THE KANSAS OCTOBER. The cheeriness and charm Of forest and of farm Are merging into colors sad and sober; The hectic frondage drapes, September yields to opulent Octo- The cottonwoods that fringe The streamlets take the tinge Through opal haze the sumac bush is burning; The lazy zephyr's tisp. Through cornfields dry and crisp Their fond regrets for days no more returning. The farm-dog leaves the house To flush the timid grouse; The languid, steers on, blue-stem lawn are feeding; The evening twilight sees The rising Pleiades, While autumn suns are to the south receding To me there comes no thrill Of looseness or chill As leafyts fade from branches elm or oaken; As lifelessly they hang, To me there comes no ping. To me no graef the falling leaves betoken. As summer's floral gems Bequeath us withered stems, And autumn shattered relies dry andumber, So do thees, lives of ours. Like summer leaves and flowers, Flourish apace, and in their ripeness slumber. REPORT OF THE QUILL CLUB. When Mr. Edson announced the title of his paper as "A Bailad of Heart's Desire," everybody expected a satire or at least a little cleverly concealed irony. Everybody was disappointed. The bailad was filled with the spirit of knight-errantry and no one seemed to regret that, after all, it was a modern lover who had sought and found his "heart's desire." One possibly unfavorable criticism was offered—that the poem was not long enough! He read another short poem on "Smoking." Miss Greene read a paper, "A Short Study of Elizabeth Barrett Browning." Mr. Winton read "Friends," a short story appearing in the October Bookman and its merits and demerits were briefly discussed. MINING JOURNAL At the meeting of the Mining Engineers Tuesday, Millard Shaler occupied the time with a discussion of the lead and zinc ores or Arkansas. Mr. Shaler worked last year on the U. S. Geological Survey in Arkansas and Indian Territory and has many interesting stories. BOURBON COUNTY ORGANIZES. On October 18th, a Bourbon County Club was organized at 1308 Ohio with thirteen members. The following officers were elected: President, C. W. Ashbaugh; vice-president, Miss Alice Rose; secretary and treasurer, Miss Mina Everett; sergeant-at-arms, Sage Taylor. This, being the first meeting, was purely a business one, but after this the club intends to meet frequently for social evenings. All students from Bourbon county are requested to join. Frank Felt went to Chanute last Saturday. Vic-Vic-Vic! Alcohol Stoves at Hoadley's. Guess what it is—Bu-su-ca. Sold at the Oread Cafe. The juniors will give a dance at 1. O, O. F. hall Saturday, Oct. 31. READY FOR WINTER? Wanted, by a girl, a girl roommate. 140l Ky. St. Modern conveniences. No!! Need a new suit, or last year's cleaned and pressed. Well go to Hollingsbury, the Practica Tailor. 841 Mass. St. SMILE!! "God Smiled When He Put Humor into the Human Soul and Said—That is Good." In joke I called her a lemon nice. But soon felt more like lemon ice. And she -she was the freezer. Ex To run an auto And kill folks 18 really a-la-mode— But I prefer To drive a horse, Because he can't explode. Ex. "There's room at the top," the seni or said, As he placed his hand on the jun ior's head — Ex. It took place in a dairy. The milkman was pouring milk through a fine wire sieve. Hundreds of microbes were caught in the meshes. Other microbes sat on the edge of the crock and looked sorrowful. Their relations were being strained. -Ex. Pat and his friend Mike had killed a snake in the field. As the tail of the snake continued to oscillate, Sigma Chi will entertain with a domino dance Saturday, Oct. 31. Miss Mande Grimes of Topeka is the guest of Miss Anna Hawk. Some Fireworks at Hoadleys. Pictures and Posters at Boughon's, 1625 Mass. St. Miss Blanche Paulen of Fredonia has pledged to Chi Omega. M. W. Parker last left week for a month's stay in Indian Territory. Pat remarked to his friend: Harriet Williams is the guest of University friends for a few days. Tom Hudson went to Kansas City Monday to see the Horse Show. Fred Boyles, 639 Mass. St., is the Student's printer. Try him when you need any programs. Tel. 605 red. The freshman class will have a party next Friday evening in Pythian hall. See the latest etchings at the Squires' Studio, 925 Mass. St. They will be sure to please you and your friends. Prof Haworth was in Kansas City Mouday. Gene Burt of Leavenworth was the guest of friends today for the Haskell game. Party supplies a specialty at Kellar's. A full line of Spalding Athletic Goods at Smith's News Depot. Best artificial teeth. Amalgam fillings, 50 cents; gold fillings, half the usual price; painless extracting 25 cents. Office over Ober's. Dr. Wheeler, 821 Mass. St.; hours 8 to 6. Fifteen years at present location. Theme Paper by the pound at Boughton's, 1025 Mass. St. "There's nothing better than DIVINITY unless it's more DIVINITY." Vic Kellar. $8.00 "And is he dead Mike do ye think? "Oh yis, sure," said Mike, "he's dead but he ain't conscious of it yit."