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Telephone 1. Go to the Old Reliable Students' Shoemaker. Watches, Jewelry and Diamonds. Wm. Rowe. 835 Mass. St. Lawence Photo Co. For First Class Photos go to the Plates and films developed, all prints finished on best aristar paper. WEST END MEAT MARKET, F. R. BARTZ,7 Fresh and Salt Meats Special rates given to clubs. Tet 314. $5.00 BOX RAIN COAT This Regular $5.00 Waterproof MACKINTOSH for $2.75. Send no money. Cut this ad, add your height, weight, state of mind, and any other details over vost, close up images, cut out amt, and we will send you this coat as a sample. Please send a detailed amtamination. Examine it at your own convenience, the most wonderful representation, the most wonderful representation, and equal to any $500 cash on us. All manufacturers price $7.25 an ad. THIS MACHIN'TOSH is the latest step in the process. The machine now allows you to make sugar volcanic soda, fine plaquette, sugar volcanic soda, fine plaquette and cemented soda, and guaranteed to rain on the pain of overexposure and guaranteed the growth of sugar canes. Notes in Season Hinds & Noble of New York, who have heretofore handled as American agents, Mackenzie's Manual of Ethics and Stout's Manual of Psychology, introducing them into the great majority of American and Canadian colleges and universities, have now purchased outright the American rights in those two important works and hereafter will themselves publish them in the United States. MASS MEETING Speeches Are Made by Nalsmith, Rusb Carruth, Hopkins and Higgins. FRIDAY NOON. MUCH ENTHU SIASM —LAW AND ENGINEER College spirit flamed up yesterday and the first convocation of the year was the result. The Laws were there and their yellers were there. The Engineers came and brought their yeller. The Arts didn't take a very active part but the most of them were present and enthusiastic. Prof. Haworth called the meeting to order by three Rock Chalk yells. They were given with a will. Dr. Naimshi then spoke. He pleaded for enthusiasm at the game and emphasized the fact that the students do not have any business on the field while the game was being played. Mr. John Rush caught the good will of all when he听来 of Hamil as the "holle-maker;" he also declared that all the almni were watching us. Prof Carruth, the first football manager K U ever had, spoke of K U's stand for amateur sports. Prof Hopkins also talked along the same line. Prof Higgins was cheered repeatedly, especially by the Laws. He asked that the old Rock Chalk yell still support the team. The team is ours. It is part of our student body. Come out and cheer for them. NEWS FROM OUR EXCHANGES. The Missouri Independent says that the "terrible Algie" of last years fame will play with Kansas again. President Adams of the University of Wisconsin has been granted a years leave of absence on account of ill health. The annual cane rush at the Minnesota university was declared a tie, both Freshmen and Sophomore insist that the end is not yet. Colorado's football team defeated the Manuals from Denver by a score of 29 to 0. The University is pleased with the foot ball prospects. Wisconsin is to be congratulated on the large registration for this year. The number of students is several hundred more than at this time last year. SMILES. Please do not drop out of town beer checks in our contribution box. -M. S. U. Independent, The sorry world is sighing now, La gripe ist at the door; And many folks are dying now, Who never died before. A cat sedebat on our back fence As laata as could be His vox surgeat to the sakes Canebat merrily. —Ex. Some men get A, some men get B, Some shining lights get C— But as for me I'll take an X With now and then a V. "Well now for instance, I'm satisfied that Mc, is out with my girl tonight, but I will be langed if I'm contented."—Ex. "Did you know," said Russel, "that there is a big difference between being satisfied and being contented?" "How's that?" At the next meeting each one is to come prepared to read some dramatic scene The following meeting he is to recite the same. By this process the strength of the talent can be determined Lovers two in a hammock, He wanted a kiss. It took just a moment, To jump up and fly. The K. U. Dramatic club met Tuesday afternoon and partially planned the year's work. There is considerable talent in school, and it is hoped that something definite can be accomplished.