Fred J. Boyles, 639 Mass. St. has received the exclusive agency for the Chicago Typewriter. If interested call and see this machine, it is guaranteed to sell $35 machines and is sold for $38. I also carry a complete line of supplies, ribbons, paper, all in one box, all in one paper, manifold paper. See me for anything in the stationery line. Fred J. Boyles, Printer, Stationer, Publisher of Legal Blanks. 639 Mass. St. Bowersock Opera House. January 18, 1904. The young romantic actor Mr. Maurice Freeman, in W. L. Robert's successful revolutionary play, "At Valley Forge" A notable acting company. A beautiful scenic production. Prices, 25c, 50c, and 75c. Boxes $1,00. Seats now on sale at Woodward & Co's, drug store. January 19. That odd fellow, MR. HARRY BERESFORD, In J. M. Barrie's masterpiece, The Professor's Love Story. Author of The Little Minister, The Admiral Crichton, Quality Street, etc. Under management of Mr. J. J. Coleman. January 20. Characteristic and novel stage settings. Where tears and smiles meet in sweet confusion. Come and bring a bright sunny, June day in the dismal December of your life. Prices, $1.00, 75c, 50c, and 25c. Boxes $1.50. WILLARD SIMMS Entertained by entertainers who entertain. Mollie Moak and Jos, M. Gaites present WILLARD SIMMS And all star company in the new musical review, Pickings from Puck. Lyrics by C. Sinns. Music by T. Northup, Big production. Catchy Music. New Songs. A beauty Chorus. Prices 75c, 50c, 25c. Boxes $1.00. January 25. Big scenic production in play form of the best New England story ever written. "It is as sweetly natural as the breath of the fields."-Philadel Record. Quincy Adams Sawyer. Direct from the academy of music New York and Boston theater, Boston. "One great big laugh from beginning to end, and the sweetest love story ever told." Prices $1.00, 75d, 50c. 25c. Boxes $1.00. Seat sale at Woodward's drug store Saturday, Jan. 23. All real success is in making one's way. Old Maid—Stop that, Johnny. It's not nice to pick your teeth in public. The Boy—Huh! There wuz five or six men in the room when you picked yours. PHARMACY ALUMNI NOTES Miss Jessie Sandersou, '00, visited in Lawrence during the early part of the week. We note that A. Hayes, '01, is holding down a position for A. Rosser, of Topeka. O. S. Dickey has moved from Smith Center to Atchison. C. F, Young,'96,sold his store in Topeka and has bought out a drug firm in Denver, Colo. Our alumni are being reorganized by the local Retail Drug Association. The Douglas County Association haselected H. L. Raymond '86, secretary and H. A. White,' 91, of Eudora, trustee. The Linn County Association elected Dora Fisher, '98, treasurer. Raymond's Cold Tablets Kill a Cold, and not the patient. DEATH OF THE TRACK TEAM. OF THE TRACK TEAM No killed the track team? "I", said the dean. With flunks unforeseen. 'I'killed the team. Who doomed it to die? Instructors said: "We Gave it the 'D.' 'We' doomed it to die. Who'll be the mourner? "I," said the student. "The faculty wouldn't. I'll be the mourner."—Ex. A special price on Theme Paper at BOUIGHTON'S 1025 Mass. St. A. A. Whipple, the track athlete, has reentered school. Chocolate Bone Bons in bulk or in boxes at VIC'S. Chocolate hot with wafers as a stomach warmer and safe stimulant at Raymond's. 5ceup. That Chicago millionaire is still after the ideal servant girl, but of course she left last week. It is not safe to expect that the unexpected will happen. Among members of the Greek church in Macedonia the following recipes are regarded as highly useful: To pacify one's enemies write the psalm "Known in Judea," dissolve it in water and give your enemy to drink thereof and he will be pacified. For a startled and frightened man take three dry chestnuts and sow-thistle and three glasses of old wine, and let him drink thereof early and late; write also "In the beginning was the word," and let him carry it. Love wears the heart on the sleeve, trade in the pocket. NEWS ITEMS. Take in the Baptist Concert next Monday evening. Program begins at 8 sharp. Hats off. Admission 25c. Some new voices to hear. Come out and see the new electric lighting system at the church. The election of the officers and board of the K. U. Weekly will be held January 22. The members of the Glee and Mandolin Clubs have been selected. There are ten members in each club. The two clubs are working together at present and will give a concert the latter part of February. Prof. Hubach has arranged for a trip to Kansas City the first part of March and during the