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VOL. X.
Just Received A very handsome line of WINTER TROUSERS. Which will be sold at bed-rock prices at
DAVIES THE STUDENTS'
TAILOR.
Killin'
PHOTO ARTIST.
925 Jackson Bldg. Phone 411 white
MORRIS, THE Photo Artist.
Students' work a specialty.
The only Improted Novelties to be
attained in college, 25°. Studio newly
titled throughout.
829 Mass. St. 'Phone 312.
Fine Shoe Repairing for Students. Nearly and clearly done by
Omar Harshman.
10. 5 Mass, St., Lawrence, Kan.
ED ANDERSON Restaurant and Confectionery.
SAGURDAY. APRIL 12, 1902.
FRUITS, NUTS AND OYSTERS.
Best Meals of any Restaurant in the City. 715 Mass. St. Lawrence. Kan.
Wm. Wiedemann,
OYSTERS AND ICE CREAM
837 Massachusetts Street.
Line Confectionery.
LAWRENCE
LAWRENCE - - KANSAS
Shorthand and Commercial Subjects. Enter any time. No Summer Vacation.
Business - College.
A. E. PROTSCH,
ARTISTIC TAILOR.
Corner Warren and Mass. Streets.
The Tipton Barber Shop
BATH ROOMS ...
Suit from $20. Pants $5 up
'MUCH ADIEU ABOUT NOTHING'
R. H. STEWART, Prop.
838 Mass. Street.
Lawrence Steam Laundry.
LAWRENCE, - - - - KANSAS.
COL. JAMES BECK, Prop.
Students' trade especially solicited.
908 Mass. st. Phone 383
All of Spring 1902 Novelties Now in Stock.
PROTSCH THE TAILOR.
The Latent Histrionic Ability of the University Finds Expression in a New Source.
717 Mass. St. Ground floor.
The "Disciplinary Committee" Invades the Field Filled so Well by the Dramatic Club and Vies with it in Serio-Comic Production.
Shakespeare modernized and Embellished with Local Coloring is this Time Brought out Under the Above Caption.
Into this Masterpiece, However, has been Introduced the Essential Action of "Tempest in a Teapot," and the "Comedy of Errors." Features of "As You Like It," and "All's Well that Ends Well," Have been Carefully Excluded.
A Brief Resume of the Action is Given Herewith.
SCENE 1.
The Spiples have taken down a Freshman flag from the roof of Fraser Hall, and wearing in their lapels fragments of the trophy attempt to attend Chapel in a body. The inevitable scrap in the halls disturbs Chapel exercises and prevents the assemblage of some nine o'clock classes. For thirty minutes wild warfare is waged Pandemonium reigns supreme and ladies wildly shrinking to professors refuge in neighboring rooms - doctors badly beaten by Mercury in wing-footed flight. Chairs and other furniture are dremened in the fury of these frenzied factions. The floor is flooded with streams of blood and the gory combatants cease struggling only from sheer exhultation. War correspondents of leading journals arrive upon scene of conflict.
SCENE II
Immediate conference of the Disciplinary Committee. Guides are despatched with headlong lustre to summon the entire Freshman and Sophomore classes. For three days recitation periods interrupted by such summons. The students aroused to a nervous excitement from the prevailing rumor of impending disaster. Classes implicated see safety in concerted action only and take means for self-protection.
SCENE III
The Council sit in sedate assembly. The situation is dispassionately discussed. Enire birtemann of thought and unity of action is present. It is the unanimous opinion that "Time makes ancient good uncouth," and that the seriousness of the scrap must justify the enactment of a few ex post facto rules.
