Y. W. C. A. NOTES. Have you enrolled for Bible study? Miss Bessie Wood has been appointed chairman of the finance committee, instead of Miss Sarah Ewing, who has not returned to school. The Wednesday meetings of this and last week were very well attended. The former was in charge of the Bible study committee, and was led by Dr.Payne who gave an interesting talk on "Benefits of Systematic Bible Study." Miss Nadine Hosford has taken charge of the Bible study committee in the place of Miss Amy Langworthy. The committee offers the following courses: Normal Class Dr. Payne Old Testament Characters ... Miss Oldroyd Studies in Acts and Epistles ... Miss Wood Sharman's Life of Christ ... Misses Olcott and Brewster Fundamental Principles of Christian Living Miss Weiss Personal Worker's Class ... Miss Weiss Studies in the Book of John ... Miss Hosford Next Wednesday's meeting will be a mission study rally, led by Mrs. Payne. The annual joint reception of the Y. M. and Y. W. C. A. was held last Saturday evening in Snow Hall, and was in charge of the social committees of the associations. The large laboratory on the first floor was decorated with goldenrod and palms, the latter forming a screen for the musicians who played throughout the evening. Each guest was met in the hall by a member of the committee, and was given a card bearing his name, school and class. Receiving were the presidents of the associations, Miss Forest and Mr. Black, and the general secretaries, Miss Weiss and Mr. Pettit. Punch was served by members of the social committee. About 350 people enjoyed this opportunity to make new acquaintances and to renew the old ones. Y. M. C.A. NOTES. Prof. W. C. Payne addressed the men of the University last Sunday on the subject of Bible Study. The regular class work in Bible Study will begin Sept 27 in the following classes: Life of Christ, Sunday, 9 A.M. 1117 Kentucky 2 sections. 1117 Kentucky, 2 sections. 1220 Ohio St. 1220 Ohio St. 1341 Kentucky St. Acts and Epistles. Sunday, 9 A.M. 1300 Oread Avenue. Mr. Perry O. Hanson, for two years general secretary here, was visiting with friends this week. He will sail for China on Oct. 7, where he will be engaged in Mission work, under the Methodist Church. His station will be in North China. The mid-week meetings are held at the Y.M.C.A. House, 1117 Kentucky, every Thursday evening from 6:45 to 7:15. The membership of the Association is increasing rapidly. The membership ticket entitles the holder to vacation privileges in all city and student Associations. All men come out and hear Chancellor Strong at the Christian Church, 4:30 P.M., Sunday. SMILE!! "God Smiled When He Put Humor into the Human Soul and Said—That is Good." When my son John were nigh 18 sent 'im off to college. I thor't 'twere time e' he should *git* some elevatin' knowledge. Ole man Perkins said it were a foolish thing tew do; But mother told him "Go to Grass!" an' ast him how he knew, An' mended all John's duds an' things an' kissed him goodbye An' kissed me. too, an' laffed an joked an' then began to cry. When my son John were 22, hekem back home tew me. He kissed both me an' mother an' his eyes growed kinder dim With a little roll of sheepskin,which he says were his A. B. Ez he told us we could never know how much we'd done for him. When ole man Perkins met 'im, he iest sorter raised his nose An' said he couldn't see no change except them dudish clothes. The second day ez he'd been home John met ole Perkins' brother An' got intew a argument on some dern thing er other. Perkins' brothers' six-foot-three, he called my John a pup— Well, say, you'd orter seen that boy eat Perkins' brother up; An' when I last 'im where he learnt to hit like the kick of a mule He smiled an' sez he played guard on his football team at school The summer John kem home from school crops were mighty bad. An' int'rust on the mortgage took near every cent I had; But John, he'd been the pitcher on his college baseball team. An' when he heerd how I were fixed he said he had a scheme For pickin' up some extra coin. An' bless me, by the fall He'l earned $100 clear for pitchin' "summer ball." RATES TO STUDENTS Some fancy singer couldn t comean' left 'jm in the lurch; When Parson Dirkins give a show tew help repair the church, So my John jest volunteered tew take the feller's place, An' he made folks laugh until tears was swimmin' down their face; Dudley Doolittle went to Topeka and Wichita Friday on business. Franklin M. Farwell, E.E.'03, is located at Troy, Ohio. He is acting as electrician for the Hobart Electric Company. For he could sing them funny songs better'n a minstrel show— Heran' John just naturally got goin' round together, He said he'd bear't 'em in his collegegee club two years ago, When rich Peppy kem tew town tew see Miss Merriwearther, tew see Miss Merriwearther, For John could sing dance an' spark or talk good common sense. An' a spike tail coat set on 'im jest like paint sets on a fence. Burke Literary Society met last night in the west Law room. After choosing delegates to the Debating Council, they adjourned to