REPORT OF THE QUILL CLUB. REPORT OF THE QUILL CLUB. The new members voted into the Club at its regular weekly meeting were Misses Agnes Unruh, Grace Smith and Louise Alder, and Messrs. Livers and Sawyer. Mr. Chambers read a paper entitled, "The Old Gentleman's Story," which provoked considerable discussion. The psychological touches were particularly well liked and mention was made of the difficulty, which Mr. Chambers avoided, of repeating a story without sacrificing the colloquial style of the original narrator. en. MINING JOURNAL. In. mining Journal meeting Tuesday, Mr. Rollin Feitshans occupied the hour with a talk on the Mining Congress, which met at Deadwood, South Dakota, last summer. Mr. Feitshans went as a delegate from Lawrence. SIGMA XI. The October meeting of the Sigma Xi was held Thursday evening in the medical hall. Miss Hyde read the paper of the evening on the subject "The Respiratory Center in Fishs." Professor Hugo Diener and Mr. John S. Worley were elected to membership. IN THE SOCIAL SWIRL. Kappa Kappa Gamma entertained for their new girls on the evening of October 9 at Pythian hall. Alpha Tau Omega gave a formal dance at Pythian hall Thursday evening. The sophomores had a spread and dance at I. O. O. F. hall Friday evening. '06 seems determined to be a social power in the University. The seniors are following the example set them by their little sister classes and gave a dance Saturday night at I. O. O. F. hall. The Phi Gamsentertained some of their friends at an informal dance at their home Friday evening. Oysters in every old style at Vic Kellar's. Clius Hosford was in Kansas City last week. Alpha Tau Omega has pledged Harold Burdick of Lawrence. Willie Cooper and Astley Purton visited friends in Kansas City last week. Other students smoke the Tampanola. Why don't you? Mrs. W. S. Hall of Seneca spent Sunday in Lawrence with her son, Charles, a member of the freshman class. The Chi Omegas held initiation services September 10 for Louise Knight, Ruth Barnett, Vivian Scott and Kackley. All kinds of stationery and School Supplies at a great saving in price at Boyles' Store, 639 Mass. St. Irvin Benest, law '01, was married last week to Miss Bessie Garrard of Severity, Kansas. Mr. Benest is a practicing attorney at Wichita. Squires', successor to Willis, will be sure to please you if you want anything in the photo line. Prices to suit and all work guaranteed from $1 a dozen up. 925 Mass. St. and be sure to remember the number. SMILE!! "God Smiled When He Put Humor into the Human Soul and Said—That is Good." "The blinds were down, The lights were dim. When I heard her say to him Jimmiie, I wish that you would shave Or else I wish you would behave." "Picnic excursion, Snowden immersion, Rescue effected, Wedd ing expected." —X Priscilla. "I want to get a gown to match my complexion." Perdite—"Why dont you get a hand painted one?" —X When you examine a dog's lungs under the X-ray, what do you find? + A.—The seat of his pants. But when you look in his mouth, what do you find? A. —The seat of somebody else's pants. —X Teacher—"What is a synonym, Freddie? Freddy — "A synonym is a word to be used in place of an other word you can't spell." Quiz Books at Oread Cafe. Gene Ware of Topeka was in town Sunday. Joe O'Neil visited his parents in Leavenworth last Sunday. Al Newman of Kansas City was the guest of friends Sunday. Party supplies a specialty at Kellar's. Jay Patmore of Pittsburgh visited friends the first part of the week. Don't forget the dancing school in Pythian hall every Saturday evening. Sigma Alpha Epsilon held initiation Monday night for George Mossbacher. Miss Jessie Parker came up from Olathe this week for a short visit with the Chi Omegas. Mrs. A. Wangierien spent a part of this week visiting her daughter, Miss Stella Wangierien. The Misses Welhelm went to Washington, Mo., Monday to attend the wedding of their aunt, Miss Gallenkamp. The sophomore class party was held last Friday night instead of a week earlier, as stated in the last issue of the WEEKLY. Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Eicholtz of Hiawatha visited the University last Friday. Mr. Eicholtz graduated in pharmacy in 32. Go to the Oread Cafe for good cigars. Best brands in the city handled there. The Little Pug, The Flyer and Tampanola. Manufactured by Aug. Pierson. This preparation relieves the tenderest of corns and removes them entirely. Manufactured by Barber Bros., 909 Massachu- Phi Delta Theta held initiation Saturday night for Walter Herrick of Wellington, John Fleishman of Topeka, Frank Bangs of Lawrence, Wirt McCarty of Emporia, and Galen Burriss of Hutchinson. Cure Cure for Corns and Warts There was a young man of New Guinea Who was known by his friends as a minea; He utterly lacked Good judgement and tact, For he told a swell girl she was skainea. — X The rain it raineth every day, Upon the just and unjust teller, But chiefly on the just—because The unjust steals the just'sum brella. — X Tis now the honest farmer packs His apples up to town. His apples up to town. This