It is Wednesday—the hour of three. Once more the guides make Fraser vibrant with the light of their pedal activity. Lined up before the Chancellor's bar of justice and twenty-eight cupids arranged for implication in the scrap-infregible yontus whose ill-starred formes early ran aground. Here the acuse of dramatic situation is reached. The audience appreciates the dilemma. The honor and fair name of this institution prove reentreat to such a sacred trust? The great commonwealth of Kansas, roused by of such brittish student outbursts that blench our boasted reputation of citrus, has risen ennausea and in uninuskable tones clamored for proper reporation. Pyramids of telegrams are produced corroborative evidence. The natural desire of the element committee to hush up the whole affair and curtail further publicity is well shown, yet. Vox populi est vox Dei and the eternal laws of justice are inexorable. The latter reputation of K. U. has suffered in the past from a lairing suspicion on the part of the public of such lenency of the faculty. Now is the time for vindication. The people must be pacified. In performance with popular demands then, the preeminent purpose of the investigation and final decision is to award punishment, not so much with regard to individual degree of criminality as to secure a representative crowd from the classes involved and insure an impartial distribution of patronage therein. The closing scenes are frequently interrupted with thundrous acclaim of popular approbation. Agitation has been stifled forever. Diplomacy has again made K. U. a safe institution for the rearing of the king. The curtain falls with the receipt of numberless messages from an expectant constituency, commending the move of the administration and predicting a decided increase in next year's confluent. A points the plot becomes confusedly entangled, but in the end works out to a natural and satisfactory solution.
SCIENCE DEPARGM.G.
SCENE IV
Mr. Samuel Adams is making a model skull for the new pleosiosaur that will soon be mounted in the museum.
Prof. W. R. Crane has returned from a week's inspection tour in the vicinity of Galera, where he has been securing data for his contribution to the Geological survey.
L. V. Saws, Medic '01, was in town several days last week. He has an appointment in a K.C.Hospital for next year.
Chemical Seminary met Thursday and were addressed by Prof. Sayre.
T. J. Kinnear, senior medicine has secured an assistant ship in physiology North Western University.
The Biology club were addressed yesterday by Mr. Branson who talked on "The Development of Worm Form Spermatozoon in the Paludina."
Kansas City section of the American Chemical Society meets in Lawrence, Apsil 22 at 7 p.m. in the Chemistry building. Prof. E. C. Franklin will address the company on "Liquid Air."
--banquet of the Knife and Fork club in honor of Robt. Burdette.
Presidents' Convention.
The Y M. C. A. presidents of eastern Kansas closed a very profitable three days' conference at the Christian church Sunday. Ass't. State Secy. Boynton had charge of the convention which was given over to a discussion of problems confion to the different fields. Fourteen Associations were represented most of which sent the president and one or more other delegates. Prof. Payne and City Secy. Titus were on the program. It is hoped that the conference will become an annual affair.
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A Little Excitement.
Last night in conformance with a time-honored custom, the wily Sophs, assembled in parties to intercept Juniors and keep them from their "Prom." The usual devices were employed both for capture and evasion and many interesting events in connection with the experience are current today. Comparatively few Juniors were molested chief attention being given to the swarming Freshmen who thronged to the defense of their worthy compatriots. Last night more classes and schools were envolved than for years. The contest in the main took place in the park and was above all one of friendly rivalry each side struggling to tie the other up. Laws, Pharmics and Medies identified them variously with the combatants and at one time it is estimated that fully two hundred students were actively engaged in this friendly serap. The prisoners were either lashed to trees or tied hand and foot and stowed away in the band stand. For several hours the battlewaged with even honors. One faction would have apparently swept the field clear of all resistance and stride with proud step of victor only in turn to be suddenly vanquished by hostile re-enforcements.
It is to be hoped that the state papers will give a truthful account of this contest and not as usually happens, magnify it into an outburst of student "hoodlumism."
--banquet of the Knife and Fork club in honor of Robt. Burdette.
Zuttermeister is agent for Lyons fine chocolates.
ATHLETICS.
HASKELL, 7; K. U.. 4—OTTAWA IS EASY—TRACK TEAM HARD AT WORK.
The Varsity baseball team made its first appearance last Saturday in a game with the Haskell Indians and made an exceptionally good showing for the first game.
