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University Daily Kansan
Monday, Sept. 23, 1963
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McClellan Hopes To Cut Off Racket Income Of Syndicates
WASHINGTON — (UPI) — Sen.
John L. McClellan, D-Akr., says his
Senate Investigations Subcommittee
hopes to frame a powerful legal net
to choke off the crime syndicates's
multi-billion dollar income from the
rackets.
The subcommittee will open hearings this week on organized crime with former gangland executioner Joseph Valachi scheduled to be the star witness.
VALACHI, a self-professed member of the Cosa Nostra, a supersecret, Mafia-style gang, reportedly has given the Justice Department a blueprint of the Cosa Nostra's nationwide crime operations.
Atty. Gen. Robert F. Kennedy will lead off the testimony when the public hearings open Wednesday. But it will be Valachi's testimony that the subcommittee hopes will leave no doubt as to the scope of the syn-
spects, may not be adequate to cope with organized crime.
McCLELLAN stressed that we're looking for information. He added that the presentaws, in some re-
In underscoring the legislative intent of the subcommittee, McClellan seemed to suggest that he wanted to avoid the sort of widespread public criticism that greeted the senate's crime hearings in the 1950's. Headed by the late Sen. Estes Kefauver, D-Tenn., the committee was accused of exceeding its jurisdiction and doing little in the way of aiding the battle against crime with new legislation.
Besides the attorney general, Valachi may be preceded on the witness stand by New York City Police Commissioner Michael J. Murphy. Other officials from New York, Boston, Chicago, and Detroit will be called to back up Valachi's testimony.
Malfunctioning Stadium Scoreboard To be Replaced for Home Opener
IT WAS VALACH'S revelations to the Justice Department, triggered by a fear that he was marked for death, that led McClellan to suspend investigation of the controversial TFX plan contract award, and open the crime hearings.
Official Bulletin
On three occasions last year, the scoreboard in Memorial Stadium malfunctioned — a seemingly disgraceful calamity for a large scale football program sported by KU.
The problem has been solved. Expected to be working in time for this season's home opener with Syracuse is a new 35-foot scoreboard to replace the old 23-foot scoreboard which was installed in 1951.
dicate's gambling, drug and extortion network.
Already under a life sentence on a murder charge, Valachi apparently will be the only underworld figure to appear before the group.
French Ph.D. exam: 9:30-11:30 a.m.
October 5, 110 Fraser. Books must be submitted to Dr. Robert Neely, 120
Fraser. by Sept. 30.
McClellan said the subcommittee does not plan to bring in a lot of hoodlums to take the fifth amendment.
The new scoreboard, 12 $ _{1/2} $ feet tall, will carry more information than either of the three scoreboards in
TOMORROW
KU Nursing Club meeting postponed
before October 1, 7 p.m., Fraser.
TODAY
American Brother-Sister meeting. 7:30
p.m., Union, to make plans for Brother-
Sister meetings.
the stadium's history. It will inform spectators of timeouts remaining and ball position on the field in addition to the score, time, down and yardage.
Graduate students discussion group. 7. Student Center, 195 Stratford Road
Catholic Mass, 5 p.m. St. Lawrence Catholic Chapel, 1910 Stratford Road.
The cost of $9,000 was contributed by a group of 90 alumni and friends in a brief drive headed by Gene Morgan of Kansas City, president of the KU Alumni Association. Morgan also chaired the drive which raised $200,000 toward the 6,500-seat stadium expansion and new three-deck press box.
History Club. 8 p.m., Meadow Lark Room, Union, "The Province of History." panel discussion by Profs. Caws, Moos, Backus.
Catholic Masses, 6:45 a.m. 5 p.m. St.
Lincolnance Catholic Chapel, 1910 Stratford
Ottawa
Catholic Inquiry Class, 7 p.m., St. Lawrence
Student Center, 1915
Stratford Road.
Western Civ. Discussion, 9 p.m., St.
Starkville Student Center, 1915
Stratford Road.
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Skunk Blows His Horn
EAST GREENWICH, R. I.—(UPI) A skunk waddled into the Kent Theater last night and cleared the house five minutes after the start of the feature movie, "Come Blow Your Horn."
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Hypnotize and Cuddle
NEWCASTLE-ON-TYNE, England —(UPI)—Frederica Martin, 21, said today that cuddling crocodiles in her circus act was just a matter of know-how.
You have to hypnotize them first, she said.
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Policeman and confessor, shepherd and seer, warden and oracle, proconsul and pal—the dean of students is all of these. How, then, can we understand him? Well sir, perhaps the best way is to take an average day in the life of an average dean. Here, for example, is what happened last Thursday to Dean Killjoy N. Damper of the Duluth College of Belles Lettres and Pemmican.
THE DEAN YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN
Colleges are complicated and bewildering places, filled with complicated and bewildering people. Today let us examine one of the most complicated and bewildering—yet fetching and lovable—of all campus figures. I refer, of course, to the dean of students.
At 6 a.m. he woke, dressed, lit a Marlboro, and went up on the roof of his house to remove the statue of the Founder which had been placed there during the night by high-spirited undergraduates.
At 9 a.m. the Dean lit a Marlboro and met with Robert Penn Sigafoos, president of the local Sigma Chi chapter, who came to report that the Deke house had been put on top of the Sigma Chi house during the night by high-spirited undergraduates.
At 12 noon the Dean had a luncheon meeting with the prexy, the bursar, and the registrar, at the bottom of the campus swimming pool where the faculty dining room had been placed during the night by high-spirited undergraduates. Marlboros were passed after luncheon, but not lighted, owing to dampness.
At 2 p.m., back in his office, the Dean lit a Marlboro and received the Canadian Minister of War who said unless young Ewbank gave back Winnipeg, the Canadian army would march against the U.S. immediately. Young Ewbank was summoned and agreed to give back Winnipeg if he could have Moose Jaw. The Canadian Minister of War at first refused, but finally consented after young Ewbank placed him on the roof of the metallurgy building.
At 3 p.m. the Dean lit a Marlboro and met with a delegation from the student council who came to present him with a set of matched luggage in honor of his fifty years' service as dean of students. The Dean promptly packed the luggage with all his clothing and fled to Utica, New York, where he is now in the aluminum siding game. © 1963 Max Shulman
placed there during the night by high-spirited undergraduates. At 8 a.m. he reached his office, lit a Marlboro, and met with E. Pluribus Ewbank, editor of the student newspaper. Young Ewbank had been writing a series of editorsials urging the United States to annex Canada. When the editorsials had evoked no response, he had taken matters into his own hands. Accompanied by his society editor and two proofreaders, he had gone over the border and conquered Manitoba. With great patience and several Marlboro Cigarettes, the Dean persuaded young Ewbank to give Manitoba back. Young Ewbank, however, insisted on keeping Winnipeg.
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At 10 a.m. the Dean lit a Mariboro and went to umpire an intramural softball game on the roof of the law school where the campus baseball diamond had been placed during the night by high-spirited undergraduates.
At 7:45 a.m. he arrived on campus, lit a Marlboro and climbed the bell tower to remove his secretary who had been placed there during the night by high-spirited undergraduates.
At 7 a.m. he lit a Marlboro and walked briskly to the campus. (The Dean had not been driving his car since it had been placed on the roof of the girls dormitory by high-spirited undergraduates.)
The makers of Marlboro, who sponsor this column, don't claim that Marlboro is the dean of filter cigarettes—but it's sure at the head of the class. Settle back with a Marlboro and see what a lot you get to like!
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