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Miss Fones read a charming little story, "Their Disappointment." It was full of happy situations skillfully united into a consistent whole, intensely enjoyable and decidedly original. The charm of naturalness was accompanied throughout by good descriptive touches and the members present were agreed that the story was a very clever one.
Mr. Kayser was not present and his paper "Sancho Piedro," was read by Mr. Winton. There was a sharp contrast between this story and the preceding one both in conception and execution. In view of the fact that Mr. Kayser was not in a position to defend his story, there was very little criticism offered although it was felt he had not entirely represented the real heart of the average Westerner but had, instead, taken the superficial view too frequently presented by sensational novelists
Y.M C A.
Regular election of officers will be held next Thursday evening. A large attendance is desired. Two oelegates to the national Y.M.C.A. convention will be elected at the same time
All members who have not paid their dues should do so before the end of this month. Membership cards will be ready in about a week. Call for them.
Mr. Grovernor will address the Sunday meeting. The men who attend these meetings find them good.
It is not too early to begin to plan to attend the Geneva conference next summer.
SNOW LITERARY SOCIETY
The meeting last Saturday evening was opened with an extempore by Mr. Lapham. He discussed the concert given by the glee club of which he is a member.
Miss Brewster gave as a recitation a selection from Hiawatha. Her interpretation of this strange, musical poem, whispering of woods, and of the solitude and desolation of winter, delighted the audience.
Mr. Earbart gave a satire on the troubles of an Arkansas school teacher.
Parliamentary drill was led oy Mr.Porter. The boys who wore dress suits to the concert barely escaped being expelled. Only a skillful use of parliamentary law saved our boys who wore bouquets at the last meeting.
The debate was on the question, "Resolved, that a Superior Nation is Justified in Enforcing Its Civilization on an Inferior One." Mr. Hartman and Mr. Ramsey were on the affirmative; Mr. Braudy and Mr. Davis, negative. The judges decision was in favor of the negative. The affirmative found difficulty in justifying force.
Chas. Brook, a former K. U. student is now in business at Humboldt, Kansas. He is a partner in the Humboldt Investment company.
E. H. Barkman, '03 visited the Alpha Tau boys last Sunday.
The annual banquet of the X,Y.Z debating club will be held Friday night March 18.
J. P. Raymond of Kansas City will lecture on Japan, before the Pharmacy association, which will be held about March 22.
Geo, O. Foster has been taking the census of students by counties the past week.
Rosemary, March 24th. That's for Remembrance.
Squires, the photographer, is making the best rates to Seniors on pictures.
The chancellor has announced that no more university entertainments will be given down town. Many have objected to holding them in University Hall on account of having to climb the hill, but those held down town do not seem to be any better attended, so in the future they will be given on the hill.
A big line of Base Ball goods are now in at Smith's News Depot The engineering department has received an exhibition of whistles valves, etc. from the Ludkenheimer Co.
C. L. Rigdon has gone to his home in Wyoming on a business trip.
Nelson Ward spent the week at his home in Belleville.
See Major, The Barber, at 910 Mass. St. We are not the Best but just as Good as the Best. Give us a call and if you are not satisfied, don't pay a cent. All kinds of Barber Supplies for sale - just what the boys all need - made by the Koken Barber Supply Co. of St. Louis, Plenty of Baths. Lots of Hot Towels after Shaving and a good free rub, neck shaved all for 10c. Your business solicited.-C. A. Major.
Karl Allen, Milo Jones and Hoyt Cates came in for the Ftheta Na Epsilon party.
Squires, the photographer, is giving a picture to Seniors for the Annual. Studio over Bell,s music store.
Frank Bangs was in Kansas City last Saturday on business.
Chester Cooke and Jay Mack Love are in Kansas City.
Seniors can get the best pictures or the least money at Squires' Studio, over Bell's Music Store.
Messrs. Langsdale and Stewart of Missouri University have been on the hill the past week in the interest of the Kappa Sigma fraternity.