visit their sister society, the X Y Z Club. The Imperial Dancing Academy will give students half rates on all class tickets - a $5 ticket for $2.50, good for 12 lessons. We will teach our classes all the late dances in addition to the waltz and two-step. Hall to rent for private parties. Mrs. Ella Hoffman, instructor. Office 'phone 510 blue; residence 426 main. I last him where on airth he'd got them lady killin' ways; He said he met a lot of ladies in his college days. Our schoolmarm sez ez John is not a edgenced man. Fred H. Ayres, arts '01, law '03, is at his home in Scandia. She never heerd him speakin' French (an't I don't believe he can). She never heed him usin of the Latin or the Greek; But on what he knows he marries rich Miss Peppy in a week. Do modern edgencation edgencate? 'Twist me an' you There's many men ez sez it don't but I sez: "It do!." —X. "Get the habit." W. L. Howie, '02, stopped in town on his way to Alleghany, where he is taking a theological course. Mr. Howie is to preside at the United Presbyterian church tomorrow. Highest award Gold Medal at Photographer's Association of Kansas, September 11, 1903, Squire's Studio, successor to Willis. John B. Wood, one of the boys who so ably upheld the honor of his school in the Kansas-Colorado debate last year, is now in Concordia. He hopes to be with us again in January. Every supporter of athletics should get his membership ticket in the Association before the first game Monday. The membership ticket, including admission to first three games, is one dollar, Athletic Association tickets on sale at Registrar's office. --side a shoe. Is it well finished? Then look at the outside. It made on custom models and perfectly finished you will probably find this on the strap PEEK-IN The handsomest shoe we ever sold for the price. It is a pleasure to show this shoe. Run in and look them over. Walk Over Starkweather Shoe Company. --for the Society and Fraternity Important Notice. "To Students—Frat men es specialy." The officials at the Lawrence Post Office announce their inability to decipher Greek letters. They have only been trying to unravel these most intricate signs for the past fifteen years, and have at last given up and honestly admitted that they can not. So "students, frat men especially," let us come to their rescue, and have our mail address in "good old English." If, however, time and trouble are to be saved, it might be advisable for the Lawrence High School to offer a course in Elementary Greek, open to Post masters and Post Office employees desiring to learn how to read Greek letters at sight. Those 10c and 15c Wire Photo Holders may be had of Fred Boyles,639 Mass. St. If you want a good smoke try one of my cigars—The Flyer, The Little Plug, or The Tampanola. For sale at Billy Reynolds'. Aug Pierson, manfr. r The young ladies of the university are invited to v our china store. A very complete line of Bread and Butter Plates, After Dinner Cups and Saucers, ete., at very low prices, now in stock. Alcohol Stoves in three sizes can be found here. Hoadley's, 733 Mass. St The X Y Z Debating Club held its first session last Friday night. Nearly all the old members who are in the University were present. Several prospective members also attended. The program rendered was as follows: Parliamentary drill, Mr. Livers. Extempore - - - Mr. Stuessi. Extempore - - - Mr. Grant. Debate: That the law providing for matriculation and incidental fees in the University of Kansas should be repealed. Affirmative: Livers, Bartlett. Negative: Lydick, Cowdrick. The decision of the judges was n favor of the affirmative. Mr. Hilder acted as critic. After a business meeting the club adjourned till next Friday uight. PICTURES A new line of framed Pictures at low Prices. See them at See them at Rowland's and Stevenson BOOKSELLERS AND STATIONERS. 819 MASS. ST. Misses Hutt. Millinery and Hair Dressing Phone Pink 537. 837 Mass, St. MRS. MENDENHALL Is now ready to show the latest Styles in Call and see us at Fall and Winter Millinery. R. B. WAGSTAFF, DEALER IN Staple and Fancy GROCERIES. 823 Mass. Street. University Trade Solicited 839 Mass. St Phone 25. Complete Line of Parker Fountain Pens. One year's Life Insurance Policy with each Pen. FRED BOYLES, Printed most all of the 639 Mass. St. Tel. 123 Red. ...Programs... last year, and is prepared this year with a complete line of the Swellest Samples ever shown here. He prints the Weekly, and can turn you out the neatest job of any kind of Printing at the lowest prices. 739 Mass. St. Fred Boyles' Stationery Store will be a money-saver for you if you go there for your supplies. All kinds of Tablets, Pencils, Pens, Inks, Stationery, Envelopes. The Wire Photo Holders so popular with K. U. Students may be found here. Remember the place and save money by going to see FRED BOYLES, 639 Mass. St. Tel. 123 Red. Get a "Lucky Curve" Parker Fountain Pen with a year's insurance at the same price as other pens. W. W. A. REYNOLDS & W. S. HALL, Proprietors. Mrs. H. L. Beatty, Manager and Caterer. ED. THOMAS, RESTAURANT Fruits, Nuts and Oysters.