Although K. U. lost by a score of 7 to 4 they outplayed the Indians except in one or two positions, which were not filled by the regulars. The spectators were glad to see "Deke" Malty in the box again. His work was splendid for the first few innings but he weakened at the last part of the game on account of insufficient training. Captain White and Curry were the only other old men on the field. The captain's work is as good, if not better than ever and Curry fielded Hoyt Poorman's old place at short very efficiently. Zimmerman's catching and his stick work surprised and delighted the fans. Pat Boyle at first, will prove one of the strongest men on the team; He is an all-round ball player. Sexton, Ramsey and Mkeen took good care of the outfield and did fairly well at bat.
The game at Ottawa, Monday was simply a walk-a-way. Ottawa was weakened by the loss of Fogleberg, their strongest pitcher, who was protested by K.U. The 'Varsity took advantage of the circumstances and scored almost at will. McCampbell pitched a fine game and received good support especially from Sexton in left field. The score 27 to 5, shows that we have a team of sluggers.
The loss of Trussell, who was declared ineligible on account of back work, will weaken the pitching corps a great deal. Cylde Alphin who was one of the strongest pitchers last year will probably be in the game again this year.
Every man in the University who can afford it, should spend $1.50 on a season ticket. It will be a good investment both him and the athletic association.
The track men are working hard to give K. U. a good representation in track meets with Missouri and Nebraska. Whipple has broken the pole-vault record by three inches; Toby is after the high jump and Beeman is throwing the hammer out of sight. The team needs sprinters. Wake up, you "onetime footracers" and make a place on the track team.
In the ball game played yesterday between K.U. and Haskell, the score resulted eight to five in javor of K. U. Out of three games played K.U. has won two of them,a very creditable beginning for the season.
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Pharmacy Notes.
Prof. Franklin, will probaly be absent all next week as it is his turn to visit High Schools. Prof. Bailey has so far recovered from the effects of his recent fall that he is again able to meet his classes on the hill.
Dr Benton went to Kansas City Wednesday to attend the
The boys who take assaying this term have been putting in time this week getting the new assay room and furnaces in order for work. Dr. Franklin has charge of the class this year.
The medies have finished their laboratory work in organic chemistry and are busy checking in their apparatus this week. They will have qualitative under Mr. Me Farland for the rest of the term.
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The April Quill.
The April number of the Quill will be ready for distribution Thursday or Friday. Since Publishing the initial number the editors have been busy condensing and molding into practical form the many suggestions for the improvement of the magazine.
The quill aims at attractiveness without sacrifice of dignity and to accomplish this end it must make haste slowly. The management desires to arouse an enthusiasm in this magazine and create in the student body an anxiety in its ultimate success. To further promote this wish they have placed in Fraser Hall a "quill" mail box, in which they desire the students to deposit any manuscript when they wish to submit.
Y. M. C. A. Notes.
Mrs. Payne's missionary lecture has been postponed until Apr. 20.
Cabinet meeting will be held next Tuesday evening. Members of the cabinet will please take notice.
All committee-men have been appointed and Association work will soon be in good order.
A social for the cabinets of the two Associations is planned for Saturday evening, Apr. 19th.
RAILROAD GOSSIP.
Ex-Chancellor Snow will speak at the regular monthly meeting tomorrow afternoon.
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An exchange says the Pennsylvania Railroad company have a printed card reading as follows, which they send to persons who apply for a pass over their road:
"In those days there were no passes given.
given. Search the Scriptures.
Search the Scriptures.
Thou shalt not pass-- Numbers xx:18
Suffer not a man to pass-- Judges lii:28
None shall ever pass-- Isaiah xx:iv:28
The wicked shall no more pass-- Nahum
:30.
The good shall not pass-- Mark
ii10.
This generation shall not pass—Mark
ii20.
They will not shalt they not
Though they row yet shall they not pass; terrechum v.22.
pass—Jeremiah v.22.
So he paid the fare thereof, and went.)—
Ijonah 1:2."
Respectfully referred to the Sophomore class.
Pour (tout popper)?—"Why do you cal
bose hard ones bachelors?"
their [demeure]y—"Because they wouldn't pop."
Unto the maided of my heart
By mail I did propose;
Then waited for what might turn up,
`Yes!`. It was her nose.
Boicourt's Bicycle shop for repairs, 605 Mass. street.