Ladies-That diamond hat pin is safe in the Check Stand.
If you lose a hat don't cuss but see the Check Stand man. 50c a term.
All subscribers of this paper will kindly give their street address to M.N. McNaughton, assistant manager, otherwise the paper can not reach you.
Prof. Preyer is occupying Prof Barbee's house on Louisiana street. He is contemplating building a new home in the 1100 block on the same street.
Those 10c and 15c Wire Photo Holders may be had of Fred Boyles,639 Mass. St.
W. W. A. Reynold's Cafe was built two years ago to supply the students with sweetmeats and pastries. He now supplies short orders, gives regular meals at 25 cents, and carries school supplies, stationery and books. Just opposite Frazer Hall.
Hang 'em in the Cheek Stand. Fred Boyles Prints the neatest kind of Dance Programs.
New Students-See Davies, the Eailor.
Protection guaranteed at the Check Stand.
Teacher—"Johnnie," this is the worst composition in the class and I am going to write to your father and tell him."
Johnnie—"Don't keer if ye do; he wrote it for me."-X
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Nebuchadnezzar was asked why he built the hanging gardens of Babylon.
"That was a little idea of my own," he explained. "If my neighbor's hens want to get in, they'll have to walk up-side down."
Feeling that he had solved a mighty problem, he gaily trecked forth with a rake.—X.
SHELLEY, Photographer, 719 Mass. Phone 535 Pink.
Cleaning and Pressing a Specialty. Club rates $1.50 per week O. P. LEONARD, 735 Mass. Street. Lawrence, Kansas. Phone 511 Green Fine Tailoring Customers please mention this paper.
W. B. STRAWN.. Solicitor for . . . Wilder Bros. Custom Laundry ... Goods received at Elliott's Book Store
PHARMACY ALUMNI NOTES
We wish to announce to the members of the Pharmacy Alumni Association—and incidentally to all readers of the WEEKLY as well—that arrangements are in progress whereby a definite amount of space will be secured, the same to be devoted entirely to the interest of the Association members. To be sure, there is comparatively a small number of University students and alumni who are interested in pharmacy, and to those who are not interested we rquest that they kindly bear with us in this matter and generously allow us to have our say as long as we remain within our bounds.
To an extent the WEEKLY was the official paper for the Association last year and it is our desire to make it such this year. If each member will kindly inform us as to change of address, new location, etc, we will be greatly obliged. Address all correspondence to R. H. Needham, Cor. Sec., 208 Mo. St., Lawrence, Kansas.
All kinds of paper and stationery at Fred Boyles Store, 639 Mass. St.
Customer—"What do you charge for ten cents' worth of camphor?"
Druggist(absently)—"Twenty-five cents."—X.
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Prof. Nilson, a leading light of Edinburg university, recently wrote on the blackboard in his laboratory, "Prof. Nilson informs his students that he has, this day, been appointed honorary physician to the queen." In the course of the morning he had occasion to leave the room, and on returning he found that a student had added to the announcement the words, "God save the queen."—X
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The professor was explaining to his class of freshmen the use of the words senior and junior.
of the words senior and junior. "Now if John Smith had a son John Smith, and they would call the son John Smith Junior, the father would be John Smith Senior. Now: supposing John Smith, Senior had a grandson, John Smith, can you tell me what the grandson would be called?"
Promptly a red haired freshman said, "He'd be called John Smith, Sophmore, sir."—X
Dr. Woodrow Wilson, President of Princeton University, says that it is astonishing how humorously, and, in a way, logically, the young student will interpret the questions propounded to him. Doctor Wilson gives an amusing example of undergraduate logic told him by a friend. The instructor in natural history desired a certain pupil to give in writing the difference between a biped and a quadruped. The teacher was as much amused as he was astonished to receive the following:
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"A biped has two legs; a quadruped has four legs; the difference, therefore, between a biped and a quadruped is two legs."
Have never been so well prepared to serve the Students with the very latest creations in
WE-and all the little fixtures so necessary to a well dressed man.
NEW CLOGHES NEW HAGS
NEW SHIRGS NEW NECKWEAR
YOU ARE WELCOME. COME AND SEE US.
"Tubby" Santford is visiting Sigma Alpha Epsilon. There is a possibility of his remaining at the University and entering the law school.
933 Mass. St.
Home Bakery & Confectionery
Choice Home Made Candies.
Daintiest of Cakes.
Wholesome Bread.
Ice Cream Sodas made
Of Pure Fruit Juices.
Pure Ice Cream.
ANYTHING YOU NEED AT A DRUG STORE IS BEST OBTAINED AT
Woodward & Co.'s
Which place is also
THE EASTMAN KODAK AGENCY.
Chas. L. Hess.
Meat Market.
941 Mass. St. Telephone 14
Bakery & Restaurant.
Mrs. F. M. Williams.
EVERYTHING GOOD TO EAT
Come for Pies and Cakes.
8381/2 Massachusetts St.
Phone 550 Gray.
W. W. A. REYNOLDS & W. S. HALL,
Proprietors.
Mrs. H. L. Beatty.
Manager and Caterer.
WatkinsNationalBank
Capital $100,000.
Surplus $20,000.
J. B. Watkins, Pres C. H. Tucker, Cash.
C. A. Hill, V. Pres.
W. E. Hazen. Asst. C'r.
Lawrence Business College.
Day and Evening Sessions.
Over Lawrence National Bank.
ED. THOMAS,
RESTAURANT
Fruits, Nuts and Oysters.
Johnson's
Restaurant and Confectionery,
Student's Headquarters.
The Best is the Cheapest
COURT HOUSE MEAT MARKET.
ERNEST SEIDEL, Proprietor.
CHOICEST MAET PRODUCTS
Telephone 193.
Oysters in Season;
Lawrence, Kansas.
WE carry an up to date line of MEN'S CLOTHING, HATS and FURNISHING GOODS and shall make every effort to please the Students.
Come in and make yourself at home with us.
M. J. SKOFSTAD.
829 Mass. St.
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