—Ex. "You are a brick I do aver." Quoth Fred to Bessie at his side; "A sort of pressed brick, as it were." She laughingly replied—Ex. The junior class held a meeting Tuesday at which time the date of the Prom was decided upon. It was also deced to give a party next Saturday night. Said the Jam, as he gave the roll a spread. "Have you heard the news distress in me?" Last night the Lobster turned quite red. Mr. Kindly I hear poor Brother Littleton left all he had to the children's home. Did he leave much? Mrs. Sorry! Eight sons and three daughters. Ex. When he saw the salad dressing. Ex Teacher - Tommy, who was Joan of Arc? Tommy (who was considered great at gue sing) Noul's wife. Kx Quiz Books at Oread Cafe. Mr. Bartlett of Wellington visited his son Samuel the later part of the week. Prof. Blake did not meet his classes Tuesday and Wednesday on account of sickness. Poster Boards at Hoadley's. Prof. Emerson of the pharmacy school spoke before the chemica seminary last week. Buy COLONIAL SPIRITS for your Chafing Dish of Us. Special prices to students. Hale's Red Cross Pharmacy, 711 Mass. St. Harry Goodrich of the school of pharmacy attended a wedding at Lecompton last week. Prof. Wilcox will address the University Y.M.C.A. in the Christian church, Sunday at 4:30. Fountain pens, inks, pencils, photo holders, books, pound, box and tablet papers, cheaper than usual at 639 Mass, St.- F. J. Boyles. Billy Ingram of Manhattan. was the guest of friends during the early part of the week. F. A, McCoy, sr., of Sawyer will arrive Monday to the guest of his son, F. A, McCoy, jr., for a few days. Mr. and Mrs. Vandegrift of Kansas City were the guests of their daughter, Grace Vandegrift, Monday. Claude Brown, Ralph Love and Malcolm McNaughton went to Ft. Riley Sunday to take part in the maneuvers. Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pens in stock at Smith's News Depot. COLONIAL SPIRITS Hale's Red Cross Pharmacy, 711 Mass. St. Arch Black, who was in the University last year, is working for the Missouri & Kansas Telephone Company in Kansas City. Go to the Oread Cafe for good cigars. Best brands in the city handled there. The Little Pug, The Flyer and Tampanola. Manufactured by Aug. Pierson. --at Special Corset Values IN THE NEW MODELS. At $1.00 New Princess or dip hip, long or short waisted in W.B. , Warners, Thompson or Kabo. We show popular makes and aim to combine quality, style and comfort in selecting them. At $1.50 Princess hip models with front and side supporters. --at IF YOU WISH to get your work done by the BEST BARBERS IN LAWRENCE call at The Crystal Barber Shop NIC MASSACHUSETTS STREET Hair Cutting and Massage a Specialty. Ladies Massage given at shop or home. Best equipped shop in the city. Four Barbers. Just received a shipment of the latest things in Box Paper. Bargains in broken lots. 35 cent to 75 cent boxes for 30 cents. LATEST STYLES. WOLF'S BOOK STORE. The 'VARSITY PANTATORIUM Is Particularly a Kansas University Affair. 800 MASS. ST. UP STAIRS, PHONE 561 GREEN. We make a specialty of Calling for and Delivering carments when you wish them RATES, $1.25 MONTHLY We cater to the Ladies in Cleaning etc. of Wab仕s, Skirts, Jackets, White Gloves and Long Coats. CRESOLINE METHOD USED. =end Your Laundry to the R. E. PADFIELD, K. S. U. agent. Phone 333. Perfect Work. Suits Cleaned and Pressed, Satisfaction Guaranteed, Laundry collected on Monday and Thursday. LAWRENCE STEAM LAUNDRY. The Finest Line of Staple and Fancy Groceries. The Court House Grocery, New Soaps and Perfumes Some Exceptionally Fine Woodward & Co.'s Some are imported; some are not. The "not" ones are as good as the other, and your money goes farther. A word to the student is sufficient. A FOUNTAIN PEN is almost a necessity Buy a Paul E. Wirt $1.50 and upwards. Fully Guaranteed. --- W.E SPALDING, 807 MASS. ST. 819 MASS. ST. Rowlands and Stevenson BOOKSELLERS AND STATIONERS. IF YOU DON'T WEAR J;B. Watkins, P., C.A. Hill, V. Press, B. H. Tucker, Cash, W. E. Hazen, Asc. C Hart, Schaffner & Marx Clothes you don't wear the right kind. When you see those snappy Suits and Top Coats we are showing you will know what we mean. Capital $100,000. Surplus $20,000. WatkinsNationalBank Opposite Frazer Hall. The Oread Cafe, Short order budles and regular meals six days of the week. Drafting Instruments a Specialty. Fine Candies and Pies. Orders taken for Books. Stationery and Quiz Books kept in stock. Lawrence Business College. Day and Evening Sessions. 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