is the top row in the sacks ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ And this the lower down ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ "Phwat's an eppygram?" asked Mrs. O'Hara, as she looked up from the paper she was attempting to peruse. W. E. SPALDING, 807 "Faith, an'Oi'm surproised at th' ignorance av yez," replied Mr. O'Hara. "Anny foive-year-old child should be ahfter knowing that an epygram do be a felly thot's pertickular about phwat he aits, Oi dunno." —X To students in the Engineering Department:- Who will sell you the BEST set of Drawing Instruments, and the supplies that goes with it for the money? The man who comes in and sells a few sets of instruments and you never see again or your TOWN DEALER who HOPES to MERIT YOUR PATRONAGE during your ENTIRE SCHOOL LIFE whether it be four or five years. AN OPEN LETTER The Instruments we have sold in the past have stood the test and many are still using the same set in office or field work. TALK ABOUT... SUITS AND OVERCOATS ONE HUNDRED Sets in stock and not all one make or price. Your Professor will tell you a cheap set is dear at any price We can only say, that WE ARE OFFERING the BEST set of Instruments for the money ever shown by any one. Respectfully Yours. C. C. Jones, engineer 001, who has been spending a few weeks in Lawrence on business, went to Chanute Monday afternoon. An oil company there, of which he is a director, has just finished drilling a new well, which has turned out to be an unusually good one. The University Book Store. P. S.—K. U, and Fraternity Pennants. Sanderson Club. 1300 OHIO. Good Board AT THE You will have to see what we are showing to know what is right. Just in a lot of those long swagger ones. MASSACHUSETTS IF YOU WISH to get your work done by the BEST BARBERS IN LAWRENCE call at Hair Cutting and Massage a Specialty. Ladies Massage given at shop or home. Best equipped shop in the city. Four Barbers. The Crystal Barber Shop 812 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. LATEST STYLES. Just received a shipment of the latest things in Box Paper. Bargains in broken lots. 35 cent to 75 cent boxes for 30 cents. WOLF'S BOOK STORE. GO TO J.A. SPAULDING The Finest Line of Staple and Fancy Groceries. The Court House Grocery, A FOUNTAIN PEN is almost a necessity. Buy a Paul E. Wirt $1.50 and upwards. Fully Guaranteed. Rowland's & Stevenson BOOKSELLERS AND STATIONERS. 819 MASS. ST. Some Exceptionally Fine New Soaps and Perfumes Woodward & Co.'s Some are imported; some are not. The "not" ones are as good as the other, and your money goes farther. A word to the student is sufficient. Bowersock Opera House. MONDAY,OCTOBER19 B. C. Whitney presents The Story of the South, IN CONVICT STRPES AT A Pleasing Play of the People of South Carolina Parade at 12 o'clock. See The death defying swing for life the great explosion scene. PRICES, 25c, 35c and 50c. Seat sale at Woodward's drug store. Go to the Oread Cufe when in a hurry for your dinner. Miss Kitty Plumb was in town last Monday. Geo. Willis has recovered sufficiently from his attack of typhoid fever to re-enter the University. Mr. Willis has been with the class of '04 for three years. Coach Weeks has been putting the foot ball team through a great deal of heavy work this week in preparation for the Colorado game. He does not want to make excuses about gravel fields and rarified atmosphere after their return home. A freshman was severely threatened and almost expelled from a boarding club last week on account of a remark made at table. Athletics was the subject under discussion and he broke in with: "Well, we certainly have a Weeks football team." The full purport of the remark was not felt for a moment—then after six minutes of complete silence, he was warned. ! You Need No Money To gain admittance to the Imperial Dancing Academy if you do not dance. We would be pleased to have you call and watch our class work. We claim that we have the best school of dancing in the State of Kansas, and only ask you to investigate our methods and talk with our pupils. You don't need to buy a ticket to join our classes, but pay nightly and come whenever you can. Hall open all day. IMPERIAL DANCING ACADEMY. Phone 510 Blue. Residence, Main 426. William Wiedemann, Go to... ICES, ICE CREAM and FINE CONFECTIONERY 37 Mass. St. Phone 18 A Choice of Lowney's Chocolates always to be had. The Oread Cafe, Opposite Frazer Hall. Fine Candies and Pies. Short order lunches and regular meals six days of the week. Drafting Instruments a Specialty. Orders taken for Books. Stationery and Quiz Books kept in stock. Lawrence Business College. Day and Evening Sessions. Over Lawrence National Bank MRS. MENDENHALL Is now ready to show the latest Styles in Fall and Winter Millinery. Call and see us at 823 Mass. Street. Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000. Surplus $20,000. JJB. Watkins, Pres C. A. Hill, V. Pres. C. H. Tucker, Cash, W. E. Hazen, Asst.Cr' Misses Hutt. Millinery and Hair Dressing Parlors. Phone Pink 537 837 Mass St Phone Pink 537. 837 Mass. St.