pect th Y. 333. RS! AT prepare the im- ter-瑟 as arse is eDUCESSIVE advance begin snear- reply tation, st Bla, Pa making to get of good HER FRIENDSHIP. safe, ular meals pecialty. Stationery When to the sessions of sweet silen thought 1 summon up remembrances of things past. I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought. And with old woes new wait my dear time's waste. Then I can drown an eye unused to flow. For precious friends hid in death's dateless night, And weep afresh love's long uncancelled woe. And moan the expense of many a vanished sight. Then can I grieve at grievances foregone. And heavily from woe to woe tell o'eir The sad account of fore-bemoaned moan, Which I now pay, as if not paid before; But if the while I think on thee, dear friend, All losses are restored, and sorrows end. - Shakespeare. REPORT OF THE QUILL CLUB. Mr. Holliday read a very unique story entitled, "A Conspiracy." The characters in it were consistent throughout, the plot was skillfully handled, the descriptions exceptionally clever and the impossible was made to seem quite possible and natural. Professor Bryant gave a brief and very interesting history of the eddas and read a translation of an Icelandic poem. It is always a pleasure to the members of the club when any member of the English department can be present and take part in the work of the club. The students elected to membership are Misses Coffman, Beckwith, Ardery, Burwell, Jones, Gatlin, Hayward, Leidigh, Olcott, Searles, Sirpless, Duke, Abeland Crawford, Messrs. Hill, Keyser and Kilby. REPORT OF X. Y. Z. DEBATING CLUB, An interesting meeting of the X.Y.Z debating club was held in the club room last Saturday evening. There was a large attendance and the program was unusually good. The meeting was opened by a parliamentary drill, led by Tritt, with Kayser as parliamentary expert and mediator. Finch, a new member, made an extempore address, after which Leinbach spoke on Machine politics. A brief talk was made by Bartlett on The new Faculty Ruling in Regard to Applications for Courses. The debate of the evening was on the question; Resolved, that employers are justified in refusing to recognize labor unions. After an animated discussion of the subject, Livers and Ashbaugh of the negative were given the decision over Kayser and Petit. Leinbach acted as critic for the evening. A meeting of the directors of the club was held last Tuesday evening to talk over the financial affairs of the club. At this meeting the board of directors was formally organized, with Frank Grant as chairman and C.A. Leinbach as clerk. $8.00 Best artificial teeth. Amalgam fillings, 50 cents; gold fillings, half the usual price; painless extracting 25 cents. Office over Ober's. Dr. Wheeler, $21 Mass. St.; hours 8 to 6. Fifteen years at present location. "Baby was taken very bad, mum, while you were out, mum,' said the new servant girl. SMILE!! "God Smiled When He Put Humor into the Human Soul and Said—That is Good." --when she sed "go to her fath or" "Oh, dear!" said the wife. "Is he better now?" "Oh, he's all right now; but he was bad at first. He seemed to come over quite faint, but I found his medicine in the cup board —" "Found his medicine! Why, what have you been giving my child? There's no medicine in the cupboard." "Oh, yes, there is, mum. It's written on it." and to verify her statement she went to the cupboard and produced a bottle labeled "Kid Reviver." Mr. Kip--That's a nice thing you say about my business in your paper this week. Country editor—What? Mr. Kip - Read it! Country editor—"If you want to have a fit, wear Kip's shoes." "You don't have to, mum," replied a voice from the rear. "Providence done it for you long ago." "Do I make myself plain?" asked the angular lecturer on "woman's rights." Miss Helen Havens spent Monday in Kansas City. Fudge supplies at Vic's. The engineers held a short meeting Tuesday noon. Prof, Sayre was in Topeka Wednesday on business. Pipes—the finest line in the city Smith's News Depot. Prof. Griffith was in Kansas City Tuesday on business. A little boy came home after the children had bad their eyes examined, with the following note, duly signed by the principal: The Sigma Chis have pledged Wm. Mahin of Smith Center, Fred Wulfkeuhler is in Leaven worth today. Mary Dudley of Leavenworth returned Thursday. Oysters in every style at Vic Kellar's. "Mr. Jones, Dear Sir: Your son shows decided indications of astigmatism, and his case is one that should be attended to without delay." A big line of Base Ball goods will be in shortly at Smith's News Depot. The father sent the following answer: "Mr. Kusah, Dear Si; Wip it out of him. Yours