KANSAS UNIVERSITY WEEKLY.
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SMILES.
"May I print a kiss upon your cheek ?"
She nodded sweet permission ;
They went to press
And I rather guess
They printed a large edition.
HE WAS A FRESHMAN. A boy stood on the burning deck So far as we could learn, Stood there in perfect safety as He was too green to burn.
A MOSQUITO.
And low upon a Senior's head He settled down to drill. And bored away for half an hour Until he broke his bill.
Hans Hanson at the Opera House Dec. 8th.
Our theatre goers are preparing for the jolliest night of the season, for "Hans Hanson" is to be presented at the Opera house, Saturday, Dec. 8th. 'Hans Hanson' is an American comedy drama. The principle character represents a young Swede lately arrived in America—a bighearted, whole souled, honest fellow, always ready to assist the depressed. The fun lies in his endeavor to speak the English language and the various comical situations that arise during the action of the play. At times the audience is held spellbound by the tender pathos that pervades the piece, and the next moment convulsed with laughter. Jas. T. McAlpin, who has
been seen as "Ole Olson" through this country, has found in "Hans Hanson" an ideal Swedish play, giving him all possible opportunities for the display of his peculiar talent, both as a comedian singer and warbler. His supporting company, seventeen strong, is made up of the best talent in the dramatic and vaudeville lines with solo band and orchestre.
There is some dissension in the House of Representatives over the ratio of republicans and democratic members.
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The American Boy
Is the newest thing in the Calendar line. This is the product of a young lady student of the University. Every K.U. Student should have one 35c each.
Exclusively Sold by D. L. ROWLANDS.
Christmas Presents . . .
Are in complete display. No year we have given greater energy or more careful attention to Holiday details. Useful as well as ornamental things have been kept in mind.
A. D. WEAVER.