On The Hill.
--and Cigars.
Ethyln Rice is spending Sunday in Leavenworth.
Will Sutton is up from Kansas City visiting friends.
Misses Josephine Goodman and Florence Russell of Kansas City, Mo. came over Thursday for the Sigma Chi party.
Any student can learn to play several pieces on either mandolin, guitar, or banjo between now and the end of school. Apply at once to Saunder's studio.
Miss Caroline T. Stewart' A. B. '92 has just taken the degree of Ph D, at the University of Berlin. She is the second woman an' the first American woman to take a degree from that University. The hall was crowded to overflowing to hear her prove her graduating thesis.
WANTED—Trustworthy men and women to travel and advertise for old established house of solid financial standing. Salary $780 a year and expenses, all payable in cash. No canvassing required. Give references and enclose self addressed stamped envelope. Address Manager, 355 Caxton Bldg, Chicago.
Minstrels may come and go, but the fame of "Billy Kersands" goes on forever. There has been nn colored caberdian in the world who has the reputation of "Billy" the ravorite of all; his fame extends to Europe, where he has made several extended tours, appearing by special request before the Queen of England. "Billy" is still with Rusco & Hollands Big Minstrel Festival and will appear at the Bowersock Opera House, one day only Thursday, 25th. The big street parade takes place at 2:30 P.M. on the date of their arrival in this city. Two bands, ponies, traps and automobile, worth coming miles to see. Popular prices 25, 35, 50, and 75 cents. Seat sale at Dick Bros.
Never has there been such a collection of talent as the one that Ruseo & Holland have in their big Minstrel Festival, which will appear at Bowersock Opera House Thursday April 25. The comedians, singers, dancers and acrobats have been selected with more than ordinary sare, and the result is the highest of the kind ever produced. A special train of palatial Pullman cars, models of convenience, comfort and elegance, has been constructed to transport this mammoth production. The scenery and costumes used form a brilliant, dazzling, 18-karat setting in which reposses this first-water diamond of minstrelsy. She big street parade at 2:30 p.m., every particle of which, including, stock and vehicles, is carried by the company, is one of the features, as it does, two brass bands, the Pickaniny drum corps and the entire company. Popular prices 25, 34, 50 and 75c. Seat sale at Dick Bros.
NOTES FROM EXCHANGES.
The Kansas City world recently gave the following official notice of Genera Funston's recent military achievement:
HERES TO FUNSTON.
Mr. Funston you're a Lulu,
Like the babe from Honolulu,
And your fame is spread from Sulu
To Lazon.
When you're 'round there's something'
doin,
For the Pinos trouble's brewin',
You,re the cause of Aggie's rain,
And we're on.
When you're not a swimmin' rivers
You're engaged in stickin' slivers
In the gas bags—givin' shivers
When you're not a swimmin' rivers
You're engaged in stickin' slivers
In the gas bags—glivin' slivers
To the gang
Who write stories for the papers
About battles, and whose capers
Give a fightin' man the vapors
In Balang.
And we know when you get busy
You will make some heroes dizzy—
For the temperature gets dizy
Where you are;
And we back your reputation
To put Mrs. Carrie Nation
Off the stage of exploitation
At the bar.
So hee's to you, Funston, Fred— Man of courage, heart and head— May you live when we are dead, You're a man. You're the pride of Kansas state, Man whom heroes emulate, Whom let Kitchener initiate,
If he can.
She-"Isn't it queer how a fellow wil. lose his head after a big victory?"
He—"Yes; but he has it the next morning all right."
If you want to be well informed, take a paper. Even a paper of pins will give you a good many points.
Papa—"Who is the lady that bowed to us as we entered the hall?"
Oliga—“The one with the black skirt, the rose petticoat, plaid silk waist, purple collarette with silver clasp, tan coat, black hat with purple tips, carrying a silver trimmed card case?”
Papa—"Yes."
Olga—"I don't know. I just caught a glimpse of her."
