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The night has a thousand eyes. And the day but one.
Yet the light of the bright world dies With the dying sun.
The mind has a thousand eyes. And the heart but one,
When love is done. —Bourdillon
Yet the light of the whole world dies
REPORT OF THE QUILL CLUB.
Miss Greene read "A Sophomore's Description of a Student's Room" which went into the heart of things in almost too thorough a manner; while the author's interest in many things was shown clearly, there was no college spirit even hinted at and the room seemed to be that of the ideal student. The paper was thoughtful and sincere, the thought being better than the expression, as is likely to be the case when an author discards literary canons and puts so much of his personality into his writing.
Mr Edson read several poems illustrating both rejected and dejected manuscripts. "Guessing Hogs" was the most interesting of the former. Mr. Edson did not succeed, in this poem, in removing the unpleasant sense of incongruity which often lingers in the reader's mind when the sublime and the ridiculous are combined in a short poem, but there were happy descriptive touches throughout. No one could be surprised at hearing that the beautiful "Easter Poem"
had been accepted. It was much the best poem read, was full of warm color and illustrated Mr. Edson's literary ability at its best.
Mr. Keyes read a short paper entitled "Editorials and Editorial Paragraphs". It touched upon the power of the press and gave a review of the comic side of editorials. Citations were skillfully introduced but the original touches were even better than those quoted.
The meeting was adjourned for two weeks.
REPORT OF X. Y. Z. DEBATING CLUB.
On Friday evening, January 15 the X. Y. Z. club room was transferred into a training quarter for embryonic inter-state debates. A program was given consisting of (3) debates on questions that will be used in the Kansas-Missouri, Kansas - Nebraska, and Kansas - Colorada debates. As far as possible, the discussions were participated in by the X. Y. Z. men who are trying for places in the inter-state debates but several other members of the clubs, as well as some members of Snow literary society, took part.
P. C. Cook was in Kansas City this week.
Cigars and Tobacco at Boone's. Boone's Pool Hall-the best in the city,
CIDER.
Leave orders at VIC'S.
Mr. Frank Webb of the "Professor's Love Story" Co., was the guest of friends on the hill Tuesday and Wednesday.
Go to Smith's News Depot for fine Cigars and Tobacco.
SMILE!!
"God Smiled When He Put Humor into the Human Soul and Said—That is Good."
Spend a pleasant half hour at Boone's Pool Hall.
Both and Like This is Good.
Schoolina'am-Johnie, who prompted you? I heard someone whisper that date to you.
Johnnie—Please 'nam' maybe history's repeating itself.—Ex.
Passenger—How often, Conductor, does your trolley car kill a man? Conductor. Only once. Ex.
Fair Visitor—Didums want a pitty dolly, belly his heart?
Boston Baby—Merciful heavens!
Am I to be inflicted with dialect the very first thing?—Ex.
Three French boys were studying a volume of Shakespeare in their own tongue, their task being to render it into English.
They came to Hamlet's soliloquy,
"To be or not to be," and here are
their three renderings:
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"To was or not to am."
"To should or not to will."
A fair coed is said to have de-
clined his thus: "Hic, haek, hoc:
hug-us, hug-us, hug-us; quick,
quick, quick—there that's as far as
I got."—Ex.
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Professor-When one irresistible body meets another irresistible body what will happen?
Coy Coquette—They will visit the nearest parson; I suppose. Ex.
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W. Shaw was in Leavenworth Monday night.
Chocolate Bon Bons in bulk or in boxes at VIC'S.
Dr. Hoxie was in Kansas City on business Monday.
Ray Barton was in Kansas City Monday on business.
The Phi Psis have pledged Frank Mitchell of St. Joseph, Mo.
John Sills of Springfield. Mo. visited friend Saturday.
The Pharmines gave a dance in Pythian hall Monday evening.
Chester Cooke will spend Sunday at the soldier's home at Leavenworth.
A big line of Base Ball goods will be in shortly at Smith's News Depot.
Miss Anna Warfield left for her home in Abilene Wednesday after spending two weeks with the Thetas.
Judge Green gave a lecture before the class of journalism Thursday on the law of libel.
Miss Florence Forrest was called to her home in Thayer Monday by the death of her father.
Invitations came out Tuesday for the Phi Delt Annual which will take place Monday evening, Feb.1.
Dudley Eaton, a former University student, will be here next week with the Alman Barrett Opera Co.
Miss Ada Carter returned from her home in Chanute Tuesday where she spent Sunday with her parents.
Prof. Blake left Thursday evening tor Denver where he will spend some time until his health improves.
Day Pierson is spending the week with University friends. He is thinking of entering school again next term.
Prof. Haworth is in Washington, D.C., looking after some appropriations for the mining department. His classes were conducted this week by Rollin Feitshans.
Doxology of the Chicago University;
"Praise John from whom "oil blessings flow;
Praise also Bill who spends the dough:
Justin Neale came in Thursday from his home at Herrington and will enter school next semester. Mr. Neale was a freshman engineer last year and was forced to leave school in April by injuries received
Praise John, praise Bill, praise all the host;
in the chemical laboratory.
He-You know about the doctors operating on Tom Archer for appendicitis and discovering that the diagnosis was wrong?
see John and Bill, but John the most." —Ex.
He—Well, they sent him home on Valentine's day with a note reading,
"Opened by mistake." — Ex.
She- Oh, yes. Well?
Miss Ann Teek- And what do you think? He hadn't been alone with me five minutes before he offered to kiss me.
Miss Peppery—Yes, that's one thing about Jack Goodart. He's just as tender hearted and charitable he can be—Ex.
Professor (in the last recitation before examinations) - The examinations are now in the hands of the printer. Have you any questions about them?
Voice from the rear—Who's the printer? Ex.
He sent the boy to college.
For money he dri1 not lack
Baidu spent ten thousand dollars.
And got a quarter-back.
Dad spent ten thousand dollars
Go to Boone's Billiard Room.
Nabiscos, Athenas, Ramonias and Festunas at VICS.
Festunas at VICS
Pipes- the finest line in the city Smith's News Depot.
Miss Elizabeth Bates spent several days this week at her home in Topeka.
For genuine amusement- go to Boone's Pool Room.
Theme Paper in Tablets, in Envelopes or in Ream packages at a very low price at Boughton's.
It is tn late tu play foot bowl and tu early tu play base bawl but u can have a good game of bowling bawl anytime now at Tolles'.
Three rooms for rent at 1145 La. street Bath, steam heat and gas; near the University on top of the hill.
We have a few Triangular Scales, Calculating Rules and Drawing Instruments which we are selling at cost. Come and see the bargains you can get. J. S. Boughton, 1025 Mass. St.
Best artificial teeth. Amalgam fillings, 50 cents; gold fillings, half the usual price; painless extracting 25 cents. Office over Ober's. Dr. Wheeler, $21 Mass. St.; hours 8 to 6. Fifteen years at present location.
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Good judgement has been shown in not rushing the dramatization of "Quincy Adams Sawyer" on the stage too quickly. This famous novel so familiarly known from the from the Atlantic to the Pacific and in England, as "the best New England story ever written," was brought out two years ago, and while its immediate success and wide sale all over this country was sufficient to have warranted placing on the stage two seasons ago, the management has wisely waited. In the meantime the book has been selling steadily and has a record now of over 200,000 copies in this country, to say nothing of the large sale in England. The play, with a strong cast, and elaborately produced, will be seen at Bowersock Opera House Jan. 25, 1904. In fact it will be the successful New York production seen at the Academy of Music during its run there.
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