spring vacation the clubs will make a tour over the state. The National Oratorical Association has decided to use as its general subject for the contest this year in St. Louis—"Municipal Affairs." A new course will be offered next term by the department of Public Speaking. The course will be known as course iv and will consist of an oral discussion of municipal government. This will be a joint course given by the departments of Public Speaking and Political Economy. The three sections of our debaters will hold a joint meeting tonight in Fraser Hall under the direction of Professors Burdick, Lawrence and Frazier. Missouri has chosen the affirmative in the proposition that the 15th amendment has not been justified. The prejudices of the south will rest with the Missouri debaters. "Economic and Social Statistics," scheduled in the catalogue as to be given at 2 p. m., has been changed to 11 a. m., due to conflict. CIDER. Leave orders at VIC'S. DEBATE. A second question has been submitted to Nebraska for debate.—Resolved. That the interests of tee United States no longer require an appeal to the Monroe doctrine as a principle of national policy. Nebraska objected to the first question Kansas submitted because it had been debated by one other university sometime in the dim past. Kansas felt quite willing to yield the point and to select a question that would be acceptable to Nebraska. Nebraska has not been heard from yet. The election of the K. U. Association was held last Wednesday and the following officers were elected: Prof. W. C. Abbott, president; Maplesy Michaelson, vice-president; and J. N. Van der Vries, secretary and treasurer. This association is composed of students and members of the faculty and exerts an influence in athletics and various student enterprises. OFFICERS OF K. U. ASSOCIATION. Calculating rules and all Engineers Supplies at reduced rates at BOUIGHTON'S 1025 Mass. St. Nabiacos, Athenas, Ramonias and Festunas at VICS. Alpha Brumage came in last night from his home at Beloit. He has just recovered from a severe attack of typhoid fever. Annual Sale of Ladies' Muslin Underwear Closes Saturday, January 23d. CORSET COVERS, 9c to $2.98. GOWNS, 39c to $3.98. DRAWERS 16c to $2.98. SKIRTS, 49c to $6.25. A. D. WEAVER. BYRON JONES, Tel. 63 MEAT MARKET. 814 Mass. SPECIAL RATES TO CLUBS. IN SOCIETY The Oread club held a most delightful party at Pythian hall. This was another of the most enjoyable series which they have been giving since the beginning of the year, and which have been a source of so much pleasure to the guests. Miss Mary Dudley and Miss Cecil Leland are still the guests of friends at the University. A big line of Base Ball goods will be in shortly at Smith's News Depot. Sigma Chi held its annual spring party in Pythian hall Friday evening. The party was a decided success. The hall was beautifully and uniquely decorated with lace curtains and Southern smilax—the lighting was particularly effective—the refreshments were elaborate and the music fine. Among the out of town guests were Misses Bess Kean, Grace Smith, Helen Swing, Lillian Foster, Miss Mortan and Messrs. Floyd Tilford, W. C. Edwards, Frank Thompson, Mr. Hoffman, M. C. Blanchard and Virgil Dodge. Y.M.C.A. The annual Y.M.C.A. concert will be held on February 5. Some of the best musical talent of Kansas City has been secured and it promises to be the best concert that the Y.M.C.A. has ever given. The admission will be 25 cents. Mr. W. P. Bently, who has been engaged in educational and missionary work for several years in Shanghai, spoke before Mrs. Payne's mission sttdy class on Friday evening. Several men will attend the State convention, which is to be held at Newton, January, 29.31. All who can make arrangements to attend are urged to do so. Go to Smith's News Depot for fine Cigars and Tobacco. PHOTOGRAPHER. Call and see what we can do for you on rates. Great January Sales Now in Progress at Innes.' Opportunities for selecting the most correct styles in Women's Wear. Coats, Suits and Waists at prices that have never been equalled. We wish to assure our patrons that our stocks are best of Corsets, Hosiery, Underwear, Ribbons and Laces. You will do well to take advantage of the opportunity to buy at sale prices Black Taffetta Silk, Black Peau de Soie Silk and Black and Colored Dress Goods. The collection is the largest we have ever shown in Muslin Underwear, Wash Goods, Table Linens, and White Goods. Prices are wonderfully reduced for this January selling. Innes, Bullene & Hackman. ---