Lives of students all remind us
We should pay no heed to looks,
But on passing leave behind us
Interlinings in our books.
Interlinings which another
Toiling hard midst grief and pain.
Some forlorn and flunked-out fellow
Read ng, ne'er shall flunk again.
Drugstist—“Pills, my dear?”
Little girl—“Yes, please sir.”
Drugstist—“Anti-bilious?”
Little Girl—“No, Uncle is.”
A great many girls say no, but like the photographer they know how to retouch their negative.
A maid, a man, an open fan,
A seat upon the stair,
A stolen kiss, six weeks of bliss,
And forty years of care
Prof, (translating)—"Tell me, thou slave, where is thy horse?"
Guilty Student—"Its in my pocket,
but I wasn't using it."
"What's that?" asked Pat as they fired the sunset gun. "Why, that's sunset." "Sunset!" Pat exclaimed with distended eyes. "Sunset, Howly Moses; and does the sun go down in this country with such a clap as that?"
When Mrs. Carrie Nation
Desires some recreation
Or lively occupation,
With due deliberation
And grim determination.
She leaves her habitation
And makes a demonstration
Against intoxication.
No sign of perturbation
Is shown in Mrs. Nation,
For to her habitation,
She goes in jubilation,
And vows that ruination,
Will have continuation,
Till Kansas legislation
Has stopped intoxication.
WANTED.
Reliable man for manager of Branch office we wish to open in this vicinity. If your record is O, K here is an opportunity. Kindly give good reference when writing. The A: T Morris wholesale house, Cincinnati, Ohio. III. ustrated catalogue 4 ets stamps.
Office, 745 Mass. St.
DR, B, H. LESLIE
E. SMITH, M. D.
Office Phone, 185. Residence, 191-4.
Residence, 920 Indiana.
GEO. F. GODDING.
All calls answered day or night.
Office, 723 Mass. Phone 247.
Livery, Hack and Boarding Stable.
Io 812-814 Vermont St. Laurence, Kan
Telephone 139.
DENTIST,
EDWARD BUMGARDNER, M. D. D. D. S.
Office 809 Massachusetts Street,
LAWRENCE, KANSAS.
Felchman 209 2-rings
Telephone 209 2-rings.
WANTED—Honest man or woman to travel for large house; salary $65 monthly and expenses, with increase; position permanent; enclose self addressed stamp envelope. Manning, 330 Caxton building, Chicago.
OMG ESSENTIALS
Corner Warren and Mass. St. Lawrence, Kan.
A. E. PROTSGH Artistic Tailor
Steam Laundry,
Shirt Waists and Dresses a Specialty.
Calls made Monday and Friday.
Delivered Tuesday and Wednesday.
FRED. S LISCUUM. University Agt.
WILDER BROS.
Fancy and Staple Groceries.
Fruits, Candies, Tobacco
--e Make a Specialty Of Picture Framing.
Try W. A. GUENTHER
Phone 226
721 Mass
FOR
Lively Buyers Crowd the Innes store
TO ITS FULL CAPACITY.
Each article of Merchandise in the Innes store is of superior quality; none other is ever admitted here. That fact is well understood by the public. It gives power and response to all our trading movements. The saving is positive in wash goods, Hosiery, Corsets, Underwear. Silks, Dress Goods, Tailor-made suits and separate skirts. Economies are offered in every department.
Innes, Bullene & Hackman.
The___
We know we do, good work and
best work. We also have best
outstanding design and made
our front frames right, just now
with mounts that are less than cost,
or with mounts that are less than cost.
Art Store of Lawrence
D. L. ROWLANDS,
HAROLD McCRORY
Pictures and Picture Frames.
Dentist.
843 Massachusetts Street.
"Hello, Jennie!"
"Why Hello, Mary?"
"Say Jennie, we are going to start a tennis tournament on the hill—where do you get your supplies?"
"On, we always get ours of the Lawrence Bicycle Co."