truly. Hiram Jones." Ex. Sigma Chi held an initiation Wednesday night for Arthur Relihan of Smith Center. Chester Jones of Humboldt is spending several days with his Alpha Tau brothers. Charlie Brooks went to his home in Blue Mound Wednesday to spend several days. Mr. and Mrs. E.G. Frazier went to Kansas City Wednesday to see Viola Allen in "Twelfth Night." This would be a good time to buy a good school suit at a big reduction. Books have a great influence on men especially pocket books. Chancellor Strong attended a meeting of the State Board of Education in Topeka Monday Vic Kellar keeps fresh milk, sugar, chocolate and cocoa for fudge parties. The Chi Omegas issued invitations Monday for their Annual which will occur Friday evening. Jan.22. Freshman--All right I try not get angry but why ought I keep my temper? Why not get rid of it? Senior. Don't get angry and keep your temper. Albert Worley came up from Blue Rapids to attend the Sigma Chi party Friday night and spend several days with friends. W. E. SPALDING. Senior - You forget yourself, freshie. Senior--You'll do. But tell me does this road go to Vick's. Freshman—I beg your pardon sir, hat is something I never do, for I always try to take myself along. Freshman--Don't think it does! I've always seen it here. Miss Maud Bates of Topeka is visiting her sister, Miss Elizabeth Bates Curlis Trussell has been visiting friends on the hill for the past week. The Sophomores at a class meeting Tuesday noon decided to give a dance. The Cowley county club held a meeting Tuesday evening at 1117 Kentucky street. Miss Mary Copley gave a chafing dish party for a few friends Wednesday night. Prof. Newson did not meet his classes the first of the week on account of sickness. Prof. Blake was unable to meet his classes Wednesday and Thursday on account of illness. The Oreads gave their monthly party in Pythian hall Tuesday night. About sixty-five couples were present and a very enjoyable time was spent. Music was furnished by a five piece orchestra. There is a cold wave coming buy yourself an overcoat while you can get one cheap. W. E. SPALDING. The Junior Prom committee met Wednesday afternoon to make preliminary plans for the Prom which will occur the 15th of April. Go to Smith's News Depot for fine Cigars and Tobacco. John F. Heine, who has been confined to his room the last two weeks with sickness, is expected to be on the hill in several days. Iast Malindey to marry me, She told me to go to her father! She knew, that I nu, her fathe was dead. She knew, that I knoo, what a gay life he had led. Malinda finally married the fellow and they bought their dishes and tinware at Hoadley's. She noo, that I knu, what she ment what she felt. Miss Florence Forrest was called to her home at Thayer today on account of the serious illness of her father. Mr Katsuno returned last night from Cornell. He says that conditions there do not suit him as well as at Kansas University. In his opinion the work in the eastern school is not as thorough as here nor the instructors as painstaking. The Student's Photographers. SQUIRES Mr. C. F. Squires. Mrs. C. F. Squires. 925 MASS. ST., JACKSON BUILDING. Awarded granp prize gold medal P. A. of K. September 1 1903. Every picture perfect and up to date. Promptness our specialty. If you are going to attend the parties you will need a Dress Shirt, Dress Gloves and Neckwear. You will be properly dressed if you buy your Evening wear of us. W. E. SPALDING. YOU WILL NOTICE That a man is universally more dignified and respected when dressed well. ONE DOLLAR per month keeps your clothing in elegant repair, clean and pressed. Suits pressed 50c. Trousers 15c. two pair 25c. THE VARSITY PRESSING CLUB. PHONE 561 GREEN. NO. 15 EAST WARREN ST. Boys always on call. --- Fountain Pens Are a good thing to start in the new year. We have them for $1.00, guaranteed for five years. WO F'S BOOK STORE. A FULL LINE of University Books and Supplies. Special orders given prompt attention. Rowlandi and Stevenson BOOKSELLERS AND STATIONERS. 819 MASS. ST. Special rates to seniors in lots of two dozen or more. The Boys. Ask Or the ladies either. Those who are members of our classes will tell you how easy it is to learn to dance when taught by a competent teacher. Our regular class nights are Wednesday and Saturday,and pupils can join at any time, either by purchasing a ticket or paying each night they attend. Don't forget we have the best of music at all times. The Sommer's Orchestra on Saturday nights and only 50c a couple. IMPERIAL DANCING ACADEMY, Office Phone 510 Blue Res. Phone 426 Main A. P HULTS, DENTIST. 0-735 Massachusetts Stree No. 735 Massachusetts Street