QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
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to the "gush" of silly girls, who are disposed, as you say, to the perpetual use of exaggerated adjectives "repeated ad nauseam."
I have a friend who is now the happy father of a charming daughter, who succeeded in breaking the girl of using in her conversation a curious assortment of astounding adverbs. This was the method he used.
One evening he came home with a budget of news. An acquaintance had failed in business. He spoke of the incident as "deliciously sad." He had ridden up town in a car with a noted wit, whom he had described as "horribly entertaining," and, to elap the climax, he spoke of the butter that had been set before him at a country hotel as "divinely rancid."
His daughter stared at him and said, "Why, papa, I should think you were out of your head."
"Not in the least, my dear," he said, pleasantly. "I'm merely trying to follow the fashion. I worked out 'divinely rancid' with a great deal of labor. It seems to me rather more effective than 'awfully sweet.' I mean to keep up with the rest of you hereafter." "And now," he continued, "let me help you to a piece of this exquisitely tough beef."
Adverbs, he says, are not so fashionable as they were in his family.
You might use some such tactics on Emily.
THE CHECK STAND
Is better equipped than ever.
Ladies accommodated.
Protection Guarantee
50 Cents a Term.
J. W. KAYSFR, Manager.
Guenther, The Grocer
Feeds the hungry students
Because he carries Every thing.
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See him Mr. Steward, at
721 Mass.
Bowersock Opera House.
G.A.R. Reunion! Special Attraction!
4 Consecutive Nights 4
MATINEE SATURDAY
Wednesday, September 16.
Earl & Martell's American Stock Co.
Presenting New and Popular Plays
The People's Prices
Nights 10c, 20c, 50
Matinee 10c, 20
Vaudeville Between Acts.
Opening bill; the beautiful Comedy.
Drama success.
"A LOST WIFE"
FREE! FREE! FREE
On opening night a lady will be admitted FREE, if accompanied by a person with a paid 30 cent seat, if reserved previous to a o'clock Wednesday evening.
A. the advance sale opens Monday
a. m. at Woodward's Drug Store.
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We cater especially to the wants of Women; hence we appeal to the ladies, both of Faculty and Student Body.
We are equipped to serve you in the matter of the least article of Woman's Dress to the Dress itself or the Cloak.
COMMAND US
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741 MASSACHUSETTS STREET
Geo. Davies - Students' Tailor
Go to Vic's for good drinks.
Poster Pie tres
at Hoadley's.
The Phi Deltas will give a dance Saturday evening at their new chapter house.
The Fowler shops were struck by lightning Wednesday. Little damage was done.
Candy and Cakes at Reynolds Cate.
Chancellor Strong has been appointed head of the Educational exhibit of Kansas at the World's Fair.
Go to Davies—Reliable tailoring.
Wire Waste Baskets at Boughton's New Stationery Store, 1025 Mass. St.
A new wrinkle. Clyde Commons, who has come here to make his way through the University, will do it barbering at odd times and on Saturdays at the Aerney Barber Shop, 744 Massachusetts street.
The best fountain pen made, at Boughton's New Stationery Store, 1025 Mass. St.
Providence is surely on the side of the University. During a windstorm, a large collection of rotten boards was blown from the picturesque fence around the football field. The art amphitheatre was also slightly scratched. Now, if the Athletic Association will just join hands with Providence, it can work wonders on the athletic field.
Go to W. W. Reynolds' for quiz books.
The first issue of The Graduate Magazine will be out about the middle of October. The leading article in this number will be the opening address by Mr. C. M. Harger, which will appear in full. Several changes have been made in the magazine. An editorial department, headed by Prof O'Leary, hes been added, and "The University" department will be in charge of Prof. Sterling. Aslast year, the Graduate will be sent to undergraduates for 50 cents a year. The regular price is one dollar.
Imperial Dancing Academy
Beginners classes commence Wednesday, Sept. 19. Private lessons by appointment Dancing over class til eleven o'clock Class at eight p.m.
Res. Phone 426 Main.
Office Phone 510 Blue.
JOURNAL HALL
R. E. KIRBY, ELLA HOFFMAN,
Manager. Instructor.
Get something to eat at Reynolds' cafe.
K. U. Views unmounted at Hoadley's.
Frat suppers enjoyed at Vic's.
Golf devoeee will be pleased to learn that the golf-links have been improved during the summer. The grounds have been cleared out, and no new hazards added. One ingenious member of the golf club has concocted an odorous solution of limburger cheese, to be put on golf balls in order to prevent their being lost.
ATHLETICS.
As it has been previously announced, the Earl and Martell's American Stock Company will be at Opera House four nights and Saturday matinee, commencing Wednesday, September 16. The opening play will be the interpretation of that beautiful 4-act comedy drama success, "A Lost Wife." Imagine a series of strong situations, a dialogue that sparkles with wit and humor, thrilling climaxes, specialties by competent vocalists and vaudevillists, and a good cast. Imagine all this and you form a very good idea of the performance of "A Lost Wife." As is customary with attractions of this kind, ladies' free tickets are issued, admitting a lady free on opening night, if accompanied by a person with a paid 30-cent seat if reserved prior to 6 oelock opening night. The advance sale opens Monday morning at Woodward's Drug Store. The people's prices will prevail during this engagement—10, 20, 30c.
Call on Vic, the piedman.
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stitution. Today its team stands unrivaled in the West, and has competed successfully with the larger eastern colleges. The scoring qualities of Michigan are unequaled. In 1901 its total scores wee 550 to 0,and in 1902,612 to 12. Coach Weeks played on the team the past four years. In the fall of 1899 he played halfback in the famous Pennsylvania game, and in 1900,he made quarter-back on the varsity. During the past two years he played the same position. Surely our new coach comes well recommended.
Weeks has the characteristics of a successful coach. He has had fine experience, and fully understands the game. Everyone who has worked under Yost understands the game. Weeks is a good, congenial fellow. He is a "mixer." He puts spirit into the boys. He means what he says,-he talks business. Students admire a man who speaks with decision. On the field he has already won for himself the name of "Boss" Weeks. And, fortunately, Weeks likes Kansas. He likes the people and the atmosphere of things in general.
It now remains for us all to get together. The coach can't do everything. Very evidently he has made up his mind to do his best. It's now up to us.
Stationery on the Hill at Billy Reynolds'.
Framed Pictures at Hoadley's.
Keller, corner Adams and Mass. Candies, fruits, pies.
Students' Note Books, Composition Books, and all Stationcoy Supplies, at Boughton's New Stationery Store. 1025 Mass. St.
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