THE TURKEY HUNT.
I hear de turkey callin' cross de woodlands, to his mate.
En I sets my traps to ketch him, en I load my gun en wait.
Kaze de white man on his trail, too
    *did his finger on de triceur*
v, de turkey ter de white man, en
de possum ter de nigger.
Say, de turkey fer de white man, en
En my chance look slim; but my eye is on de limb;
En I whistle fer de turkey lak his sweetheart call! him
I raise a "blind" of brushwood, en
I'm dar-a-layin' low.
Kaze he think he hear his sweet heart, en he coming soon, I know;
Here come d fattest gobbler what has ever flopped his wings.
Den sudden in de crisp air a sound lak music rings.
En bang my rifle go—I got him now, I know;
En he's lower than the slickest on de rabbits lavin' low.
De white man hear my rifle, en he holler out my name,
But I skheetin' cross de country
wid daffett ob de game.
De king ob all de gobblers to de promised land has gone.
well have turkey now for dinner,
en 'possum later on.
Oh chilluns, pass yo' plate, no use to stun' on wait;
Here's des de finest turkey ever
flow'd across de state!
flew'd across de stance
—Frank L. Stanton.
REPORT OF THE QUILL CLUB.
Miss Barrett read a short-story entitled "The Best Laid Plans of Men and Mice" which was so suggestive of college life that her hearers could not fail to enjoy it. The characters in the story were particularly well drawn and consistent and the conversation was especially easy and natural.
Miss Gardner presented two short papers. "Why I Dislike Picenics" was so bright and witty and so little overdrawn that one almost unconsciously found one's self remembering that picenics, after all, are quite unsatisfactory things where "unts play hide and seek in the fruit cake" and small children
The缸 case into south chimneys are determined to walk ov the table cloth! Miss Gardner's second story dealt with "The Troubles of a Story Teller" and was very much enjoyed by the members.
X. Y. Z.
The X.Y.Z. debating club gave its usual program Saturday evening, Nov. 14. Parliamentary drill was led by Grant, and Robertson gave an extempore speech
The debate was on the question "Resolved that speculating on the stock exchange should be prohibited by law." Cowdrick and Bartlett supported the affirmative and were successfully opposed by Elder and Anderson, Lydick acted as critic.
As a number of X. Y.Z. men will be in Lawrence through the Thanksgiving vacation, a meeting will be held on the evening of November 28. A debate from the floor will be given, and all members present will be expected to take part. From now on, the meetings will be held in the new club room, the room formerly occupied by the department of public speaking.
Visitors are welcome at all regular meetings of the club.
Prof. Hoad entertained the Sigma Xi fraternity at his home Thursday night.
A number of fraternity people will attend a party at Olathe next Friday night.
George Hansen will spend a week in Memphis, Teun., immediately after Thanksgiving.
Chancellor Strong, Prof. Green and U. S. G. Plank were in Kansas City Thursday on business.
SMILE!!
"God Smiled When He Put Humor into the Human Soul and Said—That is Good."
Little grains of powder,
Make the girl that's freckled
Little drops of paint.
Look as though sheaint. Ex.
Le says she's all the world to him
So he declares with mirth
That when his arm encircles her
He goes around the earth. - Ex.
(May I print kiss on your lip?) he said,
And she nodded her sweet per mission;
so they went to press, and I rather guess,
They printed a full edition.—Ex.
The Taylor Club gave a party Sat urday night.
There was a young man in Port
Said,
Ira Adams *pent Sunday at his home in Tonganoxie.
Black Blacker Blackest Ink at Hoadley's.
Arthur Reilhan of Clay Center is pledged to Sigma Chi.
Go to Smith's News Depot for Sweaters and Jerseys.
Dudley Doolittle is spending Saturday and Sunday at his home.
Dr. Lyon, 38, and wife visited at the Sigana Chi house Thursday.
Miss Grace Vandegrift spent
Sunday at her home in Kansas City.
Theme paper cheap at Fred Boyles, 639 Mass. St.
Miss Nell Morrison of Lincoln, Nebraska, visited friends here this week.
Miss Dorothy Bedell of Kansas City has been visiting Miss Vivian Kackley.
The Chi Omegas held initiation Friday night for Miss Lucy Jones of Lawrence.
Don't forget the dancing school in Pythian hall every Saturday evening.
Mrs. J. Newby of Kansas City visited her daughter, Miss Frances Newby, this week.
Good 25c Pocket Knives at Hoadley's.
The freshman girls gave the boys of their class a spread Friday night in Eldridge hall.
The engineers held a meeting Friday noon. The date of the banquet was set for December 11.
Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pens in stock at Smith's News Depot.
Miss Lula Rearden of Kansas City, Mo., spent last Sunday with her sister, Miss Agnes Rearden.
"Um-in-well, I learned how to state my ignorance in scientific terms."-Ex.
Prof. Blackman was in Wichita Wednesday attending the meeting of the State Association of Charities and Corrections.
"Honestly, now, did you learn anything while you were in college?"
A full line of Spalding Athletic Goods at Smith's News Depot.
Toys of all kinds
at Hoadley's.
Who wanted to kiss a fair maid;
But the kiss missed the miss
and the miss missed the kiss,
Because the young man was afraid
Who wanted to kiss a fair maid?
Lives of flunkers all remind us
We can throw a bluff as far
And departing leaves behind us
Goose eggs for the registrar. -Ex.
Thid monkey lost his hold and fell into the crocodile's jaws. Even then his wits did not desert him. "I just dropped in fer dinner" he said with an engaging smile. - Ex.
Teacher—What part of speech is,
"I love my teacher?"
Fountain Pens and inks of all kinds in Boyles, 639 Mass, St.
Pupil—Sorcasm.—Ex.
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Hall, '01, of Kansas City visited friends in Lawrence last Saturday and Sunday.
Will Cooper of Kansas City will entertain the Sig Alpha at his home Thanksgiving evening with a buffet dinner and dance.
Good Stationery Cheap at Hoadley's.
The Chi Omegas entertained Miss Kate Zook and Miss Jessie Parker, 08, and eight of their Nebraska sisters last week.
Charles F. Laukin, president of Zeta province of Phi Delta Theta, was the guest of the local chapter Saturday and Sunday.
Balm of Gilead Cough Balsam for the Permanent Cure of Consumption, Conghs, Colds and all Disorders of the Throat and Lungs Manufactured by Barber Bros. Lawrence, Kansas
Russell Kilgore and Roscoe C. Chambers have been elected delegates to the Province Convention of Sigma Alpha Epsilon to be held in Kansas City Thanksgiving week.
The Kansas and Missouri chapters of the Sigma Chi fraternity will be given a banquet Wednesday night at the Kansas City Club. The Kansas City alumni chapter of the fraternity is the host.
SAVE YOUR MONEY.
George Hollinghery, the Practical Tailor, will make you a Pure Wool Suit for $15. $8 Mass. St.
A young man once asked a college president if he could not take a shorter course, and received the following reply: "Oh, yes, but that depends on what you intend to make of yourself. When God wants to make an oak, He takes a hundred years; but when he wants to make a squash He takes three months."—Ex.
An Elk County Club was organized Thursday evening at 345 Vermont street. The following officers were elected: President, Clay Hamilton; vice-president, A. F. Sims; secretary, Miss Jennie Stewart; treasurer, Horton Webb. A meeting will be held at Howard during the Christmas vacation.
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Short order lunches and regular meals six days of the week.
Orders taken for Books. Stationery and Quiz Books kept in stock.
Fine Candies and Pies.
Rooter Phones.
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