- About fifteen members were present at the first meeting and there are others who will attend hereafter. As yet no play has been selected for presentation. This may not be done for some time, although it is expected that the club will give two or three plays during the school year. Dramatic Club. The object of the club, primarily, however, is to become acquainted with dramatic work rather than form an opera troupe. The time of meeting is every Tuesday at 4 o'clock. Prof Vickery has general charge of the work. Y. W. C. A. The Wednesday afternoon meeting was addressed this week by Mrs Hobson, of London, England, who spoke upon the slum work in London. Her talk was much enjoyed by the large number of girls present, to whom her presentation of the dif ferent phases of the work there was very interesting. Cottage prayer meetings will be held hereafter each Monday evening at the rooms of several of the girls. They will last but fifteen minutes from 6:45 to 7 o'clock and each one is expected to attend the one held nearest her. All other plans have been given way to those being made for the State convention at Topeka October 25 to 29. All girls planning to attend the State convention should give their names to Miss Stafford at once, as arrangements will be made by which their absence from class will be excused, to attend the convention. A rate of one and one-third fare has been secured (about $1.05), and entertainment will be provided all delegates. The first session is Thursday evening October 25 and the last is Sunday evening October 29th. Prominent association workers will be present, among them Miss Bertha Coade, Miss Barnes and Miss Lyon who have each visited the association here. Miss Sophia Lyon, secretary of the National Student Volunteer movement, will speak at the association meeting next Wednesday. Those who have heard her will be glad of this opportunity to listen to her again. Bore—A comprehensive term usually employed to denote the subjective digest arising from an outward disgusting object. UNIVERSITY GLOSSARY. Cut—The total failure of a student to attend any recitation of a professor. (Not in the Freshie's vocabulary.) Bluff—(a) An external something representing an internal nothing. (b) A sort of circulas in deinundo given to a professor by a student who has been out the night before. Combination—Any group of students seen together for more than five minutes before an election. Examination—A modern form of the Spanish Inquisition; will presently be abolished as soon as enlightened civilization extends to universities. Flunk—A failure of a student to respond o a professor's invitation to recite; generally answered by "That's as far as I got, Professor." Faculty—A body of persons of varied nations banded together for the purpose of making life miserable for another class known as students. Grades—A mysterious system of mathematics, the manipulation of which is known only to the faculty. Library--A room set apart and especially equipped with the necessary paraphernalia for the enjoyment of confidential conversation. Pony—The motive power of the Institution. Recitation—A1.conversation with a professor on some definite line of thought generally resulting in a difference of opinion. Sucker—A biped to solicit a professor's favors by confidential talks after each recitation. Roast—A system of italics used by the faculty for promoting diligence and attention on the part of the students. Are of two kinds, hot and cold; the former issued by the disciplinary and the latter from the professor's desk. Stand in—A special manifestation of friendship of a professor greatly sought after by a sucker. The medical society held its first regular meeting last Thursday from five to six and listened to Dr. Williston on "The medical Laws of Kansas." At present these laws are very lax but the doctor and others are engaged in drafting a new code which will be submitted to the next legislature and when passed Kansas will be second to none in the efficiency and stringency of her Medical laws. The meeting was well attended and the society decided to hold meetings every two weeks throughout the school year on Wednesday from five to six. Work—A term formerly used to designate the student's occupation, but now obsolete. —H. U. Aurora. The Senior Medics are having a general review of the subject of the brainpreparatory to afinal quiz. Contrary to custom the Medics left their work Tuesday morning and attended chapel in a body. MEDICAL NOTES. The Juniors are finishing up on the osseus system and will take their final quiz next week. M. G. Slos spent Sunday at his home in Topeks. FOOTBALL SCORES. The following tables were prepared by the editor of the Silver and Gold at the University of Colorado. They are very interesting as they help one to compare the strength of the various teams. Record of Last Year's Leading Eastern and Western Team. HARVARD UNIVERSINY. Harvard. . . . . . . 29 Williams. . . . . . o Harvard. . . . . . . 13 Bowdoin. . . . . . o Harvard. . . . . . . 20 Wesleyan. . . . . . o Harvard. . . . . . . 