OCTOBER.
some fair woman who would fain her youth renew
By gentle sighs and warm love-glances which seem true;
So doth Nature by her gentle sighs and sun-kissed heath beguile;
And were it not for barren trees and fallen leaves turned sere.
'Twould seem that Summer, not her counterfeit, were here.
REPORT OF THE QUILL CLUB.
The Quill Club met as usual Thursday at five o'clock in room 10 A.
Mr. Keyes gave a very readable account of "The Work of the Geological Survey." He had a collection of facts seldom found and presented them in a manner which would instruct and interest, rather than confuse, the reader who had received no specialized scientific training.
Mr. Easton's short story, "Unrewarded Diplomacy," held the closest attention of the members. Its appropriate title, its peculiarly appropriate names of the characters, its ever present yet never revealed plan, its delicate touches which gave an essentially human turn to the story and the unforeseen climax contributed to a most interesting and novel story.
Mr. Winton's "In Articulo Moris" received no unfavorable criticism and its sixteenth century flavor called forth a discussion of the short story demanded by the public today. He also read a very brief, but true, story of "Uncle."
In the Mining Journal meeting Tuesday afternoon, Prof. Haworth read letters from Mr. Wolfe and Mr. Stewart, two of last year's graduates, from Nacobriz, Old Mexico, and Douglass Arizona, where the boys are working.
Harry Bedell occupied the remainder of the time with his experiences in Mexico, where he spent the summer in the employ of the Canoma Consolidated Copper Co.
Fred Gilette was in Topeka Monday.
Chester Worley visited Ottawa Monday.
F. Bouker was a guest of the Betas Thursday,
P. P. Bliss of South America is in Lawrence.
Prof. Taylor did not meet his 8 o'clock descriptive geometry class on Monday.
Miss Darlene Doubleday and Miss Brook were in Kansas City last week.
U. S. G. Plank was in Kansas City Wednesday.
Coach Weeks went to Kansas City Wednesday afternoon and came back Thursday morning.
Miss Mary Copley spent several days in Topeka this week.
Prof. Marven was in Kansas City Thursday, where he addressed the River Congress in session there.
Messrs. Rader and Ewing spent Sunday at their home in Oathe,
Mr. Johnson, formerly president of Campbell University at Holton, is taking post-graduate work on the hill.
Prof. Bartow gave a talk on Nitrogen in Organic Compounds in the Chemical Club last week. Prof. Sayre will speak at the next meeting.
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There once was a man with a cough Who said to his neighbors, "Come ough!
SMILE!! "God Smiled When He Put Humor into the Human Soul and Said-That is Good."
I took every cure I've been told to endure.
If I took every cure
You'd all have good reason to scough."
There once was a terrible tough
There once was a terrible tough
Whose voice was both beery and
grough,
He got thirty day's jail,
Without jury or bail,
For stealing an old lady's mough.
One day a young girl tried to plough;
But alas! she had never learned
hough.
And her furrows were such
So she fell back on milking the cough.
Some old ladies are pretty although Their hair may be whiter than smooth.
shough. While some are as sad
As an apple that's bad
But the reason for this I don't know why.
"I should think Smithers would have had a hard time conquering his tendancy to drink." "Well, he did, at first, but his wife made it seem sort o' natural by putting the front door keyhole on an eccentric to make it keep moving."—X
knough.—X
"Oh, Mother, may I go out to swim"
"Yes, Hang your clothes on a hick or limb
And don't go near the water Just swim in the matrimonial sea. The fish you catch in there is 'He If you don't com- home a Mrs--ue
You oughter. X
Freshmen girl (watching surveying class in the rain.)—I don't see how they can take pictures in such miserable weather. —X
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Poet—My wife said if you accepted this poem I'd get a swell-
Chas. F. Brook spent Saturday and Sunday at his home in Blue Mound.
Wm. Johnson, '02, was in the city over Sunday.
Miss Esther Clark is spending a few days at her home in Chanute.
The girls physical training classes began Monday with Miss Fisk in charge.
Mrs. S. J. Hunter returned last week from Atchison, where she had been visiting relatives and friends for two weeks.
John Starkie left Thursday for Kansas City to remain over Sunday.
Harry Fleishman of Topeka was the guest of his brother Sunday.
Charlie Hine was in Kansas City Wednesday and Thursday.
Editor—Oh you'll get that anyway. Johnny bring me the axe.—X
cd head.
Once a freshman was wrecked on the African coast.
Where a cannibal monarch held sway.
And they served up that freshman on slices of toast.
On the eve of that very same day
And before the next morning was seen
But the vengeance of heaven followed swift on their act.
By the cholera morbus that tribe was attacked.
For that freshman was terribly green. - Colorado Tiger.
Wederly-"I'm troubled with cold feet, doctor. What would you advise me to do?"
"Few people," said the tired wife, as the hour for retiring drew apace, "are aware of what a woman has to go through."
Dr. Gruffman—"Get a divorce." X
"I guess that's right, my dear," rejoined her husband, who was carefully counting the change in his trousers pocket.—X
He—Are you sure you saw a snake?
Was it a rattler?
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No, it was a—oh, a hose-supporter snake.—X
"What do you think of my blank verse?"
The poet asked, "Be frank." The critic said; "I never curse."
But, I think it's blankety-blank.
He-What! A dollar for a kiss? Why, at the fair last year they were only a quarter.
She—Yes; but the necessities of life have advanced in price since then, you know.
C. A. Wakefield, a graduate of the law scool last year, came in Monday evening.
Tommy Thompson was visit ing friends here last Sunday.
Miss Nelle Taylor of Kansas City spent Sunday with Pi Phis.
Miss Edith Wirt is spending Sunday in Kansas City.
Mr. John Fleishman went to Topeka last Tuesday and stayed until Thursday.
George L. Metcalf, who has been working with the State Geological Survey in the eastern part of the state, re-entered the arts school last week.
W. O. Bechtel of Hiawatha was the guest of his daughter the first part of the week.
I. P. Campbell of Wichita visited his son Ray this week.
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IN THE SOCIAL SWIRL.
Kappa Alpha Theta entertained at Pythian hall Monday evening in honor of their new girls. The dance was the first formal affair of the season and was very much enjoyed by all who were present.
The Oread Club gave the second of their series of dances Thursday night at Pythian hall.
Kappa Kappa Gamma entertained Friday evening at Pythian hall.
I. U. Smith, Elmer Sigler and Ray Adams were in Kansas City the first part of the week.
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