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KANSAS UNIVERSITY WEEKLY.
SMILES.
If men can't love well, this I state With no intimidation. They have the knack of getting up A first-class imitation.—Ex.
That women run the papers now,
The public must confess ;
But pshaw! we know something,
They always loved the press.—kx.
Went to college,
Joined the eleven;
Played one game
And went to heaven.—Ex.
"I thought your son was pursuing his studies at the University ?"
"So he was, but he concluded that he couldn't catch up with them."—Ex.
A FRESUMAN.
"Shall I brain him?" cried a hazer, And the victim's courage fled. "You can't, it is a Freshman, Just hit him on the head." Silver and Gold.
MEDIC YELLS AT M. S. U.
First in war,
First in peace,
First in the hands of the city police.
Sophomore Medics!
Quack, Quack, Quack!
Who are you?
We are medics
Of the M. S. U! —Independent.
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Innes, Bullene & Hackman.
We offer in our presentation for 1901,
The Most Beautiful Array of Silk and Cotton Fabrics For Dressy Occasions and Evening Wear. . .. .
Our ability to command beautiful selections and exclusive ownership of all novelties offered makes it an advantage to our customers which they fully appreciate.
Our January Selling of Muslin Underwear has surpassed our Expectations.
Our January Sale of Table Linens, Napkins, Sbeeting, Bed Spreads and Crashes will take place
Wednesday, Jan. 16th.
We offer complete lines and lower prices than ever. Silks and Dress Goods are on sale at much less than regular prices.
INNES, BULLENE & HACKMAN.
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