====PAGE-LEVEL METADATA==== Kansas University Weekly Page 0340_1 from reel: L 684 (1898-09-17 to 1904-05-28) https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/134945 Title: What's September Summary: A poetic piece celebrating the month of September with various descriptive verses about the season. Category: features/profiles Subjects: poetry; seasonal themes; student life Confidence: 0.9 Title: Pharmacy Alumni Notes Summary: Announcement about arrangements for Pharmacy Alumni Association members in the Weekly, including space allocation and contact information for correspondence. Category: features/profiles Subjects: alumni associations; pharmacy education; university community Confidence: 0.8 Title: Teacher—"Johnnie," This Is the Worst Composition in the Class and I Am Going to Write to Your Father and Tell Him." John... Summary: A humorous classroom exchange between a teacher and student Johnnie about a composition assignment. Category: campus news Subjects: student life; humor; classroom anecdotes Confidence: 0.8 Title: Nebuchadnezzar Was Asked Why He Built the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. "That Was a Little Idea of My Own," He Explained.... Summary: A humorous anecdote about Nebuchadnezzar and the hanging gardens of Babylon with a modern twist. Category: features/profiles Subjects: humor; historical references; student life Confidence: 0.8 Title: The Professor Was Explaining to His Class of Freshmen the Use of the Words Senior and Junior. "Now if John Smith Had a S... Summary: A humorous classroom exchange where a freshman misunderstands the terms senior and junior when applied to family relationships. Category: features/profiles Subjects: humor; classroom anecdotes; student life Confidence: 0.8 Title: Dr. Woodrow Wilson, President of Princeton University, Says That It Is Astonishing How Humorously, And, in a Way, Logica... Summary: An anecdote from Dr. Woodrow Wilson about a student's humorous and logical response to a natural history question about bipeds and quadrupeds. Category: features/profiles Subjects: humor; academic life; student logic Confidence: 0.8 Title: Photo: Home Bakery & Confectionery Summary: Photograph of the Home Bakery & Confectionery establishment with its offerings listed below. Category: photos/graphics Subjects: local businesses; bakeries; commercial photography Confidence: 0.9 Title: [advertisements] Advertisers include: Robinson & Winey; Wilder Bros. Custom Laundry; Shelley, Photographer; Woodward & Co.'s; M. J. Skofstad; Mrs. F. M. Williams; Home Bakery & Confectionery; Chas. I. Hess Meat Market; Court House Meat Market; O. P. LEONARD; Watkins National Bank Category: advertisements Confidence: 0.9 Note: Descriptive metadata for this item has been generated in part using AI (artificial intelligence) technologies and may be incomplete, misleading, or inaccurate. Please contact the Kenneth Spencer Research Library with specific questions or concerns.