41 Amherst. . . . . . o Haryard. . . . . . . 18 Westpoint. . . . . . o Haryard. . . . . . . 29 Bates. . . . . . . o Haryard. . . . . . . 11 Brown. . . . . . . o Haryard. . . . . . . 22 Carlisle Indians. . . . . o Haryard. . . . . . . 16 Pennsylvania. . . . . o Haryard. . . . . . . 11 Dartmouth. . . . . . o Harvard. . . . . . . 0 Yale. . . . . . . o Total...210 Total Yale...23 Amberst ...0 Yale...46 Trinity ...0 Yale...28 Bates ...0 Yale...12 Dartmouth ...0 Yale...6 Wisconsin ...0 Yale...0 Columbia ...5 Yale...24 West Point ...0 Yale...42 Penn State College 0 Yale...0 Harvard ...0 Yale...10 Princeton ...11 Total...r91 Total...16 PENNSYLVANIA. Pennsylvania ... 48 Pennsylvania ... 20 Pennsylvania ... 47 Pennsylvania ... 6 Pennsylvania ... 33 Pennsylvania ... 5 Pennsylvania ... 17 Pennsylvania ... 0 Pennsylvania ... 5 Pennsylvania ... 0 Pennsylvania ... 13 Pennsylvania ... 20 F & M . . . . . . . . . 0 Lehigh . . . . . . . . . 0 Bucknell . . . . . . . . 10 Brown . . . . . . . . . 6 Virginia . . . . . . . . 6 Carlisle . . . . . . . . 16 Wesleyan . . . . . . . 6 Lafayette . . . . . . . 6 Chicago . . . . . . . . 5 Harvard . . . . . . . . 16 Michigan . . . . . . . . 10 Corneil . . . . . . . . 4 Total ...221 CHICAGO Chicago . . . . . . . . . . 40 Chicago . . . . . . . . . . 12 Chicago . . . . . . . . . . 23 Chicago . . . . . . . . . . 17 Chicago . . . . . . . . . . 58 Chicago . . . . . . . . . . 44 Chicago . . . . . . . . . . 5 Chicago . . . . . . . . . . 76 Chicago . . . . . . . . . . 35 Chicago . . . . . . . . . . 29 Chicago . . . . . . . . . . 5 Chicago . . . . . . . . . . 17 Chicago' . . . . . . . . . 17 Total . . . . . . . 375 Iowa . . . . . . . 22 Iowa . . . . . . . 36 Iowa . . . . . . . 5 Iowa . . . . . . . 35 Iowa . . . . . . . 17 Iowa . . . . . . . 5 Iowa . . . . . . . 30 Iowa . . . . . . . 16 Iowa . . . . . . . 33 Iowa . . . . . . . 58 Total. NIVERSITY. New York Colleen Total...257 Nebraska...0 Nebraska...6 Nebraaska...0 Nebraska...0 Nebraska...0 Nebraska...12 Nebraska...20 Nebraska...5 Nebraska...0 Knox College . . . . . Total...28 State Normal . . . . . . o Alumni . . . . . . o Chicago . . . . . . 5 Penn College . . . . o Rush Medics . . . . o Ames . . . . . . o Nebraska . . . . . . o Grinneil . . . . . . o Knox . . . . . . o Illinois . . . . . . o Total .. Total ... 5 Ames ... 30 Kansas Medics ... 6 Wisconsin ... 12 Kansas Medics ... 24 Iowa ... 30 Drake ... 0 Kansas ... 36 S. Dakota ... 6 Grinnell ... 12 Total...43 Total...156 Games played this season are as follows: Kansas...12 Haskell Indians...o Kansas...35 Washburn...o Kansas...29 Ottawa...o Kansas...29 Drake...o Kansas...18 Haskell Indians...o Kansas...29 Orake...o Kansas...35 State Normal...o Kansas...36 Nebraska...20 Kansas...23 Washburn...o Kansas...34 Missouri...6 Broke, broke, broke. Total...280 Total...32 Bruce, bruce, bruce And far from thy stones, O seal With a check from father for me. And lat from my stories, O sea! And I would that the mail man would hasten O well for the student who shuns with the subscription line The man with the subscription list; Who has nothing to do with the Annual. And from society performance neer missed. The subscription men are hustling Till eve from early dawn, And not on toy crags, O Seal But O for the touch of a vanished five O for the touch of a vanished life. And the clink of some tin that is gone. Broke, broke, broke. Will never come back to me. The coin I've spent on subscriptions and dues Arthur Noble went to Wichita this week to attend the street fair. R. B. Wagstaff Staple and Fancy Groceries. 847 Mass. St. Telephone 25 THE TIPTON BARBER SHOP And Bath Rooms. One Baths 29c 15 Baths $2.00 Seven Baths 39c 15 Baths $8.00 Bath School year $8.00 R. H. STEWART. R. H. STEWART. No. 838 Mass. St. No. 838 Mass. St. Eastern Star Bakery. PARTIES SUPPLIED CREAM ROLLS, DOUGHNUTS, CREAM PUFFS, MACCAROONS, EGG KISSIES, BREAD, ETC. MRS. PRENTISS. HOME STORE Bread for sale from wagon, at leading grocers, and delivered to clubs. Tel. 260-49 Lindsay's GO TO Is selling the round gas oven that has been so popular this summer. It is also the place to buy extracts, spices, tea and coffee. 1105 Mass, St. HUTSON'S BAKERY. FINE SHOE REPAIRING. 836 Mass. Street. Lunch Counter. Cigars and Tobacco. Oysters in Season. W. M. STEINBRING. 725 Mass. St. Are prepared to furnish Anthracite and semi-Anthracite coal on short notice, also all kinds of soft coal at lowest prices. Watkins National Bank. J. B. WATKINS, P. President. A. Hirsch. Vice President. W. E. Hirsch. Ace's Cashier. Capital $100,000. Surplus $20,000. J. B, WATKIN, C, A. HILL, A. CMTCHELL, W. E. HAZEN, J. HOUSE, T. HUCKER, N. KUNZEL DIRECTORS. Savings Department deposits receive Buddies and Fridays. 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