Fred J. Boyles, 639 Mass. St. has received the exclusive agency for the
Chicago typewriter.
If interested call and see this machine, it is guaranteed to be equi- paced to $180 chines and to pay for $35.
I also carry a complete line of supplies, ribbons, paper, all kinds, carbon paper, manifold anything in the stationery line.
Fred J. Boyles,
Printer, Stationer, Publisher of Legal Blanks.
619 Mass. St.
GRAU'S GREAT COMPANY COMING.
The name of Grau has been known to the theatre going public for over half a century as being in the foremost rank as producers of high class novelties and comic operas, and the city of Lawrence should consider itself very fortunate indeed when it hears that the management of the Bowersock Opera House has secured the world famous Jules Grau Opera Company for an engagement Monday, January 11. Mr. Grau brings with him his celebrated organization, which is the best of its kind traveling,and is better this year than ever, as he has secured new artists, and will present the great comic opera success, "El Capitan," which has won such great approbation everywhere it goes. The costumes are all new and gorgeous and the scenery was specially painted for this production.
Paul Gilmore's New Role
"The Mummy and the Humming Bird" must be voted a genuinely good entertainment. It is of the society comedy-drama sort, and, being of that sort, comprises the usual elements, though combining them in an unusual fashion. Lord "Jack" Lumley (Paul Gilmore), "the Mummy," a scientist, devoted to pursuing chemical facts and engrossed in laboratory work, temporarily neglects his wife. Mr. Gilmore is to be congratulated in his happy find of a vehicle for his peculiar talents. Lumley suits him, and fits him as comfortably as an old coat, as did the "Tyranny of Tears" last season. Seemingly he is a more natural Paul Gilmore than ever before. Lumley is a part that actors must love—in which any actor might revel. It "takes" from the word go. Lumley's every motive is seconded by an impulse in the audience—except his overweening fondness for chemical facts, to the temporary exclusion of "My Lady." The bright lines are his lines, and, incidentally, the dialogue illuminates with many a bright bit. The situations are his. Lumley is not the whole, but a large part of the show. The play is well balanced, and the secondary parts fall to capable hands. The play will be seen at the Bower-sock Opera House on Saturday evening. January 16.
Vic Keellar keeps fresh milk, sugar, chocolate and cocoa for fudge parties.
$8.00
Best artificial teeth. Amalgam fillings, 50 cents; gold fillings, half the usual price; painless extracting 25 cents. Office over Ober's. Dr. Wheeler, 821 Mass. St.; hours 8 to 6. Fifteen years at present location.
Coming Events of the Y. M. C.A.
The annual State Convention of all the college, city and railroad associations will be held in Newton, Jan. 28-31. Chancellor Strong will make one of the addresses.
E. L. Colton, of the International Committee, will be with the local association a few days in the latter part of February, and will hold three meetings open to University men.
A list of association members is being prepared and copies may be obtained at the house the last of this week.
Fudge supplies at Vic's.
Go to Smith's News Depot for fine Cigars and Tobacco.
Mr. S. Katsuno will return from Cornell to again enter K. U. at the beginning of next term.
A big line of Base Ball goods will be in shortly at Smith's News Depot.
Poor Richard Junior's Philosophy
When you say a really good thing, stop.
Central Europe occasionally reminds us that South American revolutions might be worse.
The less you want to know people the more people want to know you.
Some men remain poor because they haven't enough friends, and some because they have too many.
A jack of all trades is a jack, all right.
Great men had good mothers, but if all great mothers had great sons there would be a surplus.
Impertinence is interesting until it grows up.
Most self-made men would put in a college education if they had the job to do over again.
The big prizes are won by those who have their heads ill oftener than by those who have their hands full.
A second is lost every time a lazy man looks at the clock.
The Monroe doctrine needs no doctorin'.
Money can afford to talk because it is drawing interest.
Oysters in every style at Vic Kellar's.
Pipes-the finest line in the city Smith's News Depot.
Happy lovers keep no diary.
PHOTOGRAPHER
PHARMACY ALUMNI NOTES
Special rates to seniors in lots of two dozen or more.
J. W. Cone, '01, came down from Riley, Kansas, to visit his parents last week.
J. W. Risdon, '02, returned to the University Medical College at Kansas City the early part of the week. Risdon says pathology agrees very well with him—improves his eyesight.
J. W. Searcy, '03, has left Chauute and is holding down a position in the drug store of W. E. Moyer of Atchison, Kansas. Verily the drug clerks do change locations—very frequently.
Prof. G. F. Weida, '88, formerly of the State Agricultural College at Manhattan, left that institution last fall, so we are informed, and is now located at Ripon, Wisconsin.
Our classmate, C. H. Cain,'01, was in Lawrence last week. Cain came down on a business trip. He is building up a good drug trade in Tonganoxie. It may be news to the class to know that Cain has become quite a heavy weight.
We regret to state that our treasurer, O. L. Hankins, '02, formerly clerk for the City Drug Store, has left for Dighton, Kansas, where he may go into business. Mr. Hankins, besides being a good clerk, has been a good treasurer as well, and the Association has lost an efficient officer. We wish him success in his new venture.
D. H. Spencer, '97, who is employed in one of the Garlich's pharmacies at St. Joe, came home Thursday evening for a short stay. Mr. Spencer reports business good in the Missouri city, especially during the holidays.
Clippings from Western Life.
The man who marries a grass widow cannot be charged with buying green goods.
It would be more in keeping with the fitness of things if flying machines were made pipe shape rather than cigar shape.
Some of his enemies try to make out that the sultan of Turkey is a coward, but the evidence is dead against them. He has thirty or forty wives.
Spooning over a picket fence is a kind of picketing that is not tabooed by the lover's union.
Being simple minded people, Eskimos cannot see why any one should take off his hat to the iceman.
All the world loves a lover except the girl's father. He tolerates him.
University Lecture Course.
Dr. Edward A. Stiner will give a lecture on Tolstoi as the second number of the University Lecture Course next Friday evening, January 15. Dr. Stiner is a personal friend and disciple of the great social philosopher and has been writing much for the magazines and newspapers in the effort to spread Tolstoi's doctrines in this country. Tickets will be on sale Wednesday morning for single admission at 50c and 75c,course tickets $2 50.
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Student's Photographers.
Mr. C. F. Squires.
SQUIRES
Mrs. C. F. Squires.
Awarded granp prize gold medal P. A. of K. September 1 1903. Every picture perfect and up to date. Promptness our specialty.
925 MASS. ST., JACKSON BUILDING.
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The Best New Year's
Resoution.
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Share, $1.00 entitles holder to 2 years Subscription and right to vote in the election.
INNES'
Greatest Sale of Muslin Underwear
Starts Wednesday Morning, Jan. 13
The offerings will include practically every sort of Muslin Underwear for Women and Misses-Skirts, Drawers, Corset Covers, Gowns, Chemise-from the very best makers, which are marked less than we have to pay regularly for the same garments.
AS THE DAYS PASS BY
The Clearing Sale Grows Stronger
Hundreds of Remnants of Silks, Dress Goods, Hosiery, Corsets, Underwear, Ribbons, Laces, Embroidery, at about one-half price.
Innes, Bullene & Hackman.
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