Rosemary, March 24th. That's for Remembrance.
S. R. Nelson, Engene Ware and Hazel Fassler were among the outf-of-town guests for Theta Nu Epsilon's spring party Friday night.
Leland Strode was called to his home at Ft. Scott, the first of the week by the death of a sister.
Miss May Murdock was visited by her sister from Clifton this week.
Go to Lindseys for fine shoe repairing. Mass, street.
The newspaper reporters on the hill under the direction of Prof. Hopkins, have divided the news field into a number of districts and each man will look after one division and return all news to a central dot which will be the registrar's office. Here each man can obtain the news from every department on the hill. This will greatly simplify the work and also make more thorough results possible. This new method will be given two weeks' trial beginning Monday and if the scheme is successful, a permanent Press Club will probably be established.
Rosemary, March 21th. That's for Remembrance.
Joe Dyer and Jesse Heinicke are visiting friends on the hill.
The Phi Delta Phi was very enjoyably entertained by Mrs. Wall at the Chapter House on Wednesday, March 9th. Whist was the game of the evening. Miss Chisholm won the first and Mr. Pees secured the booby prize. About twelve couples were present.
ONE THING AND ANOTHER
"Yes" said the Prof. of Economics, "the time will ultimately arrive when labor and capital, work out with continual warfare, will amicably adjust their differences and i industry will run on as smoothly as a carefully constructed piece of mechanism as placidly as the ticking of yonder clock." Just then the clock struck.
Here is an essay attributed to a public school boy; King Henry VIII was the greatest widower that ever lived. He was born at Anno Domiunio, in the year 1000. His first wife was beheaded and afterwards executed. The second was revoked. She never smiled again, but said the word 'Cahais' would be written on her heart after death: The greatest man in this reign was Lord Sir Garnet Wolsey. He was surnamed, the 'Boy Bachelor,' being born at the age of fifteen unmarried. In this reign the Bible was translated into latin by Titus Clates. It was also in this reign that the Duke of Wellington discovered America, and invented the curfew bell to prevent fires. Henry was succeeded on the throne by his grandmother, the beautiful and accomplished Mary, Queen of Scots, sometimes known as The Lady of the Lake. He died in the last year of his age.
ENGINEERS VS. ARTS.
"I don't see what all you guys are taking the arts course for," said a freshman engineer to an arts student the other day. "I see you're studying Economics, now what good will that ever do you? Why don't you take something practical like civil engineering?"
"Is that a good practical course?" said the arts student. "You bet it is," rejoined the freshmen, "Why when I get out of here I'll be able to lay out a rail road and know what it'll cost to build it too." "Well I suspect that's true," finally remarked the arts student, "and remember, when you get that rail road laid out, you just look around for one of these arts students who put in his time here studying economics and such rot, and he'll probably furnish you with the capital to build your bloomin' road."
"All is lost," said Caesar still dripping from the recent passage of the Rubicon, as he finished reading the "wireless" that had been placed in his hsnds. "He's done me one better." Then the consul related in a broken voice the news that Funston had swum the Bag-Bag.
De Soto was exploring the Mississippi Valley for the precious metals. At Omaha he saw notices of a speech to be given by W. J Bryan, the silver tongued orator of the Niobrara. "Bring me this man," he thundered to a slave. The boy orator appeared with a pleasing smile and his pompadour. "Show me your tongue," hissed the wily Spaniard. William obeyed. "Foiled again" muttered the Castilian through his ground teeth, and stalked off unmindful of the offer of Mr. Bryan to give him the democratic nomination for president if he would remain.
A FEW MATTERS OF HISTORY.
Ralph Love will leave school on account of his father's death. He will take charge of his father's business.
John Smith was thanking Pocahontas for saving him from the wrath of her parent. Tears of gratitude stood in the young Englishman's eyes. She was munching the chocolate with which he had just presented her. Suddenly she frantically raised her hands to her sable tresses. "John, I say, is my feather on straight."
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