring styles. Misses Edmondson. 003 Mass. St. Professor Higgins addressed, the Cooley Club Friday afternoon. Professor Hunter is having some new tables with lockers put into his laboratory. See Major, The Barber, at 910 Mass. St. We are not the Best but just as Good as the Best. Give us a call and if you are not satisfied don't pay a cent. All kinds of Barber Supplies for sale—just what the boys all need—made by the Koken Barber Supply Co. of St. Louis Plenty of Baths. Lots of Hot Towels after Shaving and a good free rub, neck shaved all for 10c. Your business solicited. C. A. Major. K ONE THING AND ANOTHER "The ones who think our jokes are poor, Would straightway change their views. Could they compare the jokes we print To those that we know." To those that we refuse."—Ex. MEDITATION Spring time, gentle Anne, has arrived or nearly so. Spring is the time of year when, according to the authorities, the world is young and happy and doesn't give a doggone for anything; when the young blades shoot and the brooklets babble; when the little birds (also the old Plymouth Rock hen) carol forth their lay; when the gentle zephyrs frisk about you and the incense of the flowers is waited to you; in short when all nature is one grand harmony. There are other things that occur in this glorious season. This is the time when that spring suit has to be ordered and the unreasoning tailor convinced that he does not need the money for the rags he made last fall. Then there are such things as athletics and other forms of amusement to be taken care of. Spring is also the time of spring poets, so here goes: The track athlete in scanty clothes will hike around the cinder path; the time has come for Bobo shows to cut a mighty swath. The base ball fiend with iron clad lungs will vocalize of ball and bat; the ice man with his little tongs is king of men for a that. The fat man with a ruddy face will chase the lawn mower thro' the yard; the tennis girl with wondrous grace will swing the racket, oh, so hard. The golfer with a dozen clubs will lam the ball like one possessed, the white a half dozen dubs will try to look impress- etc, etc, etc, ad infinitum. "Hamlet overheard Julius Caesar tell King Lear on the Twelfth Night after the Tempest that Anthony and Cleopatrabad told Carionlaus that Two Gentlemen of Verona were the authors of Shakespeare's plays. + "Lear said: 'You may take it As You Like It, but I don't believe it, for I heard Romeo and Juliet say Love's Labor was Lost when Troilus and Cressida stole the Comedy of Errors and sold it to the Merchant of Venice for a cup of sack and a dish of caraways. Timon of Athens and Cymbaline were parties to the theft, and after drinking Measure for Measure with the Merry Wives of Windsor told King John all about it. Richard III., as competent critic, said Bacon could not write even a Winter's Tale, and Henry VIII. said "That settles it," so why make So Much Ado About Nothing? Othello was busy discussing a point of honor with Henry IV., V., VI., and as Richard II. was about Taming the Shrew, I could get no further evidence as to who wrote Shakespeare, but All's Well That Ends Well."—Ex. * "I want to get copies of your paper for a week back," said the old gentleman. "Don't you think you'd better use a porous plaster?" suggested the new clerk in the publication office.—Ex. Professor Wilcox addressed the Missouri Valley Inter-State Teacher's Association at Kansas City upon "Religious Education in Public Schools." Dr. Naismith has returned from his eastern trip where he visited many of the leading colleges and gained many points regarding athletics. Professor Barber will sail for Europe the ninth of June. He will work in the bacteriological laboratories of the Pasteur Institute at Paris, during the summer. Professor McClung attended the commencement exercises of Kansas City Medical College this week. --offers four-year courses of study leading to the degree of B.S. in Civil, Mechanical, and Electrical Engineering Mining and Metallurgy, Architecture, Landscape Architecture Forestry, Chemistry, Geology, Biology, Anatomy and Hygiene (preparation for medical school), Science for teachers and a course in General Science. Students are admitted to regular standing by examinations and by credits from other Schools or Colleges. In proved Special Students may be admitted without examination. The Catalogue will be sent on application to the Secretary, J. I LOVE, 16 University Hall, Cambridge, Wass. 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The sophomores are expecting the arrival of their class hats daily, Pipes - the finest line in the city Smith's News Depot. Miss Bessie Means, 03, is visiting University friends. Manager Plank and Charles Love lace laid rut a new base ball diamond on McCook Friday morning. -AT- MRS. E. E. MENDENHALL'S. S23 MASS. ST CALL AND SEE THE Easter Hats DR. A. R. KENNEDY, DENTIST, Room 5, Jackson Building. PHOTOGRAPHER Call and see what we can do for you on rates. A full line of EASTER HATS ...at... MISS M. E. CATHORNE'S 833 Mass. St. Boicourt Cycle Co. Does all kinds of repairing. Bicycles for rent by the hour or day. 905 MASS. ST. PHONE PINK 524. F.AEWING. Manufacturer of best ICE CREAM and pure MEXICAN CHILL, hot enough for anyone; also full line of finest Candles, Cigars and Tobaccos. 1027 Mass. St. Phone 525 Green.