"Is that so? I didn't know they had..."
"Yes they just got a new supply."
"Yes they just got a new supply."
"We'll must go, Jennie. There comes Jim, and he will want me to ride with him but I can't going to till he goes to the Lawaence Bicycle Co., and add gets me a new 1901 National Bicycle. They are just beauties."
The Potraits of Our Presidents
With Biographical Sketches
BY
GENERAL CHARLES H. GROSYENOR.
Title Page Designed by Tiffany.
This inaugural year, when the public mind is aroused over Presidential questions is a fitting time to issue General Grosvenor's book. It sale it already tremendous, and will perhaps exceed that of General Grant's Personal Memoirs.
Every patriotic American desires to read what General Grosvenor has to say of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and President McKinley and the other Chief Executives of the Nation. Everybody desires to read what General Grosvenor, the stauchne old Republican leader in Congress, will say of that stauchne olddemocrat president, the democratic party. General Grosvenor has thrown into his sketch of jack-on all the fire and energy of his nature. The biography of Thomas Jefferson is grandest with the surprise on the hilltops. General Grosvenor has personally known all the Presidents since the time of James Buchanan. The General's book will therefore contain history which has never before been written in more detail than observations of these great men. General Grosvenor has served in Congress for nearly twenty years, and he has served his country in war and in Congress for nearly forty years. The Photogravure Etchings as fine as Steel plates printed by hand, on heavy plate paper made especially to order. These 24 Photogravure Etchings are different tints, and are well worth $0, but the price makes the Paintings enrich the family and near relatives of the Presidents. Two years' time and a fortune has been expended in securing these reproductions. The complete book is
Corcoran Building,
Opposite United States Treasury,
WASHINGTON, D.C.
GEO, W, JONES, A, M, M, D.
Physician and Surgeon,
Office 743 Massachusetts Street,
Residence 901 Ohio Street.
Telephone, Residence or office, 55.
F. D. MORSE, A. M., M. D.
Residence, 1041 Tennessee Street,
Office over Woodward's Drug Store,
LAWRENCE, KANSAS.
J. W. O'BRYON, D. D. S.
Dental Rooms,
819 Massachusetts Street,
LAWRENCE, KANSAS.
A. P. HULTS,
DENTIST,
Office 735 Massachusetts Street,
LAWRENCE, KANSAS.
Shane's
Lawrence, Kan.
MRS, SHANE, - - - 618 Mass. St.
J. B. SHANE, - - - 1009 Mass. St.
Photographers.
F. R. BARTZ,
West End Meat Market.
FRESH AND SALG MEAGS.
Special Rates given to Clubs. Phone, 314.
The Tipton Barber Shop
AND BATH ROOMS
R. H. SGEWARG.
338 Mass. St. LAWRENCE, KAN
One Bath... 25c 1 Baths...$2.00
Seven Baths... $1 00 24 Baths... 3.00
Baths, School Year... $5.00
Eastern Star Bakery.
Cream Rolls, Doughnuts, Cream Puffs
Maccarooms, Egg Kissies,
Bread, etc., etc.
PARTIES SUPPLIED.
DONNELBY BROS.
J. Donnelly. N. Donnelly.
Telephone No. 100.
Livery, Boarding and Hack Stables.
All Rubber Tire Rigs.
700 to 717, 4. t Lawrence, Kan.
A. J. Anderson, Physician and Surgeon,
Office 715 Vermont Street. Telephone 124
LAWENCH, KANSAS.
WILLIS.
PHOTO ARTIST.
933 Mass. st. Lawrence, Kan.
Commencement Engraving.
The engraving department of the Jaccard Jewelry Company is placed at the service of the College students in preparation for commencement.
Artistic designs
Correct arrangement
Perfect workmanship
Faultless stationery
Absolute accuracy
are guaranteed when ordered at JACCARD'S. We are glad to submit samples upon request.
KANSAS CIGY. MO