THE KANSAS UNIVERSITY WEEKLY Editor-in-Cuief } ROSCOE CHAMBERS Associates } J. B. WILSON } ARTHUR BAYNE Sporting Editor } C. W. LOVELACK Local Editor } RAY BARTON Society Editor } MARY L. JOHNSON Literary Editor } MARY BURWELL Business Manager } M. N. MCNAUGHTON EXECUTE BOARD W. P. Shaw, C. L. Edson, E. B. Black, J. B riemond, Geo. Hanson, P. J. Neff, Roy Winton. H. C. Byrnes, W. L. Kepner. Entered at Lawrence Post Office as second class mail matter. Shares in the WEEKLY $1.00 each, entitling the holder to the paper for two years, may be bad of the Secretary and Treasurer, GEORGE FOSTER or of M. N. MCNAUGHTON, Business Manager. Subscription price 50 cents per annum in advance. Single copy 5 cents. Address all communications to M.N. McNaughton, Bus.,Mgr.,Lawrence, Kan. WITH THIS ISSUE of the WEEKLY, one half of those on the editorial board will wrap the drapery of their couches about them and lie down to pleasant dreams. Although many of the retiring members will not be likely to feel the change—having been dreaming pleasantly all through their administration—there are a few for whom the change will mean a great deal. The work and sacrifices connected with publishing the WEEKLY are not generally understood, and only those who have been associated with the paper can appreciate what a change of administration really means. But the few who have been doing the work and making the sacrifices would do it all over again if necessary, for they take pride in their university and would like to be proud of its publication. We wish the new board a most successful administration, and the present editor for one, offers his hearty co-operation in all matters pertaining to the betterment of the KANSAS UNIVERSITY WEEKLY. We take great pleasure in introducing Ralph Ellis, editor-in-chief; Geo. O. Foster, secretary and treasurer; and the following members of the board: Mabel Barber, Fred A, Gillette, Charles L. Van Fleet, Earl Campbell, Bert Beach, M. N. McNaugaton, J. W. Kayser and O. A. zummerman. Ottawa and Manhattan have refused to recognize Dr. Hetherington, athletic manager and director of Missouri university, as arbitrator of athletic difficulties, giving as one of their reasons that he is too partial to the University of Kansas. The university authorities have always considered Dr. Hetherington as perfectly just in his decisians and in deciding against the University he has always used the very best of judgment. Poor Richard Junior's Philosophy. Every good lie gets bad when told. He who looks before he leaps is often satisfied to stay where he is. We are getting a fine lot of complicated books on the simple life. A man's battle in life depends very largely upon his first engagement. The Plaint of the Infinitive. "To be or not to be, that's the question" Ah, my poor wretched life! To so suffer in strife With this cruel invasion of adverbs; If the other modes fain Should discredit my pain, Let them try to once bear it and see; And when their ribs crack On this merciless rack, They will con then miserate me, I am con fully tent That my life should be spent For what I was in plainly vented; But am op strongly posed To be bull always dosed And so tor adverbially mented! —Soulc The books which help you most are those which make you think the most. The hardest way of learning is by easy reading. —T. Parker. SOME OLD QUOTATIONS. For i i i may keep a council if twain be away - Chaucer. Comparisons are odious.--John Fortescue. Of two evils, the less is always to be chosen. - Thomas A. Kempis. The loss of wealth is loss of dirt. As sages in all times assert; The happy man's without a shirt.—John Heywood. Let the world slide, let the world go; A fig for a care,a fig for a woe! If I can't pay,why I can owe. And death makes equal the highl Look ere you leap.--John Heywood. Wedding is destiny, And hanging likewise--John Heywood. All is well that ends well.— John Heywood. A penny for your thought.— John Heywood. Small pitchers have large cars. -John Reywood. Leap out of the frying pan into the fire. Mad as a March Hare. Set the cart before the horse. The more the merrier. The moon is made of green cheese. I know on which side my bread is buttered. Love me, love my dog. For when I gave you an inch you took an ell.—Heywood 1565 An ill winde that bloweth no man to you. At Christmas play and make good cheer. The (corporations) cannot commit treason,nor be outlawed nor excommunicated, for they have no souls. For Christmas comes but once a year—Thomas Tusser. Six hours in sleep. in law's grave study six. Four spend in prayer, the rest on Nature fix.—Sir Edward Coke, 1634. Because of the fact that many high school and "prep" school men wear athletic emblems on the campus, the Stanford athletic committee has passed a rule that only college men who have won emblems may wear them on the campus. The Stanford men say that their own emblem has become cheapened as a result of so many similar "prep" school emblems being worn and the upper classmen especially are active in taking steps against the practice Four spend in prayer, the rest The chief feature of the Cornell exhibit at the St. Louis Exposition will be a plaster model, eight by six feet, of the campus. This will show the streets, buildings, gorges and waterfalls, all in color. To represent the groves 2,000 miniature trees have been ordered from Germany. The work is under the supervision of Professor H.N. Ogden. INTER-COLLEGIATE NEWS. The new Greek Theatre at the University of Californiana is destined to have a wider field of usefulness than even its original promoters guessed. The sphere which it w hold in the future will be more of an approach to the National theatre than anything else that has ever been broached in America. On the classic stage at Berkeley will be presented from time to time the best dramatic and musical productions the world has to offer and these performances will be presented by means of an endowment towards which the University is already working. Many important changes have been announced for the coming year at the University of Wisconsin. The board of regents in a recent meeting established six additional graduate fellowship of $200 each and approved plans for the new $100,000 chemical laboratory; they also decided to take a prominent part in the semi-centennial jubilee. But probably the most important change, to the undergraduates at least, was the shortening of the college year from June 23 to June 9. Yale society men are protesting that at the annual promss the dances are run off at too great speed. They say that no opportunity is given for a dancer, breathless and perspiring after the dances, to find his next partner, and that only the long-distance runners of the University can stand the pace. Credit is given for attending chapel at the University of Indiana. A course of chapel lectures has been arranged and students receive one half hour's credit per term for regular attendance up on the Tuesday and Thursday lectures. Missouri State University intends to found a chair of Poultry soon. Experiments in spring chicken cultivation last spring were so successful that the step was decided upon. Educational exhibits will be a prominent feature of the St. Louis Exposition, and among them exhibits by universities will occupy a very important place. Because of the great public interest manifested in university affairs by the public generally, a building has been erected solely for educational displays. 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